Well, you would need something that is extremely entertaining and would have an effect on the viewer's attention. Something that they would want to watch. And I would start with one of my favorite people in the world, the one and only Johnny Cash. If you're a sports fan, there's no question about it. Johnny's music is a big influence on today's pop culture. The man is an icon, and he was the best singer ever. Another person that I would put on the American football halftime show is the late, great Johnny Mathis. I have no doubt that this halftime performance would be awesome and entertaining. What I am also interested in is what type of effect should they have on their audience? What kind of effects is the audience looking for? And the late, great Johnny Mathis. I have no doubt that this halftime performance would be awesome and entertaining. What I am more interested in is what type of effect would they have on their audience? What kind of effects would they be looking for? So, I would probably hold a poll to get their ideas also.
I think I have a great idea that would make for an exciting halftime show! And trust me, it won't be like those meh concerts with a bunch of famous artists that'll make for a flashy show that no one is that excited about, the ones that have all the excitement of a show with fireworks and dazzling lights, except without—ya know—the excitement. In my opinion, you can't entertain everyone. So why not just stop trying to do that? Here is an idea that I thought about right off the top of my head that I think we’d all enjoy more than a [Insert Top 40 Pop Band/Artist] performance:
Mascots racing each other is my favourite idea. Who doesn’t love the presidents racing each other at Washington Nationals games? Just do something like that with ISFL mascots (if we even have mascots) . Turn it into a wipeout course if we really want to get wild!!
The Arizona Outlaws fans need a show that both respects the local conservative culture and has an obvious distaste for anything lawful, so we are going to make this a show of two halves.
In the first half, monster trucks! These bad boys tear around the arena, jumping over ramps, maybe even a truck jumping through a massive ring of fire. Sure, a stray wheel is almost certainly going to kill 20 or 30 fans, but we all know what we sign up for when we go to a show with monster truck mayhem. Also, the Outlaws have a waiting list for season tickets, so maybe it frees that up a bit. When the monster trucks stop, they don't drive out of the stadium. Instead the drivers climb out, get on top of their truck, and... they're strippers! Good, wholesome, Arizona family fun watching ladies take their clothes off on top of monster trucks. It doesn't get more American than that.
People have a way of valuing themselves far beyond reason. The general belief that they're so superior to the person next to them that it becomes cantankerous. Constantly holding onto their 4 moments of glory they had in their lives and believing that is the general view others have of them and the level of success they move with in their day-to-day. These are the people who flock to social media with not only criticisms, but the claim that should poor fortune not have befell them, they would be doing the players job more efficiently via their extremely evolved skillsets. It is clear to me that during halftime we should pull these people from their basements and have them go head-to-head in a scrimmage at half.
Find two people who tweeted that the QB played poorly and they could have made all their throws... Boom: starting QBs for the teams. Two people think they could sink 35 yard field goals: kickers. You could have hit that gap with your eyes closed eh? Time to prove it. As they announce the players we can show their tweets on the big screen. It would be too sweet to pass up. Code: 195 Words
Best halftime show? The answer may surprise you! Two words, one proper noun, or two, I'm not sure how proper nouns work. Anyways, the answer: Michael Jackson. That's right folks, he's back, for one night only, and it won't be a hologram, I pinky promise. Using the concentrated power of Pepsi Extract, scientists working for the Berlin Fire Salamanders have discovered a way to bring the legendary "King of Pop" back to life for a halftime show so spectacular, it'll make you drop dead! I just realized that his birthday was 2 days ago and I guess the subliminal messaging has been very effective on me. Anyways, the halftime show will be split in two, the first half will be performed by black Michael Jackson while the second half of the performance will feature white Michael Jackson. Don't worry, both Michaels will be paid the same amount, $0.00, because zombies can be forced to work for free.
For the Outlaws halftime show it is going to be a beautiful mix of having one of the worlds most popular bands play on top of having the team come out and do a choreographed performance with the cheerleaders. The Weeknd would emerge during half time playing some of his hit music while the cheerleaders and outlaws emerge around him in what would be a spectacle for everyone to see. The Weeknd being one of the top performers in the world right now would be an absolutely amazing show to see on its own! You then go ahead and add the fact that you get to watch your favorite Outlaws players show off their dance moves as well!? This would be so much fun for not only the team but the fans as well! Of course the performance would end with a brilliant display of fireworks and fire on the stage complete with a man on horse disguised as an outlaw picking up the Weeknd and riding off the field.
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A great halftime show is something that keeps both the kids in the stands and adults in attendance entertained while the players get their well needed break, so something universally loved is needed. To Cole, there's nothing more universally loved and entertaining than some good old fashioned competition, and to get the crowd invested you need to set them up on teams so under every seat is a colored card. The card's color corresponds to one of the competing teams, and if they bring the winning color to the gift shop after halftime they get 15% off at the pro shop. But what team you ask? The Yeti and the opposing team will each have a team of three mascots that compete in various yard games, (ladder golf, dizzy bat race, slip-n-slide jousting, etc) with the team taking home the most individual competition wins declared the victor. With enough rotating games and a new opponent at every home game, the crowd should never get bored or see the same thing twice
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My idea for the half time show is a soccer game between two dog teams. The Great Danes against the French Bulldogs. Just imagine the player names like long leg Ronaldo or slobbering Messi on the Great Dane team or shorty klinsmann for the Bulldogs or fat belly chandler. The difference in size alone will also be a spectator spectacle. The French Bulldogs so small they can run under the Great Danes without ducking and the Danes will be able to rush thru the field without even recognizing the Bulldogs with the size smaller 10 times the Great Danes. The Bulldogs should get a handicap and start the game with about a 10-0 advantage but at the end I see this game getting so excited the stadium will rock. If the Bulldogs fear to get crashed by the Great Danes they should just find a nice Lady Great Dane to get the Big Boys (Danes) a little distracted and we will have a game.
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