(S38) PT #3 - Halloween Havoc

[WildfireMicro]

This year for Halloween, Jack McPherson had decided to go to a haunted corn maze. He wasn't the type to get easily frightened, so he was hoping that this was the rare maze that actually scared him. He went there dressed as the Hulk, with his muscular frame helping the look. He decided against having a ripped shirt however. The first part of the maze wasn't really scary, and Jack was considering calling it a bust until a man dressed as Leatherface jumped him from in the corner and startled him so much he tripped and just avoided knocking his head against a rock.

 The chainsaw man immediately dropped the act upon seeing a potentially injured man and checked on him to see if he is alright. 

 "Yeah I am alright" Jack said as he got up "takes more then that to break the Hulk. Still, the wind got knocked out of me,so can you help me leave?" The chainsaw man chuckled and removed his mask to help Jack through a secret emergency exit out of the maze. Thankfully, not enough people saw it for it to become trending news.

[LANEFROST]

PT Pass

[TheHammer43]

This year is my first Halloween celebrated in the ISFL and I'm excited to see what the league has to bring! I started thinking about costume ideas earlier in September, I had no idea if there was going to be a team party or anything like that and all of a sudden I was invited to a New York team Halloween party and I've never been more excited! I knew it was my time to shine and leave an ever-lasting impression on my teammates, this year my costume choice should be obvious, I'm going as MC Hammer! It's just one of those costumes you expect someone to wear with this kind of name, luckily I have a family member who kept their MC Hammer pants from the early eighties and the rest of the costume is super easy, bombed jacket and a funny-looking wig! I'm super excited to see what everyone else wears to the party and make sure to check in with me to see how it went!

[OrbitingDeath]

SHL Affiliate  (did most this week)

But just to be on the safe side , also a graphic portion of the pt:

[High Stick King]

Matthew Mara is like most, he enjoys dressing up and attending halloween parties. This year he put on a skintight purple onesie and attached dozens of various sized purple balloons to himself. Going as a vine of purple grapes. He even painted his face and hands purple to match the overall theme. The evening was going really well, he didn't win the costume contest at the party he went to but he did get 3rd place for originality. Some of the other peoples costumes were insane. After having probably a few too many cocktails, Mara thought it would be a great idea to head down to Time Square since it was his first time in New York during Halloween. His teammates thought it was funny that he confused New Years with Halloween but they didn't stop him from ordering an Uber and heading down there. Unfortunately by the time he arrived, all the balloons had popped on his costume and he ended up running around in a skin tight purple spandex suit until a teammate finally escorted him back home.

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[soevil]

As an official member of The Satanic Temple, Morley finds Halloween to be the most important holiday of the year. Not because of any belief in the supernatural, but because of the aesthetics of the day. Like many other members of TST, Morley celebrates the day with a ritual of self indulgence. All this really means is taking a day to himself to enjoy the things he really loves in life. In the morning, he went to his local Animal Shelter to help clean the facilities and then spend much needed time with the kitties waiting to be adopted. Then in the afternoon he invited his best ISFL friends to eat some delicious Cici's pizza, drink Squirt™ soda, and Rice Krispy treats. After everyone had said their goodbyes, Morley used the rest of the evening to watch his favorite movie, Tombstone, while relaxing in a warm bath. Hail Satan, Hail Thyself

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[AlbanianValor]

For Halloween, Brian Duke decided to head back to his parents’ home to help out with Halloween décor and to hand out Halloween candy to the kids in his hometown neighborhood. He decided to dress up as Jason Voorhees and pretend to be inanimate and sit outside with a bowl of candy for the kids. To scare some troublesome kids in his neighborhood, he taped a sign saying, “Take two or a professional football player will chase you away!”. As the kids started heading to his house to get some candy, he stayed perfectly still and observed how many candies the kids would take. All was good for a while, until a couple of high school kids walked up looking for some candy. They looked at the sign, laughing it off, and they took handfuls of candy. As they were about to leave the house, Brian Duke got up, took off his mask and started chasing them. As the high schoolers saw this, they started running, but were no match for the speed of Brian Duke. They froze up in fear, and once they saw who it was, they became excited. “Brian Duke from the Kansas City Coyotes, it’s really you!”. As the other kids heard this, they started running up to him asking for selfies, which he happily obliged. After all the selfies were taken, Brian Duke gave them a life lesson for future Halloween excursions; only take as much candy as the sign says.

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[voxaroth]

Seth loves Halloween.  An avid fan of science fiction, it allows him to dress as his favorite heroes and villains in the open without being considered a weird cosplayer.  From the Star Wars universe, he's been the dark lord of the Sith, Darth Vader, a few years running.  When his custom lightsaber broke, he mixed it up and went as Din Djarin, the Mandalorian.  He likes to attend outdoor parties and mingle with other people wearing costumes.  He finds a comfort in being anonymous in a large group of masked people and is always excited to see how the night will play out.  He very much adopts a mantra of "what happens on halloween stays on halloween", and tries to make the most out of living in the moment.  While he doesn't enjoy much candy, he did say that he'll treat himself to a Baby Ruth now and again.  "You don't need candy to have a sweet night, most people are out to have as much fun as you are, so just enjoy yourself and have a good time!"

[Haloick]

If there is two things Haloick Oasis cannot accept. It's kids & candy. Now you want to talk about the epitome of children and candy.... enter Halloween. He tried to stick it out for one year, and it was a mistake. Once children, even parents, discovered that Oasis was giving out 100 dollar bills he was overrun by a horde of kids. He was very fortunate to have the courts rule in favor of self-defense after assaulting 19 children, 6 adults and a bird when they forcibly entered his home and attempted to "trick-or-treat". Don't even get started on the sugary, soulless hell stuffing that is candy. It doesn't have a place in his temple. So naturally, Haloick Oasis goes on a retreat. He goes deep into the heart of national forests and escapes. Pitches a tent near a secluded lake and gets a respectable fire going that won't burn anything down. Pure bliss.

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