(S44) Offseason Task

[Huskies311]

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Juran Riley has a long road to make it to the DSFL, though he admits he clearly has a more privilege than many people around him. Riley was born to a father who played college football and floated around some practice squads but never made it to the league. His mother was a professional soccer player whose family is from Italy. Riley did have difficulties growing up, as he had to move around to follow his mom as she played, which included a short stint in Europe. He struggled making friends, but this as well as his dads job as an aerospace salesman did mean both his parents were always around, as his dad could up and move much easier in sales. He also recognizes this upper middle class upbringing kept him from negative influences at least.

In high school, both parents decided it was time for stability and they settled down in Colorado, where Riley attended public school. He was a natural athlete and got interest from big schools early on. However, Riley developed issues with anxiety and depression and was hospitalized early on. This scared teams and even his own team, as there are plenty of stigmatization that still exists today when it comes to mental health. He had to transfer to a neighboring school, as he was mostly blacklisted from the varsity team. After his junior year, a couple of offers came back, including nearby University of Colorado. Riley, who was going to therapy and had steady medication, finally broke out. He was Colorado Gatorade player of the year and was given a 5 star ranking. After committing to a rising Colorado program, he eventually helped lead the team to its first ever national championship in his junior season before declaring for the DSFL draft. He shined during the Prospect League and eventually got drafted to the Dallas Birddogs in the 3rd round.


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Juran Riley, the former 5 star prospect, feels like he can bring a lot to a DSFL team. He is an electric athlete, and lit up college anchoring an elite Colorado defense en route to a national championship. The edge rusher has great traits as well as production, and he is a born leader. He does have versatility. His true position is on the edge, but he can fill in as a middle linebacker as shown in the prospect bowl. Riley is not a locker room issue and was voted captain two years in a row at the University of Colorado.

What Riley also brings to the league is dedication. He was to grow and learn. He is loaded with potential.

Focusing on outside of the locker room and field, Riley will bring great energy and philanthropy to a city. He loves giving his time back to the community, whether that be through youth camps or food drives. He will just bring a general positive energy.

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If the Dallas Birddogs announced that they were tearing down and rebuilding their stadium, Riley would have plenty of ideas.

The first is parking. The team would need to make sure parking is easier than most stadiums, so there will be plenty of ways in and out of each lot. Something that would also be important is to have a handful of electric charging stations in each lot, as the team is forward thinking and climate conscious.

Next, the concessions. The team would offer a state of the art merchandise center, and many different options in terms of food and drink. Of course, there will be plenty of BBQ. But the team would also have a brewery, and diverse international options as well.

In terms of tech, the team will have sections that are futuristic. An ai headset and noise canceling headphones will provide fans the option of having nextgen viewing experiences filled with commentary, advanced stats, and more. The scoreboards be large and in 4K resolution.

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24. You’re in charge of entertainment for the Ultimus or Ultimini half-time show. What would you do?

For the Ultimus, the easy choice for the year 2023 is Blink-182 for easy listening and for all those elder emos out there. Blink is coming out with a brand new album and just dropped two new singles the past few weeks and what better time to promote those things than by uniting our country with crappy pop-punk songs (that I love with all my heart). I think having the band play some original songs like Dammit, I Miss You, All The Small Things, then their two new songs One More Time and More Than You Know. I really think this is a halftime show that could help unite the age gap. Lately, Halftime shows have either been hip-hop or pop and I think we need to go more in a rock direction to change things up a bit. This could be one of the most watched and enjoyed halftime shows in recent memory when it's all said and done.

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27. Imagine your current position was not available to be picked when you created your player. What other position would you have picked, and why?

Looking back, I do wish I would've went with a linebacker instead of a running back - even if both were available. There are pressures to perform offensively that stress me out, mostly self-induced, and it stresses me out even more that I feel like if I have a down year or two with a running back there's no chance in having a Hall of Fame career. It definitely has also led me to being much less patient with the team that has drafted me (with both my current and former player). At least on defense you will play special teams and have a chance to start at a lower TPE and actually do decent. As a running back, if your offensive line sucks then it's game over and you won't perform. As a linebacker I think you can rack up stats and it just feels a lot less of a individual thing than an offensive skill position.

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28. Football is a game that has been going on for a while, loved by fans all over. But what if you were able to make some rule changes? Talk us through your new version of football, and what would be different and why?

