Quote:16. Describe your player and/or team’s journey through this latest season. What were the highlights? What were the lower points? What might you have done differently? What are your expectations for next season? Going into the S40 season, the Bondi Beach Buccaneers were often projected to be among the worst teams in the DSFL. Despite falling to a putrid 2-11-1 record in S39, they were ravaged by call-ups nevertheless, and would enter S40 with not much more than QB Smokin' Jay and wide receivers Plant Based and Kairo Knight. They would have to draft well to succeed, as their veterans would not be enough to carry them to success. Early on, the young team would stumble, losing two close games to Norfolk and Dallas. However, after a close shootout victory against the Pythons to get their first win of the season, broad improvements would be made to the team to set them on track to the playoffs. Over the next 4 games, the team would look unstoppable, as their defense had suddenly caught fire, and would allow more than 24 points only once for the rest of the season, including the playoffs. Jay would enjoy a bounty of a receiving corps which included not only the veterans Knight and Based, but also the successful rookie WR Oliver Tolliver, along with rookie TE Burnt Toast. With such a stacked receiving corps, Smokin' Jay would finish week 7 with an absurd 21 TDs to only 1 INT. Capping off their 5-game win streak which would land them at the top of the standings, the Buccaneers would blow out the Grey Ducks 59-10, their biggest win of the season. However, their playoff aspirations would be put in jeopardy after a close loss to the Norfolk Seawolves, securing a tiebreaker for Norfolk, and a disastrous week 10 loss of 37-20 to the Pythons, which would ultimately be their only loss by two scores during the season. They would bounce back, however, winning the next three in a row and securing a playoff berth after a 43-17 thrashing of the Luchadores. The Buccaneers secondary would intercept passes Tijuana QB Lloyd Bannings 4 times in that game, with two such interceptions being returned for a touchdown. In the playoffs, Bondi Beach would scrape by the Seawolves after Theo Akersloot suffered a horrible 0/3 day on field goals in a 9-point game. In the Ultimus, a bleak first half was quickly turned around after the defense tightened up, allowing Bondi Beach to come back from a 21-3 deficit. Buccs safety Amanda HugAndKiss would make the play of the game, intercepting a pass deep in Pythons territory and returning it close to the goal-line late in the fourth quarter. Overall I'd say the Buccaneers are on the up-and-up, but will have to find a way to replace their phenomenal receiving corps that may be called up soon enough. What was a huge strength in S40 may be a huge weakness in S41. Code: 462 words Quote:18. This task is exclusive to recreate/non-recreate rookies of the S41 class and later. The season is over and the draft is coming up. What do you bring to a team, and why should a team choose to take a chance on you next season? (Written Task) The draft presentation is in less than 24 hours at the time of writing, so I don't know where exactly I'll be headed for Mary Marie's career. I think I'll be a fantastic prospect, as I play the much-needed position at safety. I enjoy writing pretty extensive media of all sorts of flavors, and I think I bring a lot to a locker room. I'm always happy to see my team win and I enjoy the experience of watching a sim with my locker room. I think I've been a serious boon to the Bondi Beach war room, as I put in a fair amount of work towards scouting prospects both for the draft and the waiver wire. I am also in line to become the next [REDACTED] for Bondi Beach, so I think teams will appreciate the insight I could bring to their scouting process, given my familiarity with DSFL players. Mostly, however, I think I'm a genuine and kind person, and I think teams would be happy to have me in their locker rooms. I'm looking forward to seeing where I get drafted, but if I had to guess it's probably the Yeti. Code: 195 words 36. Affiliate PT from either SHL/SSL/PBE. The Weeks must match with the timeframe of this Offseason Task. And you may only use a max of 1. Affiliate PBE PT 39-1
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31. The award I am creating is the "Too Lit" award. Too Lit is awarded to the player or general manager deemed to be the best partier in the ISFL. There will be a points system created with specific points per task. The crazier party stunt you perform, the more points you get. Chugging a beer for example is something every partier can say they can do, therefore making that task worth 1 point. Moving upwards you could stay performing a keg stand can be valued around 5 points. Jumping again to 10 points where you will see the typical wake up in jail the next morning partiers. Then after 10 points you are either kicked out of the league or welcomed by the fans of the ISFL as their almighty ruler. It would be cool to see who can perform at the top of their game while under the many influences. 36. SHL Affiliate
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2. Tell us about your draft class. Is there anything that makes it special in comparison to other classes? Where did your fellow draftees land, how are they doing? Did anyone turn out to be an unexpected steal of that draft based on what you know today? Do you think anyone in your draft class will become a hall of famer? If you’re new to the league, how do you think your class will do? Where do you think people will get drafted to?
