Ryan McBean's agent is very much aware of his musical talents. Just how the Philadelphia Eagles of the NFL released a Christmas album, Ryan McBean one day wants to do the same. Until then, he will be happy showcasing his talents in the latest and greatest upcoming music video for Alikh's CAPE TOWN CRASH remix. Obviously McBean does not play for Cape Town but instead Orange County, so he intends to rewrite the song in its entirety.
The music video would essentially just be an Orange County Otters dot football highlight reel with cutouts of McBean break dancing popping up on screen after big plays. All lyrics would be sung by McBean, with maybe a guest feature from Leandre Diarra. The content of the lyrics would be talking about how OCO is one of the original ISFL dynasties, and maybe even reference otter legends like Franklin Armstrong. Overall, I expect the song to hit #1 on the iTunes charts overnight.
Despite Bread Bowl's hatred for fame, he is actually very good friends with the West family, and was asked if he wanted to give a guest verse on North West's 4th studio album. He was excited, as he is a very good singer, and is actually known in the Orange County Otters Locker Room as singing to any song that plays in the locker room or in the shower. He did his verse on a song called "stargazing", which was the 7th song on her album. The song didn't really become a hit, but it got a good amount of streams on release day and was hyped up by many online and newspaper companies. They did not make a music video for the song, as they felt it was not necessary due to the song not being a huge hit, but Bread Bowl is in fact invited back for Saint's next album which is being recorded as we speak. That is, however, all Bread Bowl is allowed to say, as he signed an NDA.
Called "...actually one of the worst people in sim leagues." by an "anonymous" reviewer.
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It has recently been announced that American sim football star, Sem'ga Nah'sim, is going to be featured on an upcoming hip hop track that’s being released by an artist named "Morlay Bahd". It's being reported that Sem'ga discovered the artist, and immediately upon reading their name, Nah'sim asked his agent to get in touch with them. When questioned on whether this was some major locker room rift between Nah'sim and his fellow Butchers receiver Austin Morley, he answered with, "I have no idea what you're talking about. I just wanted to get on a track with an intriguing young talent in the rap game. I didn't even notice that their name was similar to 'Morley Bad', what a coincidence." When asked if the song would be about the team's starting wide receiver, Austin Morley, Sem'ga simply said that only time will tell. Reporters are eagerly awaiting the response of the Chicago Butchers' declining star wide receiver, Austin Morley. @soevil
Marty Crane is known for many things, but singing has unfortunately never been one of them. That didn't stop kid rock from reaching out to Marty to ask to feature him on his newest hit: Old School Hawk. At first Crane was reluctant to partner with the formerly well respected artist on account of his recent negative attention (turns out shooting cans of bud lite with an AR-15 is not widely accepted as being "cool"). Kid did make it clear that he regretted his bigoted video and wanted to show the world he is more accepting of change. What better way to display his new respect for people taking control of their own lives than bringing in Marty who recently made a huge change in his own life by leaving RB to become a ball hawking safety for Dallas/Chicago. The good news is that Marty didn't actually have to sing in the song. He only recited "new to you, but I've always been an old school hawk" for thirty to forty times while Kid Rock stares into the distance drinking a bud lite nodding. Surpising to no one the song was a massive flop. To date, the only person to buy the song on iTunes was Dewey Greenbeans who may or may not have been mocking Marty's failure.
Bukowski was invited to perform a featured verse on Nicki Minaj's new track "Kicking Balls." Although Bukowski is not known in the music industry to be much of a rapper, Nicki was invited to an Otters game by Bukowski himself, a big fan. She was given a pass to go to the locker room after their win, during which Bukowski performed some original raps as a part of the celebration. His flow and lyricism was highly impressive, enough to inspire Nicki to write a new football themed track (that could hopefully get used for some ISFL tv promos). Bukowski would get the second verse, in which he made various football and kicking themed rhymes, claiming he was the best in the league. Ultimately, the ISFL decided the song was far too explicit to be played in commercials or in the Otters stadium, but fans have since learned the lyrics and perform them for Bukowski when he trots onto the field to kick. He hasn't missed since they've started the tradition.
To celebrate the Secondline finally exiting the rebuild process, and my rookie season with the team in New Orleans, I decided to make a video with Trombone Shorty. Of course, given most of his music is his band it didn't really make sense to make it a traditional video. Instead, we decided to collaborate and have them make a hype video for the team while I ensured all of the videos sent in would be my highlights alongside the band. To say Baz was upset with me was putting it lightly. He was talking about making me write 100 words for game ball write ups as punishment. Toof saw thru his obvious attempt as passing responsibility and instead decided to have me write an article about this screw up. The city absolutely loved the video and the narrative of myself as the mischievous gremlin to the team, so it ended up being a net positive overall despite the administrative punishments.
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