There are a couple rules in football that I think could elevate the game in both our sim league and in real life. First and foremost, move back the kickoff yard line to your own 30 to make kickoff returns an impactful part of the game again. As a Browns fan, this was so pertinent to our team in scoring through the bad years (who am I kidding, the bad years never ended). The next rule change is the overtime rule. No longer are we doing ties after the end of overtime and no longer are we doing first touchdown or first score after the initial drive. In overtime, you play a shortened quarter (10 minutes) and whoever scores more wins. If, by the end of the 10 minutes, both teams are tied then you go to the college format but the teams start at the 40 instead of the 25. The teams will alternate until one of the teams can't replicate the other teams score.

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36. Affiliate PT from either SHL/SSL/PBE. The Weeks must match with the timeframe of this Offseason Task. And you may only use a max of 1.

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[Tayjay]

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17. Going to Disney World! Who was the Ultimus or Ultimini Game MVP? Give us a rundown of their celebratory trip to Disney World. (Written Task)

Being on the losing side of the Ultimus, the Most Valuable Player was definitely not a Silverback. We played a great game but unfortunately when you lose you don't get to pick that. I would say the defense for Baltimore were the MVP. They were hounding us all night and were getting to Falco. In the end they were just a little better. I think as a defensive unit if they all went and took a picture with Mickey and Minnie at Disney World that would be hilarious. They all need to go on one of those Log Water Rides and then at the top they get a team photo. That would be a classic Disney World trip. Then in the middle of the day they do the parade. They could put them all on different floats and could celebrate with all their fans. That would be a fantastic Disney World trip as a Ultimus Champion.

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21. Written Option: If your player had a show starring them, what would the plot be?

The show would have to be a espionage show. Where it stars me as a spy undercover into steroids are drugs use in the football underworld. It would be the perfect cover. Or at least that could be the plot of the the very first season. I get signed off of the practice squad as some guy that hasn't been seen or heard from since college. As he works his way up the depth chart he makes friends with more and more players. Infiltrating the inner circle of the steroid ring. Sounds like a hit show to me. Season 2 we could see Blaine Falco infiltrate a surfer colony. Unlike a bunch of beach goers, these guys rob banks and have hit many up and down the coast. They need Blaine Falco to infiltrate the group and blend in with them. The third season could be international. I need to save a prime minister or something.

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23. What are your thoughts on the sim engine? What sort of improvements would you make to the sim engine if given the opportunity? (Written Task)

I think I wrote about this last year but I am hoping they make it more like OOTP with players on the field and can actually see the ball. However, I will try to change my topic for this season and focus on the way the stats and scoreboard look. I wish they had a better banner. It is cool going back in time and looking at the scoreboard banner for different channels that show football. I wish they could update the banners for this game or make them customizable. It would be cook to have someone design one for our league. We could even pay them money for it. The other thing I wish that was different is the way they show stats. They always seem hidden and it is really hard to see what your stats are during the game. Maybe if they used a different background or overlay we could see our stats during the game.

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29. What team do you think has the best branding in the league? Why? (Written Task)

I still think the Yellowknife Wraiths is the coolest branding in the league. The colors of that blue with the black is just amazing. Plus the actual logo is really good looking as well. It has a unique location and the name Wraiths is just awesome as well. Every single time I look around the league or get this question I just always go back and look at that logo and color scheme. I think there are a couple other teams that have fantastic branding and almost rival Yellowknife. Almost. Arizona is iconic and the color scheme and logo are just fantastic. Arizona has that dark red that most teams from the state have, but the addition of the gold mustard yellow just go awesome together. Plus the picture of the bandit is great. For New York, I just think green is a fantastic football color and makes me think of the Jets. On top of that the Silverback has this mystic thing with Ny that just fits.

[FTR]

Task 14

I don't think the ISFL should expand any time soon, as the league doesn't have enough users to be able to support an expansion team. One of the examples for this is just look at how not too long ago the league was discussing the possibility to contract the DSFL, and so it's pretty clear that an expansion should not happen any time soon. However, if we had started to get more users in the league to the point where expanding the league would make sense, one team idea that I feel like could be a good idea, would be the Rome Gladiators. A team that is clearly playing off the name of the historical Roman Empire, but would also work in the context for a football team, I would think. And with a name like this you got a lot of things that would work well with the team's branding and location. As for one of the colours used for the team would be both Red and Golden Yellow, two colours that are widely associated with the Roman Empire. As for the stadium you could go for something like the Coliseum or the Hippodrome, both two obvious connections to sporting events that would take place in the Roman Empire. As well, with have a team linked to the Roman Empire, you would also have some good options for colour rush games, like having changed the logo from a typically Gladiator logo, to using the well known SPQR. And another connection you can do with the Roman Empire is using nicknames for the different position or team roles on the football team, like for instance instead of the Captain, they could be the Imperator, or instead of the offensive lineman, you would be able to call them the Royal Guard. And a lot of other connection that can be used with a team named the Roman Gladiators, that would just make the team one of the more iconic ones in the ISFL.

