10. If I was commissioner of this league for the day and there was absolutely no way I could get out of it, I would begrudgingly set about making some changes that I think would benefit my own sanity. First, I would categorically permaban anybody who uses a discriminatory slur. No second chances. Secondly, I would permaban anybody who is a sore loser. Thirdly, I would permaban garbage men who tone police women who are rightfully angry about the way they have been talked down to and had their voices and ideas silenced in ways that men never have to put up with. Fourthly, I would make sure that when regression gets posted, the individual users who are regressing get pinged about it because it's silly that they aren't. Fifthly, I would get rid of this weird "banked TPE" thing that you get when you switch positions because that's just beyond confusing. Sixthly, I would make regression way less insane. Right now you might as well just say "screw them players, we don't want anybody to even remotely have a chance to get attached to their player" and it feels like a real Logan's Run situation (if you have not watched Logan's Run, the basic premise is that in the society of the movie, people are ceremonially executed when they turn thirty so the society can remain young and beautiful forever. It gets really weird after that, but anyway, yeah, that's the vibe I get from regression here). After making all of these changes, I would immediately retire and leave whatever unfortunate person takes over for me to clean up the messes that inevitably ensue from all of the people getting pissy and angry that I made the changes in the first place, and probably saying a bunch of stupid stuff about how I had the audacity to suggest that any of the criticism was because I am a woman.
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20. Savathûn the Witchqueen is the ultimate team player because not only does she go out there and give 110 percent for her teammates, she also will just straight up devour anybody who looks at them weird. In fact, her team managers have often been told by officials that they have to make her stop eating the souls of people who have the unmitigated gall to tackle her teammates or sack her quarterback or whatever, and her managers have just told the officials that Savathûn is not an entity that one human football manager could possibly hope to control. They are always trying to teach her the correct etiquette for eating people's souls, but it never really seems to stick. She will say she understands, but then the next game she's right back to her "LET ME EAT THE SOUL OF THAT AUDACIOUS MAN WHO HAS TACKLED OUR QUARTERBACK" nonsense. It's not really ideal for morale around the league but it certainly does show her teammates that she has their backs.
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36. SHL Affiliate (username sköldpaddor)
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20. Savathûn the Witchqueen is the ultimate team player because not only does she go out there and give 110 percent for her teammates, she also will just straight up devour anybody who looks at them weird. In fact, her team managers have often been told by officials that they have to make her stop eating the souls of people who have the unmitigated gall to tackle her teammates or sack her quarterback or whatever, and her managers have just told the officials that Savathûn is not an entity that one human football manager could possibly hope to control. They are always trying to teach her the correct etiquette for eating people's souls, but it never really seems to stick. She will say she understands, but then the next game she's right back to her "LET ME EAT THE SOUL OF THAT AUDACIOUS MAN WHO HAS TACKLED OUR QUARTERBACK" nonsense. It's not really ideal for morale around the league but it certainly does show her teammates that she has their backs.
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36. SHL Affiliate (username sköldpaddor)
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