05-05-2023, 12:05 PM
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CLOSED - *Ready to Grade*
The lights at Royals Stadium have dimmed following Week 7's game against the Dallas Birddogs.
After a quick team meeting and shower we find London Royals Quarterback Josh Patterson, adorned in a fine blue Armani suit, he leaves the locker room and walks briskly to the media area following tonight's win against the talented Dallas Birddogs. He grabs a bottle of water and takes a seat in front of the microphone and adjusts it slightly.
"Good evening, everyone! That was fun, huh?
First of all, I want to say Dallas put up a hell of a fight out there, it took us everything we had to close that game out. I have so much respect for those guys in that locker room. We had an amazing game plan tonight and we executed.
Now, I figured it being the halfway point of the season, and with that performance out there tonight, it was time for another presser.
Feel free to ask me any questions you've got brewing."
@jollyjiggs - "How do you feel about your 7 TD performance, and why won't you ever put-up numbers like that against the Norfolk Seawolves?"
"That's a great set of questions. First, I feel lucky, I got drafted into a great situation with amazing offensive weapons. I honestly give so much credit to my receivers tonight, I put the balls up there for them, they do the rest. A lot of those were catches and runs too so they really do deserve a ton of praise here. I never expected to set a record, especially not my first year in the league. The second part, Norfolk has a really strong defense, they kept me under 300 yds passing and we throw the ball in London. I did get 4 on you guys’ last time though, so guess I got to keep working... Thanks for the great questions Jollyjiggs!
Who's next?"
@Twenty6 - "Who said you could wear my suit?"
"It looked really nice, and it fit, I thought it was like a congratulations gift, did think it was weird you had it so quickly though..."
@Twenty6 - "Why do you look better in it than I do?
"I mean that's really a matter of opinion... Some may argue differently, and it's okay that they are wrong. The important thing here is I look good, hey everyone, come see how good I look..."
@Twenty6 - "Do you ever wish you had the legs of a McMillion so that you could run over them mountains?"
"I often dream of being more than a statue in the pocket. I think you may have seen me even try and dance in the pocket earlier tonight only to be brought down. Oh, to have legs that could run and jump... tis but a dream for me..."
@Twenty6 - "How does your throwing arm feel after slingin' that rock so much?"
"Ya know, it's a little sore... I actually have a small cooling pad under here... *Lifts up suit jacket shoulder* So we are taking care of it and should be good to go for next week. I'm young, I'll be fine. Thanks for the great questions Twenty6, credit to you for being an awesome build mentor in our locker room, we've got big things ahead.
Who else?"
@UptownCord - "You're off to quite the hot start poised to break the DSFL season touchdown record in your rookie year! Which teammates do you feel have helped you achieve this success the most? Additionally, how do you plan on continuing this success throughout your career?"
"Man, you guys are on fire tonight. I'm trying to take it one game at a time, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't have my eye on that record. I got to give credit to Don Tollibeo, he is just killing it this year for us, already tied for his career high in TDs and it's only been half a season. Also, got to shout out Mike Ehrmantraut, he's only 1 TD away from tying his career best. My fellow rookie Martin Bachman has been putting in so much work this season, ended tonight with 125 yards rushing and his only catch went for a 14-yard Touchdown. And I can't forget our TE Nick Williams, he's also only 1 touchdown from a career high. Last I got to thank my big man on the line, Beeg Beeg Yoshi, Jr, he has been just destroying people this season, leading the league in pancakes and frankly I think he’s going to need more syrup. As for continuing this success. I just got to keep working. I don't want to have peaked as a player so early so if anything this is a challenge for me to step up and do even more. It's going to be tough to top that but I'm not going to quit trying. Thanks for the awesome question UptownCord!
Next question?"
@firstfray - "How do you feel being the second-best team in the DSFL North?"
"Well before this set of games started, we weren't so... it feels pretty great! Much better than being 3rd or 4th. At the end of the day, we all want to win. I'm just trying to help my team be their best every week. Some weeks we get the job done. We have a tough schedule coming up though. KCC, MINN, TIJ for our next three. We have to keep working on our game and see if we can push into number one. I appreciate the great question firstfray.
Who else is out there?"
@Chicken Lips - "Josh, if a Chicken had Lips could it whistle? Follow up question.
How confident are you that London will take a playoff spot in the DSFL north?"