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36. SHL Affiliate - Username is TheNextGreatOne there.

[bex]

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What an unexpected honor! The key to good commissionership, I'm told, is to have clear goals. So what goals are attainable within a day? Looking at the league calendar, I see a clear goal that could be met swiftly: the introduction of league holidays. Why not have a bring your dog to work day? I'm sure the viewing audience at home would love to see the players with their best furry friends frolicking the field. I'm sure that bringing in tens of pets into the stadium at once wouldn't be harder than organizing color rush! If that's too much work, we could always try mascot appreciation day. I think adding holidays would really lift the spirits of the league members and be a real treat for our viewers. We could even put in some meet and great opportunities for fans to meet their favorite players in person!

On a more serious level, I'd work on the language in the rulebook. We've had some great adjustments over time, like the adding specific information on conduct detrimental to the league. But I don't think the rulebook will ever be somewhere to rest on our laurels. I think taking the time to review the language we are currently using and making sure that it aligns with the league's motives and goals would be of benefit to everyone. These occasional review periods have occurred in the past as we've done rulebook upkeep. Being able to get direct feedback on weak points would allow everyone to play an active role in the direction of the league. The normal rule summit allows us to easily add or modify one rule, but sometimes we need to take a step back and adjust on a larger scale.

My final act as commissioner would be to boost commissioner pay to $100 mil a day, then collect my check and go home.

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Siri Kjellstrôm hoists the strap of her duffle bag onto her shoulder and sighs quietly to herself. The adrenaline and excitement of the DSFL draft has finally run out, leaving her content but utterly exhausted. Her throat hurts from all the yelling and cheering she'd done as she watched her draft class take their turn in the spotlight one by one. There had been hugs and handshakes, tears and telephone calls. The celebrations afterward had gone late into the night.

No one really pictures the days after the draft, Siri thinks to herself as she watches the line of passengers crowding the gate. She certainly hadn't pictured packing up her apartment in a hurry, or hugging her former teammates and friends goodbye. She'd given a thousand promises to keep in touch. And now, her life is once again crammed into two suitcases and her battered dufflebag. Once again, she finds herself standing in an airport alone.

It's exciting, going to Bondi Beach. It's a new continent to explore, after all. But she finds herself filled with the same fear she faced leaving Sweden for the first time. The fear that the culture shock will be too overwhelming, that she won't find friends in her new home, that all of this is one massive mistake she'll never be able to recover from. But the first time wasn't a mistake. Coming to the US for college had opened a thousand doors of opportunity. She'd made countless friends and had experiences she would never had been able to have elsewhere. The second time wasn't a mistake either. London had been a taste of what life in the DSFL would be like. If anything, that leap should have paved the way to make this one easier. It hadn't.

But as Siri boards her flight, the words of wisdom her mother had offered fill her mind: It might not be easy, but it will be worth it.

[shadyshoelace]

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16. Describe your player and/or team’s journey through this latest season. What were the highlights? What were the lower points? What might you have done differently? What are your expectations for next season?

Lenard McRobinson's first season in the DSFL as the starting quarterback of the Kansas City Coyotes had its ups and downs, but all things considered it could have been a much worse season both for him as an individual and for the team. The Coyotes were coming  off of a 6-8 season, and hopes were high but realistic expectations were to be fighting for a playoff spot. The team got off to a rough start with three straight losses by a combined score of 83-30, while McRobinson struggled with just a 51% completion rate with zero passing touchdowns and one interception. However, the team rallied in the middle segment of the season and managed to win five of their next seven games, although not in dominating fashion as their largest margin of victory was just five points in the span. McRobinson's stats improved in this stretch of games; while his completion rate still sat below 55%, he tossed 13 touchdowns and added three more on the ground. However, the scrappy team's luck would taper off in the remaining part of the season as they lost three of their last four games, with the other being a tie. However, this was enough of a push to sneak into the final playoff spot over the 5-9 London Royals, where a matchup with the Portland Pythons - who had beaten the Coyotes twice with a combined score of 85-45 - loomed. Unfortunately, this trend would continue as Kansas City's hopes for a magical run were dashed in a 31-14 loss where McRobinson accounted for 237 total yards and two touchdowns with one pick.

