Playing for a team like the Bondi Beach Buccaneers, and with his trademark scruffy look, Kairo Knight seems like a perfect fit to play the role of a pirate on the high seas. However, another director seems to have a different idea… and Knight has been offered the lead role in an upcoming, untitled high fantasy film based off of a popular book series. Whether Knight will accept due to his obligations to SFL football is to be seen, but many sources have speculated that this could be a dream come true for Kairo Knight. The wide receiver has already expressed a few thoughts about life after retiring from football, but Knight has also said in recent interviews that he can’t look too far forward into the future when he could develop what he has now. More may break about this story, including whether Knight will be doing his own stunts… but Kairo Knight does love a bit of mystery.
Notso Smart is fast becoming a bit of a household name. Obviously though, still being in the developmental league, he’s not really a massive star as of yet. As such, most of the movie role offers that are coming in right now are B-Movies and straight to DVD — or streaming, as appears to be the more popular format these days. With all of that in mind, in addition to how long filming, production, post production and marketing would take, Notso Smart has decided to hold off and not make his debut on the big screen just yet. Instead, he’s holding out until he’s in the ISFL and can command a bigger pay day, while also ensuring it will be a commercial success due to his higher profile.
To give you a taste of the types of movies being pitched, it’s the generic, played out movie roles. Footballer in prison, makes a team to play against the guards. Superstar athlete gets stuck with a kid that’s not his own and decides to adopt. Struggling regular, everyday Joe makes it in the big leagues after a coincidental spot from a scout. Sure, they’ll all make money… but not enough for Notso Smart. Code: 200 words
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Fred Edison stars in the new blockbuster action movie, Schindler's List 2: Revenge of the List. In this continuation of the hit classic, Fred Edison plays the pivotal role of Oboe-Han Kenbaccawalker, the young apprentice of Qui-Gon Schindler. The movie is about destroying the evil remnants of the evil army lead by the evil Count Okeedooku. Many obstacles are overcome including lava pits and speed bumps, however, metaphorical obstacles are overcome as well, like metaphorical lava pits and other stuff. Liam Neeson returns to play the heroic and noble Qui-Gon, but doesn't live at the end of the movie. I'm talking about both, by the way, neither the actor, nor his character, survive. Through resurrection they are brought back to life and together they unite with Fred Edison's Oboe-Han Kenbaccawalker and rescue the prisoners that I forgot to mention earlier. The movie ends on a cliffhanger where all of them are hanging from a cliff but then suddenly the cliff falls off an even bigger cliff, didn't see that coming did you?
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