For fan appreciation day I would want to make sure it was a game they never forget. Before the game I would make sure that everyone on the team went out to tail gate with the fans for a little while. Nothing too crazy because we have a job to do, but a nice meet and greet and maybe I could slam a few hot dogs and burgers to get my mind right. After the tail gate we would go out and kick the ass of whatever team we have to play that day. At the end of the game we would do a big firework show to celebrate our victory. If we lost, though, we would have to treat the fans to something else. We would probably allow the fans down on the field after the game and get some kegs so we could drink the pain of defeat away.
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09-15-2022, 10:11 PM
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Well I can answer this very easily, I will show a few lucky fans my appreciation by taking them on a quick trip to see the wonders of the Galaxy, you see I may not have told you but I am from a different planet baby. I would get my ship the starship heart of gold and using the infinite improbability drive we can literally go any where in the know universe in a few seconds. The jump from place to place is certainly uncomfortable due the the ship being powered by improbability which is a little too confusing but never mind. I could take these luck fans for a whistle stop tour if a few of favourite sites lunch at the big bang burger shack, a trip to a few amazing worlds with seas just the right shade of purpley mauve and of course dinner at the restaurant at the end of the universe.
We're the Butcher right so it's got to be meat based!
I think we provide a No Name Steak to every guest who comes into the stadium with an alternative for vegetarians or vegans. It would be a voucher you could exchange at any concession stand for a steak cooked to order during the game. Additionally, every fan will receive a free entry into a raffle for signed memorabilia from current and past players in the form of jerseys, game balls, or Ultimus gear. No buy-ins on it either so everyone has the same shot at winning this stuff. Finally, an epic halftime performance by 2 of the hottest artists at the time, voted on beforehand by fans on our Twitter page. It would be quite the day to remember if all these things could be done, but I'm guessing management will just want to give a plastic cleaver to everyone in the stadium... But one can dream.
Considering my new create is currently teamless, I’m going to come up with an idea for my former team the New York Silverbacks. There’s a ton of great things that the Silverbacks could do to please the hardcore New York fans. While John Mara might be okay with giving New Yorkers a free small soda, I’m sure that Zayn and Roche would go above and beyond in the name of fan appreciation. They could have a ring of honor day, where they bring in all of the Silverback legends currently in the ring, and maybe have a chance for some fans to get some autographs or just chat it up with some legends. Alternatively, assuming Captain Rogers calls in sick as per usual, they could bring a real live gorilla into the stadium and have fans feed it bananas! Sure, there is a definite risk of bodily harm with that one but you can’t make an omelette without breaking a few eggs am I right? Maybe they could just give the fans a coupon for the already overpriced concession stands. Whatever the case, I’m sure that New Yorkers would be rational and reasonable about the situation like they always are:
09-16-2022, 12:05 PM
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This season has been a tough one for the Copperheads. While some lackluster performances were to be expected with such a young core coming in, I don't think we expected Austin to be on the bottom rung with a 2-10 record at this point in the season. In what would be considered by many to be a rash move, the Austin media team decided to drop a bombshell that would keep fans invested during this rough patch - fake the death of their rookie quarterback, Queen Elizabeth II. The media stunt has resulted in a drastic uptick in merchandise sales and fans are so caught up in the moment they haven't had time to consider the team's record. In appreciation of all their support the team rode the wave and gave them all free commemorative bobbleheads. But now Austin is in an awkward position, as once the season comes to a close they'll have to find some way to explain to the world that QEII never died after all, and she'll be taking up her position as starting quarterback for the Copperheads very soon.
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