*Old Habits Die Hard

[ItsJustBarry]

[ 99 words redacted] Recently, it was discovered that our favorite person to hate, Logan Noble, may have created a multi account to circumvent his S3 punishment regarding unearned and stolen TPE. Let’s take a journey to see how they may have come to this assumption. I was given an assist by Noble himself that got me looking. Without this PM, it may have taken a little longer to connect the dots.
It all started with a PM to the bank concerning a negative bank balance.

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Is my bank account attached to my player or my username? If I was to recreate I would be back at $0 correct?[/quote]

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All bank information is forum username driven so unless you change that, you are ok when you recreate. [/quote]

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[QUOTE=ItsJustBarry Oct 27 2017, 12:31 PM]
Yes.[/quote]

First thing I notice from this PM interaction is that response time. Good job me! My goal as banker is to handle any and all bank inquiries in a timely manner. As we can all recall, Logan Noble was fined for his terrible, unforgivable behavior. He served his suspension and was eligible to return. Now he’s trying to recreate to not have to pay back his financial penalty? Unfortunately for him, and super beneficial for all other recreates, a player’s bank account is tied to their forum username so when a user decides to recreate honestly, they keep the money they previously earned. Ask @PoloPro or @sapp2013. It works! How would someone go about eliminating their debt with the league? A new user name would do the trick. Would Logan Noble choose to take this route? Old habits die hard.

Let me introduce Dustin Atkins, @dusttyatters, a new S5 wide receiver. Dustyatters was created just a few hours after Noble learned he would have to pay his debts in full. New player? Yay! Welcome to the league! Dusty wasted no time getting acclimated with the site. Within 3 hours, he had his Update Page created and boy is it immaculate, a 5000 word article written to outline the entire DSFL draft in extremely specific detail, he managed to Purchase all his S4 Equipment despite having a $0 bank balance, posted for TPE, and even claimed TPE that wasn’t eligible yet. Damn. This new guy is putting in work or maybe he’s not a new guy after all?

Dusty Atters isn’t done impressing you yet. He immediately grabs a league job as an Updater. This is great! We need more updater and its always good to see a new user getting immersed in the league. He dove straight in to his new job, updating nearly half the league. This guy is like a gift sent from heaven. He even had time to Update Himself including ineligible TPE. Sound familiar? Although we can applaud his initiative, checks and balances are in place to prevent this kind of behavior. He even had time to run his new bank account deep into the red. This guy is getting shit done. Wonderlic scores will be off the chart.

This got a few people’s attention. The learning curve on this site is rough. You can ask anyone who has ever helped any new player, they just require some guidance and hand holding. Not Dustyatters. He jumps in with both feet and is navigating the site with ease. Maybe, just maybe, could this be a Logan Noble multi? There’s only one way to find out. Let’s check some IP addresses.

Holy Hell. Do my eyes deceive me? Nope! DustyAtters and Noble are signing in from the same IP. Its ok. We have a Thread for that. I’m sure while blazing trails through the forum, this guy would come across this post and comment if there was a thought that you knew somebody from the site and you may at some point cross paths, right? Well, No. Damn, that leaves one big assumption; dustyatters = Noble.

Our fearless Head Office members reach out to confront and have a discussion with dustyatters. It was determined that Dusty is just Noble’s neighbor and classmate. What a fucking coincidence! He is one of Noble’s Instagram followers, so he is well aware of the clout and prestige Noble has not only in Saskatoon, but in SIM leagues as well. He goes on to assures the Head Office he’s not Noble. "Case Colsed!" - HO probably Only after being confronted did dustyatters update the Same IP Thread.

In conclusion, based on him updating himself with ineligible TPE, his immediate knowledge of the website and updating, the convenient timing of Dustyatters arrival to our site, and him being found to use the same IP as Noble before posting it, there is no doubt that Dusty and Noble are in fact the same person.

Now, you can give the benefit of the doubt here if you are a forgiving man. Not me. I’m petty as fuck and I am blessed with a lot of free time in my day. I say drop that ban hammer on Noble, dustyatters, and anyone else who happens to accidentally or intentionally use the same IP to access this site. Do we lose an active member? Yes, but how many more members do we lose if we continue to allow this type of activity occur in our beloved community? I encourage everyone to leave their thoughts or concerns below.

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Thanks to @iamslm22 for his free advice. Give @timeconsumer $100k for being such a handsome man.

[iamslm22]

While this is disappointing this is not surprising. Noble is a known cheater, and while the evidence is circumstantial it's at the least clear and convincing evidence that Atters is Nobles Multi. Curious to see a response.

[PoloPro]

HOLY SHIT

[Beaver]

This was a great read. Excited to watch the fallout.

[timeconsumer]

Give @timeconsumer $100k for being such a handsome man.

[Waters]

I'm actually inclined to give him the benefit of the doubt because there is no possible feasible explanation for how one can be this fucking stupid

[Zoone16]

[Sweetwater]

Please trust that we have been discussing the issue. We will be informing the league of or decision when the time is appropriate, and it was left off the tracker due to the quick and sensitive nature of the issue.

[pulsedk]

I'm actually inclined to give him the benefit of the doubt because there is no possible feasible explanation for how one can be this fucking stupid

I mean he already cheated multiple times at online simulation leagues. Has he not proven how stupid he is yet?

[ADwyer87]

He is one of Noble’s Instagram followers

a search on the instagram page of Carson Levi Shmyr (What i belive is Nobles insta page) reveals 0 results for anyone named Dusty #BANHAMMERTIME