If there's a gift I could give to the players and users of the league, it would be the wonderful gift of Australian culture. There are so many elements that could be included, we could give gifts that people would probably enjoy like Tim Tams or Hamish and Andy, but on the other end of the spectrum we could give some truly horrible items like Vegemite or Pauline Hanson. This season I've decided that the gift going out to everyone will be....
Cadbury Vegemite Chocolate!
That's right, the worst possible conceived combination of things - a block of chocolate and in the core of each piece on the block, a delectable bitter vegemite filling. Something that disgusts almost everyone equally, a true representation of the Australian culture - sweet on the outside but gross and bitter inside. This is truly the worst gift that anyone would receive during this holiday season, and I'm sure I'll be getting hate mail in return for many months.
Cadbury Vegemite Chocolate!
That's right, the worst possible conceived combination of things - a block of chocolate and in the core of each piece on the block, a delectable bitter vegemite filling. Something that disgusts almost everyone equally, a true representation of the Australian culture - sweet on the outside but gross and bitter inside. This is truly the worst gift that anyone would receive during this holiday season, and I'm sure I'll be getting hate mail in return for many months.