"Oh man, I see we are just letting anyone in here huh... Just messing with you Hank, If you've got lips, and lung capacity, you should theoretically be able to whistle, we know roosters crow so they've got lung capacity, but then again, I've known humans that can't, so I guess it would be dependent on the chicken and their ability to wrap their head around the concept of whistling. With enough chicken feed, yes, I think you could teach a chicken to whistle if it had lips.
As for your follow-up question. I'd say I'm at a 7/10 that we can hold on and make the playoffs right now. We do have a really tough schedule coming up, ask me again after three more games. As always, I appreciate the fantastic questions, Hank.
Who would like to be next?"
@wizard_literal - "Does Josh Patterson have any comments on the recent allegations that London's playbooks have been leaked to other teams in the DSFL Alleged Leaks!? Also, mad props on your 7-touchdown performance!"
"I appreciate you bringing this up Wizard_literal. There's been a lot said about the leaks over the past few days. The perpetrator has been apprehended, and nothing will be done, as of course this is a developmental league, and we are all here to learn and get better. I was also informed that the proper steps were taken and that all "Mad Props" needed were in fact given, so nothing egregious has occurred here as far as instructions on said playbook clearly stated the necessary steps for procurement. Since the leak we have not lost a game, so it does make you wonder how much it really matters, if at all. Thank you for the Mad Props on my performance this week. I only hope I can have a good showing the next time we face Tijuana. Thanks for the great question and best of luck to you Wizard_literal the rest of the season, except of course Week 10 and any playoff games we may face one another.
Next question please."
@LHarm - "Opinion of how the Royals defense is doing. Putting up 7 TDs is a sure-fire way to win but allowing more than 30 points to a 1-6 team isn’t that great either."
"That's a great point LHarm and an even better question, our defense has been a little disappointing this season. We finally got to a positive point differential, but it took a lot of work from the offense. I would definitely agree that letting a 1-6 team hang 30 points is unacceptable, but I also have confidence in our team to figure things out going forward and get better every week. That's all you can ask from them. Keep working. It's a long season, we are only halfway through it, and we've got a lot of tough games left on the schedule. If they want to play bend but don't break defense all year, well we will just have to keep winning these shootouts. Appreciate you stopping by LHarm, thanks again for the question. *A personal assistant walks up to Mr. Patterson and whispers in his ear* I've been informed blood work has come back on you LHarm and while no one believed you during the game, you were indeed drugged in a pub a few weeks ago and are suffering from the effects. I wish we could have faced you at your best, but we will see you guys’ again Week 14 and I bet it's going to be a hell of a game.
What else have you got?"
@swoosh - "Josh, congrats on the 7-touchdown performance. You came into the league as a CB but have found success at QB early on. As you prepare for conversations with ISFL General Managers, do you see another position change in play or is your intention to stick at QB?"
"First off, appreciate the love Swoosh, we had an incredible game out there tonight, but I'm not looking forward to facing you in a few weeks at all. That Tijuana secondary is scary good. I do fully intend on entering the Season 42 ISFL Draft as a Quarterback. With the growth I've been able to accomplish so far this year I see a real future for me in the position. I think we have a few talented rookies coming out this year in the position so it's going to be a challenge to keep working and stand out in this class. I'm not sure if we will all stick to the position, but I find it hard to leave it when I'm having so much fun and success. I was really blessed to get put into such a great situation in London with all this talent around me. I'm just trying to make the most of it and get us into the playoffs. Whatever happens in the draft I will worry about once the season ends. I really appreciate you reaching out, always good to hear from one of my favorite fellow rookies.
Anyone else have anything?"
@"LeSizz" - "How has it been for you transitioning into the DSFL, taking on a leadership role as QB on a new team as a rookie and then also being named Captain in your rookie season. How have the veterans on the team taken to having a rookie captain? Also, do you feel destined for greatness after such an insane start to your rookie season?"
"Nice to see you Sizz, thanks for the great questions. I have to compliment the community; everyone is so helpful. As a rookie, learning all the new systems and how to do things the proper way can definitely feel overwhelming at times, so having Veterans to lean on is just so essential. I was honestly really surprised to me to be named a Captain; it was pretty unexpected, but I take it very seriously. I honestly leave our veterans alone, they know what they are doing, they don't need me explaining anything to them and they've all been honestly so supportive this season. For your second question. I have no idea what the future holds, but I am absolutely blown away by the start we've had an as offense this year. I really think we can hang with anyone in the DSFL any week. I'm not sure how I'm going to top this performance, but I guess that's the new challenge right? Got to keep working and getting better every week. That's what we are all about in London. Really appreciate you stopping by and asking some questions Sizz.
