Oh The Places She'll Go

[SwankyPants31]

Oh, Aidan Hutchinson Jr., my dear,
Let's make an agreement, loud and clear!
Between you, the Player, and the Team, so fine,
The Colorado Yeti of the ISFL, that's the line!

For three whole seasons, we shall play,
Starting on Season 42, come what may.
And when Season 44 arrives, with a cheer,
We'll conclude this adventure, that much is clear!

Compensation is the next big thing,
Three million dollars each season, ka-ching!
Paid bi-weekly, without any doubt,
From Season 42 to 44 throughout!

As a defensive end, you shall shine,
For the Yeti, your role shall be just fine!
With responsibilities, you'll take the lead,
Performing your duties, oh, how you'll succeed!

Attending practices, meetings, oh so grand,
Keeping fit and strong, like a hero, so grand.
Playing by the rules, with conduct that's fair,
Respecting teammates, officials, with kindness to share!

But hold on tight, my friend, there's more to this game,
Additional clauses, for some fun and fame!
After a defensive touchdown, what a sight,
You're allowed a celebration dance, oh, what delight!

But make sure it's approved, not too long,
Thirty seconds is the limit, not too strong.
A special face mask, "Hutchinson the Yeti" design,
Wearable during games, with safety in mind!

And before each home game, a growl so loud,
A Yeti growl to pump up the crowd.
Intimidating the opponents, with a mighty roar,
Spreading fear and excitement, forevermore!

Insurance for injuries, we'll provide,
Ensuring you're covered, with nothing to hide.
Confidentiality, we must maintain,
No secrets shared, like a mystery in the rain.

If a breach occurs, termination may be,
Effective upon notice, for all to see.
The laws of Colorado, our guiding star,
Resolving disputes, we'll go near and far.

This Contract, my dear Aidan, it's true,
Brings us together, me and you.
With all its clauses, clear and bright,
Let's sign this contract and take flight!

Yours truly,

The Colorado Yeti


TLDR formatting for my budget team friends:

DE Aidan Hutchinson Jr. (sub 800 TPE) @SchwarzNarr

S42: $3,000,000
S43: $3,000,000
S44: $3,000,000

MO on all seasons
Tamperable all seasons

[SchwarzNarr]

Oh, dear Yeti, what a delight,
To receive your contract, shining so bright!
I've read it through, with a smile on my face,
And I'm thrilled to accept it with grace!

[Ulaire]

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