The obvious choice for the Half-Time entertainment at a Dallas Birddogs game would be the high-flying action of the BowWow Stunt Action Dog Team. The crowd would go bananas for this type of thing, as they perform a multitude of acrobatics, tricks and humorous acts that they have trained for over several years. They are real pros! Rumor has it that a cat version was suggested, but that idea was quickly dismissed as the team Mascot retriever, Cletus is known to be a cat killer and it would have been an absolute disaster, with the ASPCA becoming involved and possible criminal prosecutions. No one wants that kind of media coverage.
The crowds at Birddog games are well known for their alcohol consumption, so the sight of these amazing canines running all over the field at halftime would elicit a lot of laughs and drunken cheering. Just the kind of atmosphere that the mighty city of Dallas desires in it's citizens.
The crowds at Birddog games are well known for their alcohol consumption, so the sight of these amazing canines running all over the field at halftime would elicit a lot of laughs and drunken cheering. Just the kind of atmosphere that the mighty city of Dallas desires in it's citizens.
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