This write up will be going over the London Royals S40 draft class rather than the entire draft. Round 1, Pick 3: Loose Cannon The Royals took linebacker Loose Cannon with their first pick and it paid off handsomely. Loose Cannon immediately became the captain on the defensive side of the ball and a leading voice in the locker room. Loose Cannon is a very versatile player and showed the ability to be competent in coverage (1 Int, 4 PD) and make plays at the LOS (6 sacks, 9 TFL). He is a very reliable presence in the middle of the field and had one of the best tackling DSFL seasons of all time with 125. He has also been stacking an absurd amount of money and will probably continue to do so. Loose Cannon will most likely get drafted to the ISFL but the Royals will definitely thank him for his time here. He also made some clean graphics for my player and everyone else. Thanks Jumbo! Round 2, Pick 11: Diego Lopez Alonso Diego Lopez Alonso has slotted very nicely into the WR2 role behind Mike Ehrmantraut. He was also in charge of return duty and led the league in kick return yards thanks to his speed. Off the field, Diego Lopez Alonso is a very unique personality. He will never stop talking and provide a spark of energy wherever he goes. His jokes about tampering can get out of control sometimes but it’s never boring when Diego is in the room. If DLA decides to stay in London he definitely has the chance to be the number one receiver on the depth chart. Round 3, Pick 19: Nick Williams The first of two tight ends drafted by London, Nick Williams was pretty much a wide receiver in a tight end’s body with his blazing speed and soft hands. He did have drop issues sometimes but was overall a reliable first down threat and was one of the main contributors to the Royals’ dynamic league leading passing offense with 492 yards and 5 touchdowns. The sim doesn't like him that much but with the amount of TPEs he's getting I would say he's on pace to be a 1k yard receiver who's also a red zone threat. Round 4, Pick 27: Max Honestly It seems like Gordo and Alikh have found an absolute steal in the fourth round. He definitely has the ability but it doesn’t fully show up on the stats…yet. His receiving stats might look underwhelming but he’s a true team player. Max switched to linebacker late in the season to help out the struggling Royals defense. While the sample size is limited, he flourished in his new role adding a sack and an interception and formed a dynamic linebacker duo with Loose Cannon. Off the field, Max has already made a name for himself as the master of pixel art and has taken the Royals front office job after Gordo’s retirement. It’s not a stretch to say that the future of London lies in Max’s hands. Sounds pretty great for a fourth rounder. Round 5, Pick 35: Brian Vincent-Vega BVV is neither the most active or the highest earning user, but he’s been a consistent player in terms of both TPE earnings and on-field production. And sometimes, especially at round 5, that’s not that bad. Brian Vincent-Vega contributed to the defense with 3 interceptions and 11 passes defended. BVV has a long and consistent career as a starter ahead of him if he plays his cards right and keeps up the effort. Round 6, Pick 43, Beeg Beeg Yoshi Jr This wacky and uncharacteristic gigantic green dinosaur was a force to be reckoned with and showed improvement each week. Anchoring the most important positions on the offensive line at tackle he allowed just two sacks the whole season. Royals QB Willer was sacked an absurd amount of times but I don’t think that’s reflective of Yoshi Jr’s abilities. Yoshi Jr has been a whimsical and delightful presence in the locker room. (Who doesn’t love a good yuh yuh?) He’s responsible for coining the word ‘wewew’ which can be heard all over the locker room after a win and has spread his love for Swedish music everywhere. This draft class was full of contributors and we had a very fun locker room. While an in-depth comparison to other team’s rookie classes would be necessary to truly evaluate this rookie class, this draft class is number one in my heart. Easy A+ draft grade.