Who else?"
@Alikh - "You've obviously found success on the field already in your rookie season, but are there any stat lines, formations, or individual plays you feel need improvement?"
"I'm really trying to focus on the development of my deep ball and the accuracy in my game there. Building arm strength and endurance in my game. My INT numbers are low, but I want to keep them that way so I'm trying to study different defenses and how to attack them most efficiently. At the end of the day, I'm aiming to be the best I can be week in and week out. Every week is a new challenge and a new team especially in the DSFL where we are all getting better every week."
@Alikh - "What balance of game tape and practice do you find works best for you?"
"You know I've always been more of a hands-on learner. I think tape is definitely important, especially when dissecting defenses and how they are going to attack you in different game situations, but I really thrive when I can get out on the field and get in a rhythm with my receivers, build that chemistry, figure out what works and what doesn't through some good old fashioned trial and error before it counts on Sunday. So, I guess I'd go 35% to 40% film study, 60% to 65% actual practice time is optimal for me personally."
@Alikh - "If you had to fire one of your GMs, why would it be Sizz?"
"Toughest question of the night right here... I guess the reason you'd have to fire Sizz is he just refuses to stay up until 3 am to watch our games live and be a part of the locker room celebrations or mourning. Then he messages us all hours of the night to congratulate us on games we already got hyped about... Like c'mon Sizz take one for the team and commit to being a little more tired than usual. Great questions Alikh, appreciate you stopping by!
Anyone else? No? Well, I thank you all for being here tonight. It was an amazing night out there on the field playing this game I love. I hope you all get home safe. Thank you."
As the media members leave the room slowly, Josh Patterson finishes the bottle of water in front of him and gets up. He travels out to his parked Aston Martin and heads home for the evening.
He pulls into the garage of his SOHO flat and heads up. Sitting on the couch he drifts off to sleep watching highlights of Sportscenter, looks like his mentor Willier Miller is leading the ISFL in Touchdowns this season as a rookie, man, that guys not an easy act to follow here in London. That night Josh Patterson had a dream. A dream of hoisting the Utimini at the end of the season. Time will tell if it is only meant to be a dream.
The lights at Royals Stadium have dimmed following Week 7's game against the Dallas Birddogs.
After a quick team meeting and shower we find London Royals Quarterback Josh Patterson, adorned in a fine blue Armani suit, he leaves the locker room and walks briskly to the media area following tonight's win against the talented Dallas Birddogs. He grabs a bottle of water and takes a seat in front of the microphone and adjusts it slightly.
"Good evening, everyone! That was fun, huh?
First of all, I want to say Dallas put up a hell of a fight out there, it took us everything we had to close that game out. I have so much respect for those guys in that locker room. We had an amazing game plan tonight and we executed.
Now, I figured it being the halfway point of the season, and with that performance out there tonight, it was time for another presser.
Feel free to ask me any questions you've got brewing."
@jollyjiggs - "How do you feel about your 7 TD performance, and why won't you ever put-up numbers like that against the Norfolk Seawolves?"
"That's a great set of questions. First, I feel lucky, I got drafted into a great situation with amazing offensive weapons. I honestly give so much credit to my receivers tonight, I put the balls up there for them, they do the rest. A lot of those were catches and runs too so they really do deserve a ton of praise here. I never expected to set a record, especially not my first year in the league. The second part, Norfolk has a really strong defense, they kept me under 300 yds passing and we throw the ball in London. I did get 4 on you guys’ last time though, so guess I got to keep working... Thanks for the great questions Jollyjiggs!
Who's next?"
@Twenty6 - "Who said you could wear my suit?"
"It looked really nice, and it fit, I thought it was like a congratulations gift, did think it was weird you had it so quickly though..."
@Twenty6 - "Why do you look better in it than I do?
"I mean that's really a matter of opinion... Some may argue differently, and it's okay that they are wrong. The important thing here is I look good, hey everyone, come see how good I look..."
@Twenty6 - "Do you ever wish you had the legs of a McMillion so that you could run over them mountains?"
"I often dream of being more than a statue in the pocket. I think you may have seen me even try and dance in the pocket earlier tonight only to be brought down. Oh, to have legs that could run and jump... tis but a dream for me..."
@Twenty6 - "How does your throwing arm feel after slingin' that rock so much?"