Overall, the Coyotes ranked second to last in the league in points scored, points allowed, yards gained, and last in yards allowed. The rush defense was a particular concern, also ranking next to last in the league, while the pass defense ranked a respectable third in yards allowed per game. The passing offense was likewise last in the league, while McRobinson and the star running back duo of Anakin Skywalker and Jason West put together the league's best rushing offense with 155 yards per game.

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22. Make a scouting report for any of the ISFL or DSFL draftees. Show their stats, abilities, TPE, or highlights.

Lenard McRobinson is one of the top ISFL draft-eligible quarterbacks heading into season 44 and will surely be a hot commodity for teams looking to solidify their situation under center for the foreseeable future. After a promising rookie season with the Kansas City Coyotes, let's take a look at what makes McRobinson such a unique player. The most notable thing about his play is that he's a true dual-threat quarterback, a rarity in the modern incarnation of the league. While most signal callers at the professional level are pocket passers and field general types who carve up defenses through the air, McRobinson already boasts the speediest set of wheels of any quarterback playing at the ISFL or DSFL level. While his passing leaves a bit to be desired, as evidenced by his 54.2% completion rate, 183.4 passing yards per game, and 5.85 yards per attempt, he's already demonstrated an ability to be a game changing player on the ground. He recorded multiple impressive breakaway runs during the season, most notable a 75 yard touchdown in week 9 and a 41 yard house call in the postseason, demonstrating his game-changing capabilities. The team that chooses to take him on as their heir apparent under center will certainly be hoping that this athleticism translates against bigger, faster ISFL defenders and that he can take the next step as a passer.

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27. Imagine your current position was not available to be picked when you created your player. What other position would you have picked, and why?

If Lenard McRobinson couldn't be a quarterback, like many scouts and recruiters believed, he would likely have turned to another skill position on offense or a spot in the defensive backfield. He played each of these positions in high school, and ultimately would likely have ended up playing as a cornerback. His natural athleticism is obvious and would have served him well at any of these positions, but his quick processing power, reaction time, and decision making skills would have given him an edge at the incredibly reaction focused corner position, where it's critical to effectively mirror receivers and make split second decisions while they do their best to keep you off balance. Obviously, scoring points is a lot of fun, but there's something to be said for impacting the game by preventing quarterbacks from advancing the ball that has always appealed to McRobinson. In the end, though, he's found a home under center and will look to carve out a successful career there.

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[Memento Mori]

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5. “Sim gonna sim” is a popular expression in the league. Write about teams that have been graced by the sim gods and had amazing performances despite statistical odds, and/or about teams that were considered favorites but may have dealt with some bad sim luck that hampered their efforts. How much of an impact did it have on their season(s)?

I’m going to take “sim gonna sim” back in time, all the way back to the changeover that the ISFL made between Draft Day Pro Football 16, and the present version used (21). The Orange County Otters are one of the ISFL’s most storied and historically successful teams, but haven’t won an Ultimus championship since the DDSPF16 days. Our story takes place in Season 27, but in order to understand the full picture we need to go back further. I came into the league in Season 21 as part of the mammoth S22 class, and, even more so than now, free agency wasn’t a big deal. Players didn’t tend to move teams in free agency, and except when the Chicago Butchers (sorry) were involved there weren’t many huge trades that moved the needle. Good teams generally got good by drafting well, which created a good atmosphere and success, which led to future draft picks being drafted into a healthy locker room and being more likely to turn out well themselves. The ‘DSFL pipeline’ narrative with regards to certain teams was regularly thrown around, and so it was a shock in the early-mid S20s when, largely thanks to supremely charismatic GM Sylphreni, the Colorado Yeti were able to start pulling in the league’s free agents and convincing them to sign for Colorado.

Colorado triumphed over Orange County in the S22 Ultimus, and then made it back to the championship game again in S24 and S25, losing to San Jose in upset fashion both times. While they had only been able to convert one of their three appearances into a win, this already represented Orange County’s longest championship drought (having not won since S19) and it seemed like a new era of the ISFL had dawned. So Orange County fought back. That offseason, they acquired three ~1000 TPE free agents: tight end Heath Evans from Arizona, future HoF cornerback Brandon Booker and defensive tackle Rotticus Scott from Colorado themselves. This flurry of signings led to complaints around the league that the Otters were about to launch another dynasty, and that having one team be so good just wasn’t fun. So… what happened?

