In the offseason, Bertie was invited on to Savage Bachelors of Bondi Beach, where key eligible bachelors in the region compete in a series of elite, out of touch activities to win the hand of vapid, materialistic female, male and non-binary thoughtless automatons. After a bitterly contested round of deep ocean yacht racing that resulted in the unfortunate death of an executive chef on a rival’s 1920s racing schooner, Bertie rushed back into contention thanks to the last minute inclusion of a round of croquet, for which he has numerous accolades during his time on the U18 World Croquet Tour. He was nearly undone at the end as the final round involved lawn tennis, a surface on which he had not practiced since his time at Princeton, but managed to beat out Chad Bulger for Ultimate Bondi Beach Bachelor. In a shock twist, he rejected every single suitor and instead donated his earnings to a local bat sanctuary. He has been summoned to Baltimore HQ to ensure he toes the line a little closer going forwards.