19. New season, new stadium for the London Royals much to the excitement of players and fans alike. This new state of the art stadium is unlike anything that has been seen before featuring a revolutionary castle design complete with an alligator infested moat and draw bridge for fans to cross while entering. Once inside the stadium the middle ages theme continues with jesters for entertainment; turkey drum sticks for snack; pitchers of ale for refreshment; and as a souvenir how about popping into the blacksmith shop for a new sword. Half time has never been better at the new stadium featuring shows such as jousting; one versus one sword battles to the death; and even live executions - although this sounds grim we are sure that you and the whole family will love it! Prior to kick off our new mascot Lion King announces his nightly royal decree threatening to banish any Royal player who disappoints him. (156 words)
21. Martavius Spencer likes to think he is always the star of the show and is already the star of his own show called the DSFL (soon to be ISFL) but if Martavius wasn't a superstar football player his show would be called, "Surviving with Spencer". The show would follow Martavius as he is dropped into various environments with nothing but his trusty pocket knife and forced to survive on his own for weeks on end (think Survivorman; Bear Grylls etc). Martavius is a man among men who is confident in his body so not only would he be dropped in with nothing but his knife he would also be left completely naked - and uncensored for you viewing pleasure. Night after night producers would release a new deadly creature or element to the show that would force Martavius to fight for his life keeping viewers on the edge of their seats. Be sure to tune in! (155 words)
27. What position would Martavius play? This feels like a natural question to ask Martavius Spencer who is a natural born all around athlete. Case and point - he joined the league as a defensive end but quickly switched to safety at the request of his team, the London Royals, showing just how incredibly versatile he is. Spencer also played wide receiver and kick returner in college as a superstar two way athlete. Although he is willing and capable of playing literally any position on the field if he had his choice - and he'd never admit to this - Martavius would play offensive lineman...aka the foundation of the team. Martavius has always considered himself a teddy bear; a lover; a protector; all attributes of a great offensive lineman. Further more Martavius adores slamming bodies with the big boys and would be honoured to be smashing heads with the big boys every play. Word to future GMs though, Martavius is open to ANY position. (160 words)
29. This is a loaded question for me because I have a couple of favourites but let me break it down as much as I can. When I was initially drafted to the DSFL in S16ish I was drafted by the Portland Pythons who at the time were black and yellow and all kinds of sexy - the new branding sucks so change back . I think that the Arizona Outlaws (who I've also played for) have some sexy ass branding complete with a killer colour scheme and logo but I'll give them a 3rd place finish. My second place selection goes to another team I played for and spent a lot of time with, the Yellowknife Wraith. I freaking love their branding - the unreal colour combo and near perfect logo are hard to beat but somehow a team has. My winner goes to a team that was not here the last time I had a player in 2022 - the Osaka Kaiju. Hell of a job on that one. (166 words)
21. Martavius Spencer likes to think he is always the star of the show and is already the star of his own show called the DSFL (soon to be ISFL) but if Martavius wasn't a superstar football player his show would be called, "Surviving with Spencer". The show would follow Martavius as he is dropped into various environments with nothing but his trusty pocket knife and forced to survive on his own for weeks on end (think Survivorman; Bear Grylls etc). Martavius is a man among men who is confident in his body so not only would he be dropped in with nothing but his knife he would also be left completely naked - and uncensored for you viewing pleasure. Night after night producers would release a new deadly creature or element to the show that would force Martavius to fight for his life keeping viewers on the edge of their seats. Be sure to tune in! (155 words)
27. What position would Martavius play? This feels like a natural question to ask Martavius Spencer who is a natural born all around athlete. Case and point - he joined the league as a defensive end but quickly switched to safety at the request of his team, the London Royals, showing just how incredibly versatile he is. Spencer also played wide receiver and kick returner in college as a superstar two way athlete. Although he is willing and capable of playing literally any position on the field if he had his choice - and he'd never admit to this - Martavius would play offensive lineman...aka the foundation of the team. Martavius has always considered himself a teddy bear; a lover; a protector; all attributes of a great offensive lineman. Further more Martavius adores slamming bodies with the big boys and would be honoured to be smashing heads with the big boys every play. Word to future GMs though, Martavius is open to ANY position. (160 words)
29. This is a loaded question for me because I have a couple of favourites but let me break it down as much as I can. When I was initially drafted to the DSFL in S16ish I was drafted by the Portland Pythons who at the time were black and yellow and all kinds of sexy - the new branding sucks so change back . I think that the Arizona Outlaws (who I've also played for) have some sexy ass branding complete with a killer colour scheme and logo but I'll give them a 3rd place finish. My second place selection goes to another team I played for and spent a lot of time with, the Yellowknife Wraith. I freaking love their branding - the unreal colour combo and near perfect logo are hard to beat but somehow a team has. My winner goes to a team that was not here the last time I had a player in 2022 - the Osaka Kaiju. Hell of a job on that one. (166 words)