Season 26 was a dramatic one, but not in the way relevant to this task. Orange County sneaked into the playoffs as one of five teams to finish 9-7, and then suffered an unfortunate nine-point loss in he wild card round, in New Orleans against the Second Line. Season 27 was where the sim really decided to sim. This offseason represented huge upheaval, as the sim switch to DDSPF21 went live. Orange County dealt with some turnover in the team, as a new GM pairing (myself and Blasoon) were appointed and star running back Tatsu Nakamura demanded a trade in the hopes of seeing more carries (and he did!). This left Orange County with a hole at running back, but still one of the highest-TPE rosters in the league and what appeared to be the strongest defence in the ISFL. No one really knew what was meta yet, but in the OCO war room we were buoyed by season testing which showed us having some 16-0 seasons and generally making the most of our TPE advantage. Then the season began. While Orange County’s passing attack was good, it wasn’t the unstoppable force that it was in pre-season testing. Suleiman Ramza was a top-half QB in most metrics, but we thought he was going to absolutely crush it. The defence was incredibly average, allowing almost 400 points across the season. The Otters started a horrible 2-8, and late season improvement only improved the team to 6th in the ASFC. The Otters were the worst running team in the league, and after running back TPE hadn’t been so important on DDSPF16 it seemed much more important in 21 and so the sim change completely caught us out and its effects were felt for several seasons while we rebuilt the team around the position.

[Mojojojo]

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21. Written option: If your player had a show starring them, what would the plot be? Graphic option: Create the cover art for your player's show.

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22. Make a scouting report for any of the ISFL or DSFL draftees. Show their stats, abilities, TPE, or highlights.(Written or Graphic task) 

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25. Create a billboard, magazine cover, unique trading card, or video game cover depicting one of the league's stars. (Graphic task)

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31. Make up an award for your player (or even someone else) to win for something not on the football field. (Written or Graphic task)

[JBLAZE_THE_BOSS]

#17: 173 Words
The MVP of the Ultimus game should’ve been Mike Makmur. The game was a defensive slog, something that made fans of high-flying offenses repulse. The world learned a valuable lesson with this Ultimus, the lesson being that football ain’t pretty. Baltimore was only ever at risk of losing this game once there was under 10 minutes remaining in the 4th quarter following Sean Robinson’s 29 yard TD reception from Blaine Falco, making the score 10-7. Then, within a few minutes, Baltimore again was taken aback when Wing Wang hit an easy 22 yarder to tie the game with under 7 minutes left. Facing a tied Ultimus, Makmur had ice water in his veins and hit an insane 52 yarder to make it 13-10 Baltimore. Then, to put the icing on the cake, he hits a 28 yarder to give his team a 16-10 lead and an Ultimus victory. He also played a huge part in the field position game as a punter, with 3 of his punts pinning New York inside the 20.
#21: 178 Words
If there was a show surrounding me, the plot would’ve been following my season last year. I would’ve had one of the best documentaries in sports. I think that someday, they will make something like this, but I hope it’s soon. It’d be a documentary series that followed me throughout the entire season starting in training camp and going through the final whistle of our last game. Despite coming up short of holding many All-Time ISFL records, I still had arguably the greatest season ever on record that a wide receiver has ever had. There will be lists made in the future of greatest single-season performances ever, and I am going to be on that list. I made my mark on the history of this league, and I would love to watch 20+ episodes of this play out. Seeing the raw emotion and things that go on behind the scenes would really help me build a bigger fan base and hopefully give me more options of things I’ll be able to do once I’m done with this career.
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If I were to jump on the podcast bandwagon, I would have to make sure that I do things the right way. I think my credibility as both successful on the field as well as coming from a great football family could give me a unique perspective on the league and what is going on. My podcast would be called “Blaze Up”. This could be a fun title that could draw multiple conclusions based on your own personal point of view. I think that I would focus mainly on recapping what is going on in the ISFL and the DSFL. I would give my reaction and analysis to any unfoldings the league presents to us. Sometimes I might take a look back at some of the classic ISFL teams, but mainly, I want to have a modern product. People would come to my show to hear genuine, unfiltered feedback regarding their favorite teams and players. The tough side to this is that I would have to be careful to not be too critical of anyone. Despite playing a violent game for a living, I don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings.