"Ya know, it's a little sore... I actually have a small cooling pad under here... *Lifts up suit jacket shoulder* So we are taking care of it and should be good to go for next week. I'm young, I'll be fine. Thanks for the great questions Twenty6, credit to you for being an awesome build mentor in our locker room, we've got big things ahead.
Who else?"
@UptownCord - "You're off to quite the hot start poised to break the DSFL season touchdown record in your rookie year! Which teammates do you feel have helped you achieve this success the most? Additionally, how do you plan on continuing this success throughout your career?"
"Man, you guys are on fire tonight. I'm trying to take it one game at a time, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't have my eye on that record. I got to give credit to Don Tollibeo, he is just killing it this year for us, already tied for his career high in TDs and it's only been half a season. Also, got to shout out Mike Ehrmantraut, he's only 1 TD away from tying his career best. My fellow rookie Martin Bachman has been putting in so much work this season, ended tonight with 125 yards rushing and his only catch went for a 14-yard Touchdown. And I can't forget our TE Nick Williams, he's also only 1 touchdown from a career high. Last I got to thank my big man on the line, Beeg Beeg Yoshi, Jr, he has been just destroying people this season, leading the league in pancakes and frankly I think he’s going to need more syrup. As for continuing this success. I just got to keep working. I don't want to have peaked as a player so early so if anything this is a challenge for me to step up and do even more. It's going to be tough to top that but I'm not going to quit trying. Thanks for the awesome question UptownCord!
Next question?"
@firstfray - "How do you feel being the second-best team in the DSFL North?"
"Well before this set of games started, we weren't so... it feels pretty great! Much better than being 3rd or 4th. At the end of the day, we all want to win. I'm just trying to help my team be their best every week. Some weeks we get the job done. We have a tough schedule coming up though. KCC, MINN, TIJ for our next three. We have to keep working on our game and see if we can push into number one. I appreciate the great question firstfray.
Who else is out there?"
@Chicken Lips - "Josh, if a Chicken had Lips could it whistle? Follow up question.
How confident are you that London will take a playoff spot in the DSFL north?"
"Oh man, I see we are just letting anyone in here huh... Just messing with you Hank, If you've got lips, and lung capacity, you should theoretically be able to whistle, we know roosters crow so they've got lung capacity, but then again, I've known humans that can't, so I guess it would be dependent on the chicken and their ability to wrap their head around the concept of whistling. With enough chicken feed, yes, I think you could teach a chicken to whistle if it had lips.
As for your follow-up question. I'd say I'm at a 7/10 that we can hold on and make the playoffs right now. We do have a really tough schedule coming up, ask me again after three more games. As always, I appreciate the fantastic questions, Hank.
Who would like to be next?"
@wizard_literal - "Does Josh Patterson have any comments on the recent allegations that London's playbooks have been leaked to other teams in the DSFL Alleged Leaks!? Also, mad props on your 7-touchdown performance!"
"I appreciate you bringing this up Wizard_literal. There's been a lot said about the leaks over the past few days. The perpetrator has been apprehended, and nothing will be done, as of course this is a developmental league, and we are all here to learn and get better. I was also informed that the proper steps were taken and that all "Mad Props" needed were in fact given, so nothing egregious has occurred here as far as instructions on said playbook clearly stated the necessary steps for procurement. Since the leak we have not lost a game, so it does make you wonder how much it really matters, if at all. Thank you for the Mad Props on my performance this week. I only hope I can have a good showing the next time we face Tijuana. Thanks for the great question and best of luck to you Wizard_literal the rest of the season, except of course Week 10 and any playoff games we may face one another.
Next question please."
@LHarm - "Opinion of how the Royals defense is doing. Putting up 7 TDs is a sure-fire way to win but allowing more than 30 points to a 1-6 team isn’t that great either."
"That's a great point LHarm and an even better question, our defense has been a little disappointing this season. We finally got to a positive point differential, but it took a lot of work from the offense. I would definitely agree that letting a 1-6 team hang 30 points is unacceptable, but I also have confidence in our team to figure things out going forward and get better every week. That's all you can ask from them. Keep working. It's a long season, we are only halfway through it, and we've got a lot of tough games left on the schedule. If they want to play bend but don't break defense all year, well we will just have to keep winning these shootouts. Appreciate you stopping by LHarm, thanks again for the question. *A personal assistant walks up to Mr. Patterson and whispers in his ear* I've been informed blood work has come back on you LHarm and while no one believed you during the game, you were indeed drugged in a pub a few weeks ago and are suffering from the effects. I wish we could have faced you at your best, but we will see you guys’ again Week 14 and I bet it's going to be a hell of a game.
