(S37) PT 2 - Halftime Hero

[Frick_Nasty]

So Mike makmur would want to cover his entire body in peanut butter. Then he will gather hundreds of puppies of different types and sizes and breeds. Mike makmur will then try 
to run away from the puppies. It will definitely put butts in the seats. It will be hilarious all the dogs trying to catch and lick him. Even the significant others dragged to the game will enjoy it. Plus vegas can prop bet how long it takes for Mike to get licked. Also what breed licks him first. Another idea is to have fans try to field punts from Mike makmur. If they are able to field the punt they win season tickets for the Minnesota Grey ducks. This would be a win win situation for everyone one Minnesota gets more season tickets holders which means more butts in seats but it helps Mike practice punting and stay loose. Can't beat that.

[crazylemire]

The halftime show in philly this week will bring out Philadelphia music legend lil uzi vert too be performing his song "all my friends are dead" and a few others this will really touch the hearts of many loyal libertarian fans as Lil uzi vert is a hometown hero legend of Philadelphia we have been also seeing alot of media popping up as Tony Demonson and lil uzi vert have been spotted hanging out and chilling around the city of Philadelphia making friends and we have seen lil uzi vert posted and watching some hometown libertarians games this season what a clash of two titans sports hero Tony Demonson and the man the myth the Philadelphia legend lil uzi vert man have we seen some cool shit going down in philly the last couple seasons and let's just hope that continues and we see them win a championship it would be everything too this city

[Big Newff]

for Portland there is many different options some staying on the theme of snakes for example you could grab some snake charmers just for the jokes and meme the mascot, but what I would do was have AC/DC play for there amazing song Inject the venom, through this fantastic song I really hope it sets into the fans that were here to play no games and really bring it to the teams each time, as well in the background there would be water cannons with food colouring in them to make it look like real venom is coming at you, as the show would come to an end and players slowly come out it would have to wrap the show off to an end by placing a huge bucket of coloured water above where the away team are walking out from and as they get under it someone presses a button and the water pours down onto them and really make them regret having to finish the rest of the game off.

[Mooty99]

Now there could be any number of people we could have at half time in Austin and I bet our fans would love any sort of entertainment but in my mind the most loved entertainer around is of course, me. I am a galactic hit don't you know, I am from another planet!! Now what would I do at half time you might ask, now I can sing perhaps, maybe a little dance or even telling my many many fans exciting stories of my amazing life I bet they would really love that, I am a really amazing guy after all, did I already say that? Now I know you think I should be spending my half time talking over plans for the 2nd half with my coaches or relaxing and conserving my energy but I never listen to any of the coaches any way and I have plenty of extra energy, come on!

[MrStennett]

Obviously, Rumble Ronson is going to go out there and perform the halftime show himself. I mean, he's nothing if not an entertainer at heart, and he's got the stamina to play a full four quarters and put on the world's most spectacular halftime show that anyone has ever seen. Nobody knows this, but Rumble used to moonlight as a low-level daredevil and stunt performer when he was in college to help pay his bills, so he knows a thing or two about getting the attention of a crowd. Picture being at the Chopping Block and halftime rolls around. You're probably thinking about running to the bathroom or getting a second tray of nachos, but suddenly, You see them rolling a giant hoop and ramps out onto the field. This is followed by them beginning to line up all the medical carts and what not on both sides of the hoop. What is happening, you wonder. Suddenly, Rumble Ronson appears on the back of a Harley looking like a total goddamn badass. You guessed it. He's going to drive up the ramp, jump all of those carts and what not and land safely on the other side, all whilst sailing through a flaming hoop.

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[ajtigger]

If there is one thing the Dallas fans would want at half time it is to see more of Booter McGavin. For this reason I suggest a kicking trick shot demonstration for our halftime show. We can set up all sorts of challenges for Booter to try. Long kick competitions could be one set where Booter forgets about things like hang time and just booms the ball from one end zone to the next. Accuracy challenges can also be created to entertain the fans. Moving hoops can be set up all over the field and Booter can showcase his kicking precision by hitting balls through them. For added effects, the hoops can be covered in fire to amaze the fans even more. Booter also has such confidence in his precision that his final act would be the fabled triple doink. Booter would kick a ball at the field goal posts and with such amazing accuracy he would hit the left post, have it bounce to the crossbar, and then off the crossbar to the right post and in. Everyone in the stadium would be in awe of the triple doink field goal attempt.