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16. Describe your player and/or team’s journey through this latest season. What were the highlights? What were the lower points? What might you have done differently? What are your expectations for next season? (5 TPE)
Im pretty happy with Sim Sunigh second season with the Otters. As I go up in TPE, Slate and Beck started to use me as the first LB more often, and it can show with my stats, I got a nice little increase. Something that I wished last season to improve for this S40, was my ability to make some big play behind the snap line, I succeed in this departement, as Sim finished the season with 3 sacks, and 8 TFL, last season was only 1 and 1. For the next season, I want to improve those 2 stats even more, it would be nice to be at least at 10 on boths. My biggest highlight, was definitevely our wildcard game agaisnt Austin. Sunigh finished the game with 10 tackles, 1 sack, 1 TFL, 2 FF, 2 FR, and 1 TD. The game was tie 10-10, and Sunigh forced a fumble in Austin redzone which he recovered. OCO would succeed to put 3 points on board after that. At 13-13, Sim did it again, another fumble, and this time, he would get to the endzone to put his team in the lead 20-13, and this was the final score to propulse the Otters in conference final. My lowest point this season, was my consistency, some game I could finish with 12 tackles, and the next one I would only do 2. To talk a little bit about the team, we did better that we were expecting. We're a young team with some older players, and we're in the middle of our rebuilding, so it was a surprising but welcome feat that we manage to clinch a place for the playoff. We were the first team since the last expansion to go in playoff with below .500 win average. We had some sucess, and as we start to get off of on rebuilding, I have no doubt that with our core, we'll have a lot of sucess in the season to come. 330 words 19. Your team has announced that they will be laying ground on a new stadium next season. What additions would you like to see included in it. (Written Task) (2.5 TPE) You know, Orange county is hot like hell, so my idea, is to build this stadium in a place where everybody can cool off: in the middle of an otters theme waterpark. People could come with their familly, and take on some refreshing ride, of go watch an Otters show before attending the game. In the stadium, everything would be on top technologies side. Chair would be very confortable et also have a heating/cooling system to put your chair at the right temperature for you. All around the stadium, we will have some pool connected to each others with some otters in it, so people can watch and interact with them, just be careful to not get splash. To finish, we will also build a giant casino inside the stadium. People could come place bet before the game, spinning wheels during halftime, or play some slot machines during the game. This place will be full of TV's so you dont miss a minute of the game even if you are in the casino. 173 words 36. Affiliate PT from either SHL/SSL/PBE. The Weeks must match with the timeframe of this Offseason Task. And you may only use a max of 1. (2.5 TPE) SHL Affiliate PT
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Choose up to TWO for 5 TPE each. 16. Describe your player and/or team’s journey through this latest season. What were the highlights? What were the lower points? What might you have done differently? What are your expectations for next season? Brock "Block" Lesnar entered the league as a trade deadline prospect, and was claimed by the Bondi Beach Buccanneers. He suffered an injury in his final season of college ball that took him out of the s41 draft. However, for the OL needing Bucs, this would turn into their biggest blessing. He joined Bondi Beach and finished the regular season out with the team. From there, they completed a journey from contender, to contender in the standings. Unsurprisingly, his addition didn't do too much for the Bucs, but his arrival did help the team avoid any fall from grace. The real success came a little later, in the postseason. Bondi got hot and worked a magical playoff run to the Ultimini! Overall, Lesnar did his best to help, and didn't concede his first ever DSFL sack until the postseason. He pancaked players at a decent but not incredible rate, but played his role to help his team take the Ultimini crown. Offensive Lineman highlights always come few and far between, since more often they just have to get in the trenches and keep their man from doing anything. Lesnar did have a couple nice pancakes and lead blocks, which did get occasional cheers from the crowd. His expectations are...unknown. His goal will be to go quite far without conceding a sack but in terms of winning, he isn't sure. He doesn't know if the team he joins will be rebuilding, or competing. If you asked him, he'd likely just say that he's going to go out and grind every day on the practice field to succeed. In terms of switching up his routine, he probably wouldn't change much. In the end, if it isn't broke, don't fix it! Lesnar looks back fondly on his first taste of ISFL football, and as a user I am also surprised that the sim immediately didn't pile drive me into a table like it usually does in the PBE. Now, the goal will be to win again! (329 words) Tier 3: Written/Graphics Tasks (Each must be either 150+ words or a graphic) Choose up to FOUR for 2.5 TPE each. 17. Going to Disney World! Who was the Ultimus or Ultimini Game MVP? Give us a rundown of their celebratory trip to Disney World. (Written Task) Just like the NFL, QB's get