09-20-2017, 01:52 AM
(This post was last modified: 09-20-2017, 02:02 AM by cosbornballboy.)
Today, we begin a new series brought to you by Rony Tomo of XXL Football Network. Today, my friends, we delve into the contracts of NSFL players and see if they are being under or overpaid, and we will see which GMs made the right decisions, and which ones made the wrong ones.
Speaking of wrong decisions, what a coincidence, our first team to analyze is the Colorado Yeti !!! This should be a fun one...
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Who's up first?
Oh god. Well, I mean... You gotta start somewhere, right? Now, generally, this sort of a player having a 2 million dollar contract per year would be an absolute steal... unless it's a Ray Rice situation and you have a good contract for a player who's a terrible, integrity-lacking idiot, and then you run into problems. I will be analyzing things like stats through week 1, how they looked in preseason, etc. for other players, but I think it goes without saying that maybe Noble isn't gonna do so hot this year...
Alex Hayden wasn't a name that rung a bell for me at first. But after a closer look, we see in his S3 preseason, he had a total of 5 pass deflections and a pick. Now, you may say, "well, that's not super impressive, seems just solid," but that's the point. He doesn't have to be a superstar. He's being paid $2 million, so this is a great contract right here.
This. This man right here? Legendary. This contract? Holy shit. 2 million dollars. For a man who, in this preseason alone, had 4 sacks? ONE SACK PER GAME AVERAGE? This is an incredible contract and reflects very well on the GMing skills of past Yeti GMs.
I'm pretty sure this kid is inactive. Last seen August 28th is a pretty good bet. Now, of course, he had 1 TD run in preseason, which shows he isn't completely useless to this team, and $2 million isn't all that much, generally, but on a team where a Pro Bowl caliber linebacker is worth $2 million a year, this 2 mil could be paying for a lot more talent than a backup, 7 carries per game running back.
OK, so as we can see, the NSFL loves 2 million dolla deals. And this is another one. And like Jonathan Saint, this is another one sack per game player. Seeing some of these new S3 rookie contracts, it seems that if these guys knew what they were doing, they would've had much higher contracts, but the Yeti are significantly underpaying for a great player here... again... God, if they hadn't made like 20 trades, they wouldn't be so godawful...
Here we go. Now we're in the WIDE RECEIVERS BABY! There's gotta be some drama queens here, guys that demanded larger contr- GODDAMMIT ANOTHER $2 MILLION CONTRACT??? sighs But I digress, Kendrick averaged 13.2631578947 yards per reception in preseason, and in a game of inches, that .2631578947 can really come into play...
I don't think I have to provide you with numbers and statistics to prove to you that owning the rights to Boss Tweed for 4 years for only 5 million dollars is absolutely ludicrous. Jesus, what a steal. This man is a team player, cause even as much media as I put out, I would NOT accept that contract. Kudos, sir. Well, let's go into the numbers anyways. Tweed averaged about 75 yards per game in preseason, and had an average yards per CARRY of 3.1. Nothing remarkable, yet he is considered one of the best in the league. This is one of the only qualms I carry for Tweed, as he is an absolute beast otherwise.
Suffice to say I'm a little biased because he's on my fantasy team, but DJ Law is a beast. He was smart enough to secure a 3 million dollar contract, the first on this list to do so, and with good reason. This kid averaged, listen to me, 20 YARDS PER RECEPTION in the preseason... sure, he don't get the ball much, but when he does, he makes the most out of it. And he secured a 3 milly. Smart boy, talented boy, good boy.
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Speaking of wrong decisions, what a coincidence, our first team to analyze is the Colorado Yeti !!! This should be a fun one...
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Who's up first?
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Logan Noble
Season 3: $2,000,000
Season 4: $2,000,000
Season 5: $2,000,000 + PO
Oh god. Well, I mean... You gotta start somewhere, right? Now, generally, this sort of a player having a 2 million dollar contract per year would be an absolute steal... unless it's a Ray Rice situation and you have a good contract for a player who's a terrible, integrity-lacking idiot, and then you run into problems. I will be analyzing things like stats through week 1, how they looked in preseason, etc. for other players, but I think it goes without saying that maybe Noble isn't gonna do so hot this year...
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CB - Alex Hayden
Season Three: $2,000,000
Total: $2,000,000
Alex Hayden wasn't a name that rung a bell for me at first. But after a closer look, we see in his S3 preseason, he had a total of 5 pass deflections and a pick. Now, you may say, "well, that's not super impressive, seems just solid," but that's the point. He doesn't have to be a superstar. He's being paid $2 million, so this is a great contract right here.
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LB - Johnathon Saint
Season Three: $2,000,000
Season Four: $4,000,000
Season Five: $4,000,000
Season Six: $4,000,000
Total: $14,000,000
This. This man right here? Legendary. This contract? Holy shit. 2 million dollars. For a man who, in this preseason alone, had 4 sacks? ONE SACK PER GAME AVERAGE? This is an incredible contract and reflects very well on the GMing skills of past Yeti GMs.
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RB - Kieran O'Connell
Season Three: $2,000,000
Total: $2,000,000
I'm pretty sure this kid is inactive. Last seen August 28th is a pretty good bet. Now, of course, he had 1 TD run in preseason, which shows he isn't completely useless to this team, and $2 million isn't all that much, generally, but on a team where a Pro Bowl caliber linebacker is worth $2 million a year, this 2 mil could be paying for a lot more talent than a backup, 7 carries per game running back.
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DE - Fuego Wozy
Season Three: $2,000,000
Season Four: $2,000,000
Season Five: $2,000,000
Total: $6,000,000
OK, so as we can see, the NSFL loves 2 million dolla deals. And this is another one. And like Jonathan Saint, this is another one sack per game player. Seeing some of these new S3 rookie contracts, it seems that if these guys knew what they were doing, they would've had much higher contracts, but the Yeti are significantly underpaying for a great player here... again... God, if they hadn't made like 20 trades, they wouldn't be so godawful...
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WR - Kendrick Hendrix
Season Three: $2,000,000
Total: $2,000,000
Here we go. Now we're in the WIDE RECEIVERS BABY! There's gotta be some drama queens here, guys that demanded larger contr- GODDAMMIT ANOTHER $2 MILLION CONTRACT??? sighs But I digress, Kendrick averaged 13.2631578947 yards per reception in preseason, and in a game of inches, that .2631578947 can really come into play...
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RB - Boss Tweed
Season Three: $2,000,000
Season Four: $1,000,000
Season Five: $1,000,000
Season Six: $1,000,000
Total: $5,000,000
I don't think I have to provide you with numbers and statistics to prove to you that owning the rights to Boss Tweed for 4 years for only 5 million dollars is absolutely ludicrous. Jesus, what a steal. This man is a team player, cause even as much media as I put out, I would NOT accept that contract. Kudos, sir. Well, let's go into the numbers anyways. Tweed averaged about 75 yards per game in preseason, and had an average yards per CARRY of 3.1. Nothing remarkable, yet he is considered one of the best in the league. This is one of the only qualms I carry for Tweed, as he is an absolute beast otherwise.
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WR - D.J. Law (Law)
Season Three: $3,000,000
Total: $3,000,000
Suffice to say I'm a little biased because he's on my fantasy team, but DJ Law is a beast. He was smart enough to secure a 3 million dollar contract, the first on this list to do so, and with good reason. This kid averaged, listen to me, 20 YARDS PER RECEPTION in the preseason... sure, he don't get the ball much, but when he does, he makes the most out of it. And he secured a 3 milly. Smart boy, talented boy, good boy.
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