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Finally, Hollywood recognizes that I'm a leading man. I'm proud to star in the upcoming film "Sportsball Buffoon". This film explores the ups and downs of being a sports superstar. It shows that, hey, sometimes it's hard to be bigger, stronger, more athletic, and have richer parents than the next guy. I know what it's like to do all of that, so all I had to do was act naturally. This is a feel good romantic comedy that has some twists and turns and at least one scene with me being courted by a bunch of old hot broads. The film is set to have cameos by a few other professional athletes, but more importantly, some decent actors are slated to join me. Theres going to be a cameo by all of the Impractical Jokers. I'm going to end up seeking out Larry David for advice on how to handle major life decisions. There is a physical confrontation with Rosie O'Donnell. I don't want to give too much away, but "Sportsball Buffoon" is going to be a life changing movie for a lot of people.
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Modest Musorgsky, as is well chronicled in history books, is not one for advanced planning. Nor is he someone who looks particularly pleasant. That's why it was so surprising when a big shot holloywood producers promised to make him millions by appearing as the lead actor in a feature film, for the small fee of 50,000 dollars. Modest himself would write the script, but staying true to himself, he decided to just wing it in spectacular fashion. The day of the filming came and most of the day was spent drinking, banging on the piano, rambling about russian politics, tirading about western music conventions, and chatting about Mussorgskys upcoming American Football career. The end result is sure to be a 12 Angry Men style masterpiece, examining the human nature through masterful wordplay and little direct action. Now all there is to do is wait for the big bucks and TPE to starting in from Hollywood.
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