the love in terms of MVP. Bondi's very own Smokin Jay got a trip to Disney Land, and had the celebratory parade. However, he wasn't alone. The rest of the Bucs team didn't let him enjoy Disney by himself. Mary Marie, Scruffy the Janitor, Oliver Tolliver and Brock Lesnar also made a separate trip to Disney at the same time. They picked a somewhat secluded spot at Magic Kingdom for the Ultimate Parade, and eagerly awaited the arrival of Jay's float. When Jay got within view, the entire group started chanting "FIRE THOR, FIRE THOR," drawing some attention from the crowd. Jay saw that it was fellow Bucs and laughed on his float as he saw. The Disney park goers also eventually could see these were Jay's teammates and joined in laughing and even a few joined the chants. On day two of the two-day trip, the team went to Epcot and enjoyed a few of the rides. From Test-Track to Soarin, they even visited some of the other nations! To close out their trip together, the entire team went to Ohana, and had a massive meal together. Enjoying the bread, meat, and more at the meal, the group had a great time as they looked back at the season. (213 words) 29. What team do you think has the best branding in the league? Why? (Written Task) Now that I'm a draftee, I no longer have to legally say the Buccaneers! Let me choose one from the Minors and Majors. ISFL best team: For the ISFL, I'm only going to grade how their s40 Color Rush fields were. Here's my top 3: 3. Silverbacks This is my favorite field, but sadly I can't rate it first as a meme. The Silverbacks branding is cool, but not the top in the ISFL. 2. Cape Town Crash Second favorite field, and it's clear the Crash do enjoy showing up for the Color Rush games. The logo they had for this should be their overall ISFL logo, as personally I rank it lower among the other ISFL teams. 1. Chicago Butchers This field was just super cool. I can't lie, it was really, really cool. I love the red for the grass, the City skyline as the background, and logo front and center. It's because of this that I rate Chicago in first! DSFL best team: I'll only do one for the DSFL, and that is...WHATEVER TEAM DRAFTS ME- just kidding. Best logo I'll give to the London Royals, because I feel the black and gold just really works for them. However, my overall favorite has to be the Norwich Sea Wolves. This is just a cool concept for a team, with the Submarine as the team's logo. They get my pick as the coolest branding for the DSFL. (227 words)
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Quote:14. Expansion Expansion Expansion! Tell us why you think the league should expand / not expand or include any ideas (in words) for team branding ideas you have or team locations.I think the league is in a decent spot to expand. The last expansion was way back around the mid-S20s, so the ecosystem of the league has had plenty of time to get used to having 14 teams. In addition, 16 is just a really nice number that works out in so many ways - being able to go to a straight divisional playoff system would help really foster rivalries in the league. When deciding where to put expansion teams, I first wanted to reorganize the league into the divisions to find the spots where the league would have a geographic hole where a new team could fit. If I had a magic wand, looking at the NSFC, I would create the NSFC East, with Berlin, Sarasota, Baltimore and Cape Town, and create the NSFC West, with Chicago, Colorado, Yellowknife, and the conference's newest team, the Seattle Grunge. The Pacific Northwest is a ripe market for professional football, and with only one team in the area in the DSFL's Portland Pythons, there's a lot of potential here to be able to put a team in the Emerald City. The team name pays homage to the music genre that was created in Seattle in the 1990s and became so popular. Moving over the ASFC, these teams are also pretty spread out, but here we'd have the ASFC West, with Orange County, San Jose, Honolulu and Arizona, East, with New York, New Orleans, Austin and the new kid on the block, the Carolina Mustangs. Named after the Banker horses who inhabit North Carolina's Outer Banks, this is a team that is uniquely Carolinian in nature and the name should reflect their scrappy nature and homegrown team pride. With these new teams in the league, I can see some good rivalries developing between Seattle and Colorado based on geography, and Carolina could find themselves clashing with New Orleans for dominance of the South. T3 tasks: Quote:27. Imagine your current position was not available to be picked when you created your player. What other position would you have picked, and why?Being the crazy idiot that decided to create as not just a quarterback, but a running quarterback, this was definitely something that I considered when I was entering the league last season. Going in, I knew that I wanted to create as an offensive player since my last two guys in Byron Blackwell and Kevin Morrison were both defensive players, and my first idea was to create as a vertical threat TE. However, my draft class was particularly crammed with tight ends so I knew there would be really stiff competition. I also thought about making a punter as a joke, but I decided not to do this since I knew that I would be more active than necessary to make a good one and I would probably have gotten bored. In the end, the position I'd have created at would probably have been the one that I'll probably end up converting to anyway, which is a wide receiver who's focused on running routes and getting in the right spots for big gains. 36. SHL Affiliate (username boom) 10/10 TPE Byron Blackwell - S22-S25 - Dallas Birddogs CB Kevin Morrison - S26-S31 - New Orleans Second Line OLB / Honolulu Hahalua DT Jake Jefferson - S40- S24 - DSFL CBOTY S31 Ultimus