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The team that has the best branding in the league is the Yellowknife Wraiths. I love how their layout just flows together. The combination of the cool colors, the black and lighter blue make everything in their logo pop to me. I also love that their logo is essentially the grim reaper. I view the Wraiths in the ISFL equal to the branding of the Las Vegas Raiders of the NFL. Similar color scheme, but the logo itself is iconic. I believe that the logo also accurately represents the region that the team is from. Yellowknife is out in the middle of nowhere. Wraiths are basically the bringers of death. Nobody likes visiting Yellowknife. You might rather a merciful ending by a Wraith instead of having to stay there for too long. In my opinion, they have one of the strongest home field advantages in the entire league. Yellowknife is really out there, and the fans there are obsessed with their team. Some of the great merchandise they sell at their stadium has made me a little jealous in the past too.

[HalfEatenOnionBagel]

16. Describe your player and/or team’s journey through this latest season. What were the highlights? What were the lower points? What might you have done differently? What are your expectations for next season?

A Waffle's first season in the DSFL went about as well individually as you could hope for despite the London Royals not making the DSFL playoffs. There were a lot of questions about how well he would be able to translate coming into the league due to having played at a much lower level of competition in college, being asked to switch to linebacker, a position he had never played before, and of course due to being a giant waffle. But those questions quickly evaporated as Waffle showed himself to be an absolutely tenacious linebacker with the ability to fly all over the field. Over the course of the season, he managed to rack up 12 sacks, second in the league only to hit teammate and fellow linebacker Cheecago Boucher. He also finished top 5 in a number of other statistical categories such as tackles and forced fumbles. At the end of the season Waffle was also selected as a DSFL all pro, highlighting his season as one of the best defensive players in the league. Coaches and scouts in the ISFL took notice as well, as Waffle was selected second overall in the ISFL Draft by the Chicago Butchers, a team desperately looking for playmakers as they continue to rebuild. Waffle did sometimes pull a disappearing act on the field, including one game in which he failed to record any stats at all which is a statistical wonder for a linebacker of his prowess. He hopes that next season in his return to the DSFL that he can continue to build on his success and continue to be more consistent in his play with a year of experience under his belt. A number of other Royals were also selected quite early in the ISFL draft and are also expected to return for another season. With a strong core in place including A Waffle, the only way to go for London next season is up and anything less than a playoff appearance will certainly be a disappointment.

17. Going to Disney World! Who was the Ultimus or Ultimini Game MVP? Give us a rundown of their celebratory trip to Disney World.

Maybe not the most pretty Ultimus if you were expecting fireworks but if you're a fan of defense you were in for a treat as neither QB in the game managed to get above a 78 passer rating and the two defenses combined for a whopping 12 sacks. Of course that means you gotta give the game ball in this one to a stud on defense and that player was Bruce Buckley Jr who had an absolutely incredible game with 10 tackles, 2 of those 12 aformentioned sacks and of course a pivotal forced fumble and recovery. Not much more you can ask for in the biggest game of the season from one of your defensive stars. Bruce of course made his way down to Disney World after the game and from what I am told spent most of his first day there riding space mountain before proceeding on a quest to get kicked out of as many of the parks as possible. This included attempting to steal Darth Vader's lightsaber multiple times, referring to Mickey Mouse as a dirty rat on numerous occasions and of course attempting to climb on top of the dome at Epcot center. Now look, this is all of course just heresay but if it's one of the only times you might get a chance to go down there why not have a little fun huh.

27. Imagine your current position was not available to be picked when you created your player. What other position would you have picked, and why?

Well A Waffle started out at tight end, got switched to linebacker and now might even be switching to another position yet again so at this point maybe I just don't even care what position I end up at because I think I'm interested in all of them. That being said, I think the one position I would want to be that I will never actually create at is quarterback. I wouldn't want to do it at this point because the time that you have to sit and wait and develop in the DSFL is just absolutely agonizing to me. Yes, I do enjoy my time in the DSFL but it already feels like as soon as I'm eligible for the ISFL regression is starting to creep closer and closer every season. A couple seasons in the DSFL sure, but once that starts to encroach on my prime seasons I just have no interest, so much of that TPE is just going to waste. There's plenty of people out there that want to play QB though so I'm happy to just give it up. But I have to admit I do think it would be fun to have my player be the face of a franchise, to get all those glorious passing stats, to be the player everyone wants to draft in fantasy. All my players have ended up on defense and while most of them have been fine, they've never been a player that is in the forefront of peoples' minds. I just think it would be fun to do just one time. Of course there are other options on offense but running back seems kind of boring to me. So maybe wide receiver would be fun, or well well well maybe just maybe tight end could be fun how about that?