01-20-2024, 06:21 PM
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Tier 3
26. if Treyverion Bernardrick wasn't a professional in the ISFL/DSFL, what would they be doing instead?
A mixture of mid-level intelligence but a built and godlike physique would have led Treyverion into being an insurance salesman. As a guy who went to school to play football and who neglected academics and school like the plague, he would put his barely passing grades and communication degree to very good use convincing people to buy insurance through various means, such as by soliciting outside of supermarkets and by knocking on doors to earn commissions and survive in this cruel world. His work as a Statefarm agent, a job secured through the connections he made through his athletic ventures in college, would be able to foster his career growth. He would spend his time playing golf with millionaires at the country club to convince them to buy insurance and work towards becoming a professional pickleball player on the weekends, as his flexibility and his athleticism are key traits in success for the sport.
24. You’re in charge of entertainment for the Ultimus or Ultimini half-time show. What would you do?
The half-time show would consist of various memes, compilations, rick-rolling, and Chinese, Russian, and North Korean propaganda. We all know that entertainers are an important piece of the show, but with the budget that the ISFL has, there are ways that costs can be cut down on while creating a high entertainment value for those in attendance. Fans would be chosen from the crowd to be set on fire and to jump on tables in an attempt to break them in half. As long as the waiver is signed, we can get people to do very dangerous things if we offer them enough money. Since all of these entertainment shows are already a toxic space for cell phones to be taken out for people to record in grainy 144p footage, it would make sense to have the sound of fingernails scratching on a chalkboard playing in between acts as to keep the fans awake but also at the same time, make sure that they won't be recording the shows just to never view them again.
27. Imagine your current position was not available to be picked when you created your player. What other position would you have picked, and why?
Another position that I would have chosen for my player would be runningback. This would still allow him to utilize his quick speed and strong hands to be a both a three down back and a reception back. His endurance would need a lot of work for him to become a full work horse, but these days, doing a runningback by committee approach works well. Runningbacks are able to get a high volume of carries and are able to carry their teams to victory, while also being able to shift blame onto their offensive line and their quarterback. The runningback does not need to have a high amount of intelligence as the thought process becomes to see the gap, maneuver towards the gap, and break through the gap faster than the gap can close. No other position would be able to show an increase in offensive load than the runningback and a transition to this position would allow me to build my player in a similar way, and help my player create a dynasty for themself.
21. Written Option: If your player had a show starring them, what would the plot be?
The show would be a reality and comedic show with the plot being having to think to create new ways to survive the next zombie apocalypse and then executing the plan in a simulated survival situation. They would be placed in the center of a major city as the nearest huge TV screen would suddenly show the news and the announcement of a zombie infection outbreak. Money no longer has any value and the only way to survive is to kill or be killed before the infection rules the world. There is no one that can be trusted and the only person that can be relied on is one's self. There are no longer any governing laws or rulers and this is a simulation of man's return to natural instincts, which means that everyone will slowly lose their sense of society and return to primal instinct to be able to escape and survive the impending zombie apocalypse. Said disease is spread through the air and through the water system, meaning that it can be easily spread.
26. if Treyverion Bernardrick wasn't a professional in the ISFL/DSFL, what would they be doing instead?
A mixture of mid-level intelligence but a built and godlike physique would have led Treyverion into being an insurance salesman. As a guy who went to school to play football and who neglected academics and school like the plague, he would put his barely passing grades and communication degree to very good use convincing people to buy insurance through various means, such as by soliciting outside of supermarkets and by knocking on doors to earn commissions and survive in this cruel world. His work as a Statefarm agent, a job secured through the connections he made through his athletic ventures in college, would be able to foster his career growth. He would spend his time playing golf with millionaires at the country club to convince them to buy insurance and work towards becoming a professional pickleball player on the weekends, as his flexibility and his athleticism are key traits in success for the sport.
24. You’re in charge of entertainment for the Ultimus or Ultimini half-time show. What would you do?
The half-time show would consist of various memes, compilations, rick-rolling, and Chinese, Russian, and North Korean propaganda. We all know that entertainers are an important piece of the show, but with the budget that the ISFL has, there are ways that costs can be cut down on while creating a high entertainment value for those in attendance. Fans would be chosen from the crowd to be set on fire and to jump on tables in an attempt to break them in half. As long as the waiver is signed, we can get people to do very dangerous things if we offer them enough money. Since all of these entertainment shows are already a toxic space for cell phones to be taken out for people to record in grainy 144p footage, it would make sense to have the sound of fingernails scratching on a chalkboard playing in between acts as to keep the fans awake but also at the same time, make sure that they won't be recording the shows just to never view them again.
27. Imagine your current position was not available to be picked when you created your player. What other position would you have picked, and why?
Another position that I would have chosen for my player would be runningback. This would still allow him to utilize his quick speed and strong hands to be a both a three down back and a reception back. His endurance would need a lot of work for him to become a full work horse, but these days, doing a runningback by committee approach works well. Runningbacks are able to get a high volume of carries and are able to carry their teams to victory, while also being able to shift blame onto their offensive line and their quarterback. The runningback does not need to have a high amount of intelligence as the thought process becomes to see the gap, maneuver towards the gap, and break through the gap faster than the gap can close. No other position would be able to show an increase in offensive load than the runningback and a transition to this position would allow me to build my player in a similar way, and help my player create a dynasty for themself.
21. Written Option: If your player had a show starring them, what would the plot be?
The show would be a reality and comedic show with the plot being having to think to create new ways to survive the next zombie apocalypse and then executing the plan in a simulated survival situation. They would be placed in the center of a major city as the nearest huge TV screen would suddenly show the news and the announcement of a zombie infection outbreak. Money no longer has any value and the only way to survive is to kill or be killed before the infection rules the world. There is no one that can be trusted and the only person that can be relied on is one's self. There are no longer any governing laws or rulers and this is a simulation of man's return to natural instincts, which means that everyone will slowly lose their sense of society and return to primal instinct to be able to escape and survive the impending zombie apocalypse. Said disease is spread through the air and through the water system, meaning that it can be easily spread.