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Ahh, yes, the Bondi Beach Buccaneers were able to destroy the competition this year and go all the way to the Ultimini and bring the trophy home for all of Australia and Bondi Beach. Just the previous season, the Bondi Beach Buccaneers went 2-11-1 and had the hands down worst record in the league, the second worst at 4-8 being the Tijuana Luchadores. I don’t want to toot my, and my fellow waiver wires own horns, as the Buccaneers were 6-4 before the Waiver Wire trade deadline create, but I will. The Bondi Beach Buccaneers were able to bring in three offensive linemen in Blacksmith Andre, Dan Dandrews and Brock Lesnar, as well as Fullback Hammurabi Dieterschlagg, who were able to help the team finish the season 3-1 and finish with the second-best record in the South. What a group of guys to bring in and secure your offensive line and blocking for the running back, even though that wasn’t a huge thing for the Buccaneers, as they were a heavy passing team. Either which way, in those last 4 regular season games, Blacksmith Andre recorded 11 pancakes and 3 sacks allowed, Brock Lesnar was able to record 13 pancakes and 0 sacks allowed, and Hammurabi Dietershlagg had 2 attempts rushing for 2 yards, and 4 pancakes and 0 sacks allowed, and finally, Dan Dandrews had like 3 players in the index and I could not collect stats on him. In the playoffs, the offensive linemen were monsters all together. Brock Lesnar had 4 pancakes and a sack allowed, while also giving up a penalty against the Seawolves, and in the finals, he had 3 pancakes with a sack allowed. Dan Dandrews stats showed up for the playoffs, as against Norfolk he had 6 pancakes, with 1 sack allowed, and against the Pythons he had 1 penalty for 10 yards, and 2 pancakes. Our one and only Blacksmith Andre, against Norfolk had a penalty for 5 yards, and 2 pancakes, and against the Portland Pythons went off for 5 pancakes. We can’t forget our favorite Fullback in Hammurabi Dietershlagg, who didn’t run against Norfolk but had a pancake, and had 1 carry for a yard against Portland, and came away with one pancake again. It’s hard to get stats for such a great player especially on a passing team, but he still showed his worth when he was out there, making sure to pancake whoever he encountered. While it’s such a small sample size for the Bondi Beach Buccaneers and these four lovely trade deadline pickups, I think you and I both can see the trend upwards as the team went into a tear once they came in. They were able to protect Smokin’ Jay who had an amazing season, and they were able to secure a trophy for the Bondi Beach Buccaneers. While we just spit out stats there, you have to think about how much that offensive line had effected the outcome of the rest of the season, and the playoffs, and have to be surprised on how well The Bondi Beach Buccaneers turned it on after picking up these talented players. It was such a surprise for a team to be the worst in the league last year, to this year and winning it all, and you have to just dive right into those trenches and realize that, out of all places, that is where the Buccaneers noticed a weakness, and brought in the right guys to make sure they were able to flip the script. From Worst to First and from contraction to Champions, the Bondi Beach Buccaneers are here to show why they deserved to win it all, and it starts in the trenches and the lovely fullback. (627 words) @cpetrella @sburbine @tstols @Thor 1
Quote:19. Your team has announced that they will be laying ground on a new stadium next season. What additions would you like to see included in it. (Written Task)All I want in a new stadium is to be able to park inside or below the stadium itself. Have a parking garage only for those of us part of the team that we can slide into, park, and then take an elevator straight into the locker room. How awesome wouldn't that be?! No more having to navigate the maze that is football stadiums. Up and down stairs, walking down half a dozen corridors, unlocking four doors with my key card, just to get to the locker room. That's just not efficient. Another addition I want to see is seats closer to the sideline. It would be so cool to have the audience right next to me as I run down the field. Image how much more intense it'd be for our opponents as well. Having people literally in their ear screaming how bad they are. And as a bonus, every time the QB has to throw away the ball someone in the crowd can catch it! Quote:23. What are your thoughts on the sim engine? What sort of improvements would you make to the sim engine if given the opportunity? (Written Task)The biggest improvement I can think of, that I also don't have the slightest clue how to balance, is to remove the reliance on the Speed attribute. Of course, everyone wants to be fast when they have the ball. It's important in real life. But having a mandatory attribute takes some of the fun out of building my own player. From the first day when I was researching what kind of player to create and how to build them initially, I realized that if I didn't max speed as soon as possible I wouldn't be very useful to my team. Any kind of mandatory attributes is what really takes me out of the create-a-player experience. But secondly, something that might actually be doable if I had access to the source code is to not allow the infinite dodging. When a player with the ball reaches a defender, and then