What else have you got?"
@swoosh - "Josh, congrats on the 7-touchdown performance. You came into the league as a CB but have found success at QB early on. As you prepare for conversations with ISFL General Managers, do you see another position change in play or is your intention to stick at QB?"
"First off, appreciate the love Swoosh, we had an incredible game out there tonight, but I'm not looking forward to facing you in a few weeks at all. That Tijuana secondary is scary good. I do fully intend on entering the Season 42 ISFL Draft as a Quarterback. With the growth I've been able to accomplish so far this year I see a real future for me in the position. I think we have a few talented rookies coming out this year in the position so it's going to be a challenge to keep working and stand out in this class. I'm not sure if we will all stick to the position, but I find it hard to leave it when I'm having so much fun and success. I was really blessed to get put into such a great situation in London with all this talent around me. I'm just trying to make the most of it and get us into the playoffs. Whatever happens in the draft I will worry about once the season ends. I really appreciate you reaching out, always good to hear from one of my favorite fellow rookies.
Anyone else have anything?"
@"LeSizz" - "How has it been for you transitioning into the DSFL, taking on a leadership role as QB on a new team as a rookie and then also being named Captain in your rookie season. How have the veterans on the team taken to having a rookie captain? Also, do you feel destined for greatness after such an insane start to your rookie season?"
"Nice to see you Sizz, thanks for the great questions. I have to compliment the community; everyone is so helpful. As a rookie, learning all the new systems and how to do things the proper way can definitely feel overwhelming at times, so having Veterans to lean on is just so essential. I was honestly really surprised to me to be named a Captain; it was pretty unexpected, but I take it very seriously. I honestly leave our veterans alone, they know what they are doing, they don't need me explaining anything to them and they've all been honestly so supportive this season. For your second question. I have no idea what the future holds, but I am absolutely blown away by the start we've had an as offense this year. I really think we can hang with anyone in the DSFL any week. I'm not sure how I'm going to top this performance, but I guess that's the new challenge right? Got to keep working and getting better every week. That's what we are all about in London. Really appreciate you stopping by and asking some questions Sizz.
Who else?"
@Alikh - "You've obviously found success on the field already in your rookie season, but are there any stat lines, formations, or individual plays you feel need improvement?"
"I'm really trying to focus on the development of my deep ball and the accuracy in my game there. Building arm strength and endurance in my game. My INT numbers are low, but I want to keep them that way so I'm trying to study different defenses and how to attack them most efficiently. At the end of the day, I'm aiming to be the best I can be week in and week out. Every week is a new challenge and a new team especially in the DSFL where we are all getting better every week."
@Alikh - "What balance of game tape and practice do you find works best for you?"
"You know I've always been more of a hands-on learner. I think tape is definitely important, especially when dissecting defenses and how they are going to attack you in different game situations, but I really thrive when I can get out on the field and get in a rhythm with my receivers, build that chemistry, figure out what works and what doesn't through some good old fashioned trial and error before it counts on Sunday. So, I guess I'd go 35% to 40% film study, 60% to 65% actual practice time is optimal for me personally."
@Alikh - "If you had to fire one of your GMs, why would it be Sizz?"
"Toughest question of the night right here... I guess the reason you'd have to fire Sizz is he just refuses to stay up until 3 am to watch our games live and be a part of the locker room celebrations or mourning. Then he messages us all hours of the night to congratulate us on games we already got hyped about... Like c'mon Sizz take one for the team and commit to being a little more tired than usual. Great questions Alikh, appreciate you stopping by!
Anyone else? No? Well, I thank you all for being here tonight. It was an amazing night out there on the field playing this game I love. I hope you all get home safe. Thank you."
As the media members leave the room slowly, Josh Patterson finishes the bottle of water in front of him and gets up. He travels out to his parked Aston Martin and heads home for the evening.
He pulls into the garage of his SOHO flat and heads up. Sitting on the couch he drifts off to sleep watching highlights of Sportscenter, looks like his mentor Willier Miller is leading the ISFL in Touchdowns this season as a rookie, man, that guys not an easy act to follow here in London. That night Josh Patterson had a dream. A dream of hoisting the Utimini at the end of the season. Time will tell if it is only meant to be a dream.
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