Jimmy Cox learned to play football only 2 months ago and already he is one of the premier defensive ends in the league. While the haters will bring up "advanced stats" like "tackles" and "sacks" to argue against Jimmy Cox, Jimbo never let the haters get him down. As the wise Lil Pump once said:
And that's exactly what Jimmy Cox plans to do this sunday at superslam when he faces the elusive Dermot Lavelle for the NSFL championship. I decided to interview Jimmy Cox about this great achievement
me: "Hey Jimmy Cox, what's up, it's me"
JC: "Wow what a coincidence, according to the standards set by the famous philosopher George Herbert Mead, who said that the me is the socialized aspect of one's person, not unlike the superego concept of Freud, I am also me."
me: "Wow Jimmy ur real smart where did you learn that"
JC: "Well you see Bob, I learned that in masseuse school where I studied with the famous philosopher George Herbert Mead, who said that the me is the socialized aspect of one's person, not unlike the superego concept of Freud."
me: "How did you study with Mead, he's been dead for 86 years"
JC: "I'm 120 years old Dave"
me: "Oh that's understandable. How do you manage to survive the rough nature of the SHL with the frail body of a 120 year old?"
JC: "Well you see Ron, my lifespan is 700 years so actually i've got the energy and body of a 12 year old but the smarts of a 120 year old man and that's why I succeed on the basketball rink."
me: "But you're 6'3" 310 pounds how are you 12"
JC: "I'm actually training to be a sumo wrestler don't hate please"
me: "O ok that makes sense. Well that will conclude our interview, don't forget to tune in next time where I interview Vinny Cox. Actually nevermind I'll do that right now. Hello Vinny how are you today"
VC: "think you got the wrong person my dood, im gooney"
me: "well my data here says your name is Vinny Cox"
VC: " :o :o :o :o :o oh ya that is me"
me: "So how are you feeling after the news of your brother joining the legion hit the newspapers today"
VC: "best day of my life"
me: "That's great to hear. Can you expand on that for the viewers at home?"
VC: "listen here. r u trying to bait me into an article?"
me: "Oh, your publicists made it seem like you were prepared for this interview"
VC: "I was not. This is bullshit dood. Im out here watching stranger things, u comin at me with all these questions, im not prepared. You know what? This interview is cancelled. Get out of my house, now."
me: "But i'm not in your house."
VC: "Get out now. I won't ask you again"
me: "Sir this is a phone interview"
VC: "Waters stick to the script ok. Don't go off the script ok. ffs."
me: "Sir my name is Robert-David-Ronald Johnson III and I am interviewing on behalf of channel 5 news. There is no Waters."
VC: "wtf. This interview is over. Good night."
me: "But I didn't even get any answers to my questions"
VC: "what the question again"
me: "Could you expand on your previous answer to the question, how does it feel to have your brother playing on the same team as you?"
VC: "I can't expand dood. I'm not a puffer fish, dummy."
me: "Sir this interview is being broadcasted nationally, I'd like you to keep it professional"
VC: "are we live?"
me: "Yes Sir"
VC: "how dare you do this to me"
me: "Do what sir. Well it seems like Vinny Cox has hung up on us. Join me next time when I interview Connor Tanner on his General Manager work this season."
And that's exactly what Jimmy Cox plans to do this sunday at superslam when he faces the elusive Dermot Lavelle for the NSFL championship. I decided to interview Jimmy Cox about this great achievement
me: "Hey Jimmy Cox, what's up, it's me"
JC: "Wow what a coincidence, according to the standards set by the famous philosopher George Herbert Mead, who said that the me is the socialized aspect of one's person, not unlike the superego concept of Freud, I am also me."
me: "Wow Jimmy ur real smart where did you learn that"
JC: "Well you see Bob, I learned that in masseuse school where I studied with the famous philosopher George Herbert Mead, who said that the me is the socialized aspect of one's person, not unlike the superego concept of Freud."
me: "How did you study with Mead, he's been dead for 86 years"
JC: "I'm 120 years old Dave"
me: "Oh that's understandable. How do you manage to survive the rough nature of the SHL with the frail body of a 120 year old?"
JC: "Well you see Ron, my lifespan is 700 years so actually i've got the energy and body of a 12 year old but the smarts of a 120 year old man and that's why I succeed on the basketball rink."
me: "But you're 6'3" 310 pounds how are you 12"
JC: "I'm actually training to be a sumo wrestler don't hate please"
me: "O ok that makes sense. Well that will conclude our interview, don't forget to tune in next time where I interview Vinny Cox. Actually nevermind I'll do that right now. Hello Vinny how are you today"
VC: "think you got the wrong person my dood, im gooney"
me: "well my data here says your name is Vinny Cox"
VC: " :o :o :o :o :o oh ya that is me"
me: "So how are you feeling after the news of your brother joining the legion hit the newspapers today"
VC: "best day of my life"
me: "That's great to hear. Can you expand on that for the viewers at home?"
VC: "listen here. r u trying to bait me into an article?"
me: "Oh, your publicists made it seem like you were prepared for this interview"
VC: "I was not. This is bullshit dood. Im out here watching stranger things, u comin at me with all these questions, im not prepared. You know what? This interview is cancelled. Get out of my house, now."
me: "But i'm not in your house."
VC: "Get out now. I won't ask you again"
me: "Sir this is a phone interview"
VC: "Waters stick to the script ok. Don't go off the script ok. ffs."
me: "Sir my name is Robert-David-Ronald Johnson III and I am interviewing on behalf of channel 5 news. There is no Waters."
VC: "wtf. This interview is over. Good night."
me: "But I didn't even get any answers to my questions"
VC: "what the question again"
me: "Could you expand on your previous answer to the question, how does it feel to have your brother playing on the same team as you?"
VC: "I can't expand dood. I'm not a puffer fish, dummy."
me: "Sir this interview is being broadcasted nationally, I'd like you to keep it professional"
VC: "are we live?"
me: "Yes Sir"
VC: "how dare you do this to me"
me: "Do what sir. Well it seems like Vinny Cox has hung up on us. Join me next time when I interview Connor Tanner on his General Manager work this season."