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What team do you think has the best branding in the league? Why?
I think the best DSFL team is unquestionably the Dallas Birddogs, however my true allegiance will forever be with the San Antonio Marshals, may they rest in peace. Dallas just has such an amazing vibe to it and the players all buy into it, and it leads to a fun group of people who all pledge allegiance to a silly little logo and just be a group of silly little guys. Now, obviously, the best ISFL branding is the Orange County Otters. First off, they are absolutely adorable. Second, the amount of just adorable otter emotes there are in that server is so cute. There’s an emote for every single emotion possible, and I love it! The branding itself is iconic to the league. The two best teams all time are the Otters and the Outlaws, orange and red. No matter what era of ISFL football you’ve started in, the Otters were there, it’s the best branding in the league, period.
Imagine your current position was not available to be picked when you created your player. What other position would you have picked, and why?
First off, eliminating the Tight End position would be the worst mistake this league would make, as it’s the greatest position you can be in the ISFL, and I will forever say that. Secondly, I would pick the second best position for an alive bread bowl to play: Offensive Line. Now, here me out when I describe this to you. Imagine you’re lining up at DT, you just got called up from the DSFL. You dominated down there but this is a whole different beast. Your parents are in the stands, they’re wearing matching jerseys. Your dad constantly points out where you are, even on the sidelines while the offense is on the field. Then, you line up for your first defensive snap. Across from you is a 6’5 alive Bowl of Bread. You are terrified. Piss is streaming down your underwear. The ball is snapped? You're on the ground. Your mom is crying. “My baby! My baby!” She screams. Bread Bowl always wins.
If your player had a show starring them, what would the plot be?
Let’s be honest with ourselves, Bread Bowl is not a movie star by any means. He is a funny dude who enjoys hanging with his pals in the Orange County Otters locker room, but he cannot act to save his life. This is evidenced in the hype videos made by the social team of Orange County, in which Bread Bowl is not very convincing in his argument for the fans to “Get Loud.” With all of thai context observed, Bread Bowl would create a cooking show. This would not force him into being someone he isn’t, as he is a terrible actor, and would allow him to be more himself, as cooking is his one true passion he has loved ever since he was merely flour in his mothers chasm. It would be a very typical cooking show, with the point being a show that any person could cook along with. Each week he would introduce the next week's recipes and their ingredients, so that way his audience could buy them in between the shows. He would then cook them along with the audience. This would be the best cooking show ever, and Bread Bowl would be more famous than Gordan Ramsey within months.
if your player wasn't a professional in the ISFL/DSFL, what would they be doing instead?
I have to say something, Bread Bowl doesn’t like the fame produced by his new role in the ISFL. He loves playing football for a living and loves each and every one of his teammates, and unlike some ISFL players he is very thankful for the fans and the fame they give him, however he does not enjoy being mobbed at airports and any public place. For this reason, if he was not in the ISFL he would be laying low, not trying to be any form of famous at all. Most of the signs point to Bread Bowl taking over the family business, although this is not something Bread Bowl would be super interested in, as he truly always wanted to start his own farm, using his big frame to raise animals and various crops on his large plot of land. This had always been his dream before he was drafted into the DSFL as a young player, so he would easily want to turn to this life if it did not exist.
What team do you think has the best branding in the league? Why?
I think the best DSFL team is unquestionably the Dallas Birddogs, however my true allegiance will forever be with the San Antonio Marshals, may they rest in peace. Dallas just has such an amazing vibe to it and the players all buy into it, and it leads to a fun group of people who all pledge allegiance to a silly little logo and just be a group of silly little guys. Now, obviously, the best ISFL branding is the Orange County Otters. First off, they are absolutely adorable. Second, the amount of just adorable otter emotes there are in that server is so cute. There’s an emote for every single emotion possible, and I love it! The branding itself is iconic to the league. The two best teams all time are the Otters and the Outlaws, orange and red. No matter what era of ISFL football you’ve started in, the Otters were there, it’s the best branding in the league, period.
Imagine your current position was not available to be picked when you created your player. What other position would you have picked, and why?
First off, eliminating the Tight End position would be the worst mistake this league would make, as it’s the greatest position you can be in the ISFL, and I will forever say that. Secondly, I would pick the second best position for an alive bread bowl to play: Offensive Line. Now, here me out when I describe this to you. Imagine you’re lining up at DT, you just got called up from the DSFL. You dominated down there but this is a whole different beast. Your parents are in the stands, they’re wearing matching jerseys. Your dad constantly points out where you are, even on the sidelines while the offense is on the field. Then, you line up for your first defensive snap. Across from you is a 6’5 alive Bowl of Bread. You are terrified. Piss is streaming down your underwear. The ball is snapped? You're on the ground. Your mom is crying. “My baby! My baby!” She screams. Bread Bowl always wins.
If your player had a show starring them, what would the plot be?
Let’s be honest with ourselves, Bread Bowl is not a movie star by any means. He is a funny dude who enjoys hanging with his pals in the Orange County Otters locker room, but he cannot act to save his life. This is evidenced in the hype videos made by the social team of Orange County, in which Bread Bowl is not very convincing in his argument for the fans to “Get Loud.” With all of thai context observed, Bread Bowl would create a cooking show. This would not force him into being someone he isn’t, as he is a terrible actor, and would allow him to be more himself, as cooking is his one true passion he has loved ever since he was merely flour in his mothers chasm. It would be a very typical cooking show, with the point being a show that any person could cook along with. Each week he would introduce the next week's recipes and their ingredients, so that way his audience could buy them in between the shows. He would then cook them along with the audience. This would be the best cooking show ever, and Bread Bowl would be more famous than Gordan Ramsey within months.
if your player wasn't a professional in the ISFL/DSFL, what would they be doing instead?
I have to say something, Bread Bowl doesn’t like the fame produced by his new role in the ISFL. He loves playing football for a living and loves each and every one of his teammates, and unlike some ISFL players he is very thankful for the fans and the fame they give him, however he does not enjoy being mobbed at airports and any public place. For this reason, if he was not in the ISFL he would be laying low, not trying to be any form of famous at all. Most of the signs point to Bread Bowl taking over the family business, although this is not something Bread Bowl would be super interested in, as he truly always wanted to start his own farm, using his big frame to raise animals and various crops on his large plot of land. This had always been his dream before he was drafted into the DSFL as a young player, so he would easily want to turn to this life if it did not exist.
Called "...actually one of the worst people in sim leagues." by an "anonymous" reviewer.
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