they're lucky with the tackle coin flip, allowing them to dodge a dozen tackles in a row. That's just silly. Quote:27. Imagine your current position was not available to be picked when you created your player. What other position would you have picked, and why? (Written Task)I would have picked the opposite of the cornerback position: The wide receiver. And for the same reason why I picked cornerback, because if I ever would've played football in real life those are the positions I would've chosen between. It's just the kind of build I have personally which would make the most sense. I honestly would've probably gone for wide receiver with my first player if it wasn't for people telling me it's gonna be hard work becoming a WR1 since it's quite a logjammed position. I'm confident in my TPE earning skills but to be on the safe side I went with cornerback instead. To give me an easier path to a starting position if I ended up slowing down for whatever reason. So my next player will most likely be an offensive one. Although I can't say for sure whether it's gonna be a wide receiver or a running back. Quote:34. New players join our teams every season, so which of those new players made the biggest impact on the field for your team? (Written Option)Am I allowed to pick myself? I'm gonna go ahead and pick myself. Jamdrian didn't have the best rookie season ever but it was quite solid for someone being called up after just one season in the DSFL. He immediately became the CB2, facing against some of the best wide receivers in the league. And to not brush anything under the rug, he got burned multiple times. Which was expected. But what was less expected was the defensive impact he ended up having. With 66 tackles, 18 passes defended, 4 interceptions, and even a defensive touchdown! Jamdrian has a long way to go to be able to live up to his partner on the Otters, Ace McAlister, but he's already shining and have made several key plays to prevent the opposing teams' scoring chances. And looking outside the field he was also given the defensive captain role, right out of the gate. Showing he's got promise and impact both on and off the field.
14. Everyone loves expansion. Me included. It can inject new life into the league and there is always a buzz when it comes to branding and coach and player selections. Whether the timing is right at this juncture is debatable, but we're gonna dream about the next ISFL expansion team.
Canada is much under represented in the league with only the Yellowknife Wraiths at this point, so we're gonna make the second entry in the Great White North. We will be headed almost due south to a somewhat warmer area, and we'll set up shop in the best province in Canada and the first National Park in Canada as well. Any guesses? That's right. Its Banff. With the best views in the entire world as a backdrop, the obviously open air stadium would be the highlight on the ISFL tour. The area is already a massive attraction to millions of visitors each year, packing the stadium with local diehards and and curious visitors would be easy. And being home to so many great potential mascots and team names, but we'll go with Mountaineers this time around. With their deadly ice picks and hardiness, no one would dare challenge them when the ball is up for grabs. The mascot would look very similar to Yukon Cornelius from Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer fame. Or Brett Keisel. Take your pick. Some of the highlights of the concession would be the stronger Canadian Beer, Caesars as well as Beaver Tails. Basically sugared fried dough with a plethora of toppings and well worth the calories. Also a must on any Canadian menu would be poutine, ketchup chips and nanaimo bars. Every 30 feet of the concourse would be home to a Tim Hortons as required by law. No excuse for going hungry and thirsty here. 300 words 18. The season is over and well Stetson David was just getting going as it ended. A very late create and waiver claim by the Kansas City Coyotes, David never got a ton of time to wow the scouts and DSFL execs on the field. So we are stuck with improving our draft with impressive writing skills. As a possession receiver, Stetson knows the value of high end hands. Because he will never match up speed wise to the speed demons in the league, he will have to rely on his ability to run clean routes and reliability when the ball is thrown his way. He also plans to work like a madman studying film of opposing DBs and making them his bitches every week. An unmatched attention to detail and the desire to be better every day, make Stetson the smart choice come draft day. Did I mention he has an exceptional smile? 153 words 24. Wanna see the best half time show of all time? Book my favourite band as well as The Only Band Ever. Alexisonfire. With an already pumped up crowd from an exciting first half, AOF would keep the party going with one of their many many hit songs. Starting out with a classic like .44 caliber love letter and going all the way to the brand new stuff, the crowd might forget they are even attending a football game. While you're super entertained by the music, there would also be monster trucks roaring around the stage, hopefully not tearing up the field as they go along. And not to be outdone, there would also be a simulated dog fight overhead. With Tom Cruise and the cast of Top Gun 1 and 2, we'd get to see their actual flying skills and how many of the young hot shots "Maverick" could take out on his own. A waiver would need to be signed by all fans 164 words S42 Ultimini Champ
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