The mascot of the Dallas Birddogs is none other than Birdo, from Yoshi or whatever it is. Hopefully I have that right. Birdo's persona is some kind of pink dwarf dinosaur that either eats or spits eggs. I can't remember which. After every Birddogs touchdown it... let's say spits an egg into the crowd. I'm pretty sure the eggs are Birdo colored, too, which implies that she is spitting her own eggs at her enemies (in this case the crowd). Pretty horrifying stuff to be honest with you. Sometimes Yoshi shows up and spits his own Yoshi colored eggs at the crowd. Basically everyone in the end zone is getting pelted by giant eggs. Attendance has plummeted since Dallas started this whole stunt. It is mostly Birdo, though. Otherwise it wouldn't make any sense because the only reason I chose her is because it sounds kind of like Bird-Dog. Not that it necessarily makes sense now, but that's neither here nor there because I just hit my word count.
Written option: Every team has a Mascot to represent the namesake of the team often appearing on the sidelines to help amp up the crowd. Describe your team's Mascot and what about there persona, name, or game rituals makes them unique! Do they do a pushup for every point scored like Oregon's Puddles the Duck? Or maybe they put on a Dog and Pony like USC's Traveler? Or maybe they're just unique for having a clever name like The Jacksonville Jaguars Jaxson de Ville. If your team doesn't have an official Mascot then come up with your own idea!
The buccaneers question? You want to know about the mask on of the Bondi Bay buccaneers? Have you ever seen Pirates of the Caribbean? Do you know Jack Sparrow? Imagine him but without the charisma and the drunkenness and also he's wearing a green suit. I mean it's a green pirate suit but he's not allowed to carry a sword or have a hook because this is a kids game for kids. So he instead carries around a yard marker you know for like the first down sign and that's what he has. Before every game he sales around the stadium on a boat, well really it's more of a golf cart decorated like a pirate ship and he gets the entire crowd to do the wave. Get it like he's riding the wave on his ship. It's actually pretty cool. He always makes sure to take photos with all the kids afterwards because kids like Pirates. There's a video for some games where he will battle the other mascot from his boat where they fire footballs at the other ship and sink it. He's very funny even though he doesn't talk. He has a incredibly expressive suit, like it even has facial animations in everything. I'm a big fan of the mascot and I would love to take him with me when I join the isfl
The Portland Pythons (DSFL) mascot is pretty obvious. It's Perry the python. Is he a direct rip-off of a platypus. Perry the Platypus?!? Maybe. Is it my job to care? No, it absolutely is not. I'm not in marketing.
Perry is either a little python (live, actual python) or big python (person in mascot suit) depending on the situation. When he's big / a person, he has a nice stylish trench coat and when he's little all he wears is the Sherlock Holmes hat. Instead of strangling people, which I think is what pythons do? Or are they biters?, he throws a football directly at their head. That's the celebration. Every time a point is scored, football to somebody's head. We lead the league in concussions thanks to Perry. The python theme plays and he does a dance next to the end zone, and then absolutely launches the ball at somebody. Then, believe it or not, he does the worm. Why would a python do the worm? Not my problem. I'm not in marketing. It makes him happy so he can keep doing it.
Last, before every game he eats and chases a bunch of kids dressed as mice. And whichever one doesn't get caught gets to sit in a VIP box seat with the team owner. The kids love the thrill of the adrenaline pumping through their veins, and the parents love the free entertainment for their kids.
Where banana? I will grace you all with my first ever ISFL PT. The silverback is one of, if not the, most ferocious mascot in the ISFL. The sheer size and intimidating roars are enough to send other teams into a nervous breakdown. However, territorial as our silverbacks are, once accepted you will be introduced to the beauty of the most extravagant location in Silverback lore: Scud's banana hoard. The height of the piles of green and yellow bananas almost rival that of the trees they grew on, but these are not your ordinary bananas. These bananas are kept away from the public and the rest of the ISFL society, and in secret are awarded to the most honorary of silverbacks that grace the gridiron. Blaine Falco, one of the best QBs in recent Silverback lore, has earned many a nanner, most of them before Scudl's successful coup of it's running over Wiz and Repgnar's reign.