[TheRocheLimit]

It's New York, so we're going big here. How else could we do it? We're going to hire Lin-Manuel Mirana and we're doing Hamilton at halftime. Yep, that's right. Hamilton. Obviously, we won't be able to run the full production during one halftime but that's not a problem. At halftime of each home game in New York this season the cast and crew of Hamilton will perform a kind of medley of a few songs from the show. As the season progresses we'll get further and further into the musical and by season's end it will be all wrapped up. This way it will be enjoyable for anyone who comes to a Silverbacks game, and our season ticket holders will get to watch the entire show play out over the span of the season. Hamilton tells us that Manhattan is the greatest city in the world, so we may as well give our fans the greatest halftime performance in the world, right?

[RocketMan13]

I've always been a big fan of shows that don't require amplification to enjoy. Marching bands fit this mold perfectly because there are enough players to fill the whole stadium. If you want the best musical performances with no stage and no microphones then look no further than steel drum bands. Steel drums, or steel pan as it's often referred to in the Caribbean, are a traditional instrument of former slave colonies. The pans themselves are made over a pit of burning charcoal and tuned using a ball-peen hammer. Then groups play using the traditional rhythmic techniques that result in the unique "voice" of the islands. 

Steelbands bring huge energy and a very different musical flavor to a stadium, and my contention is that they are perfect for halftime entertainment. They require very little in the way of setup or sound design, and most steel pan drums are already mounted to wheels. This is important for two reasons: less setup time means longer shows for the crowd, and the lack of a stage or light stands means less damage to the playing surface. 

Here's an example of what I'm talking about: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZSoKeKZHok

[37thchamber]

Halftime shows should encourage fan participation, in my opinion. So I'd hold some sort of contest. I've seen lots of takes on this, like at Villa Park they get random fans to take a penalty, and if you get it in the corner, you win a £50 voucher for example. There's plenty of videos on the internet of similar things with making a half court shot during half time of NBA games, or the trampoline dunk thing (which looks incredibly fun). All of these things are pretty popular with fans, so I'd lean into that.

Have a couple skills challenges for fans, like throw a pass into a bucket from 30 yards and win box tickets to the next home game or something like that. Or have people try to run in a touchdown against a mascot. While this is all going on, have someone out in the crowd talking to random fans, get them up on the big screen airing their opinions on the game so far, things like that. Sure it's cool to see a famous musician or some sort of special talent on display, but nothing beats the chance to be a part of it yourself, in my opinion.

If you told me I had a choice between taking a penalty at half time in front of the Holte End at Villa Park to win a fifty quid voucher, or I get to see Prince perform for 10 minutes during half time at Villa Park... as much as I love the purple one and regret never seeing him perform live... I'm taking option one every damn time. Millions of people saw Prince perform. How many Villa fans have scored in front of the Holte End?

[Kyamprac]

I imagine there's a lot of pressure on the people who have to organize halftime shows to amuse spectators halfway through really important games. To help reduce that pressure and guarantee amazing outcomes, our halftime show is going to somehow include a bunch of adorable animals that no one could possibly object to. Cute puppies, kitties, reptiles, something for everyone all trained to follow a simple yet beautifully coordinated "dance" of tricks for all to enjoy. Some people like jets flying over the stadium, but how much cooler would it be to see falconers with eagles trained to swoop over the crowd? Maybe just guard your popcorn and snacks close in case they get a different idea about where they want to be. Don't worry though, if an eagle gets your snack, trained "gopher" dogs will be watching and prepared to retrieve you a new one with only just a little bit of slobber attached. That's right, this one involves some crowd participation and plenty of good boys and girls will be ready and willing to share the love.

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