I'm probably going to echo the sentiments of the public here:
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
Since this league started three seasons ago, let's recap all the shit we have endured:
- Like fifteen GM resignations. That is INSANE. I know I'm included, but we really couldn't find more committed people here?
- Shitty GMs before, during and after those resignations occurred. Expansion buried a team because he didn't know how to handle it. And the other one ain't shit either.
- The ever prevailing double-sided coin. We have had people who have been massive assholes for NO reason. Calling people cunts, attacking people's disabilities, etc is not good policy and sets a HORIFFIC example for new people. And of course, with that, comes the people who can't take a fucking joke. I have never seen a greater combination of those who are obnoxious trolls and people softer than pillows.
- Noble. We have had Noble, in all his forms. Oh by the way the Noble thing is apparently still unresolved. He posted something on his snapchat today with Kyle. There, they're two different people, now let him back for fucks sake.
- An awful graphics system. I'm over here busting my ass trying to improve and make creative and aesthetically pleasing signatures for other members as well as myself, only to see people also get paid for slapping MS paint text on a black and white image. Insanity.
- A self-righteous Head Office, who, ironically, can't get stuff done correctly. See most of my previous points or any announcement in recent history if you're curious as to what I mean. In other words, dont, because unless you live in a cave, you KNOW what I mean.
- Updaters who cant do their jobs. You know how much controversy would've been avoided if everyone was updated correctly and checked before being entered? Yeah, all of it.
- Teams that still think the sim is rigged. Grow the fuck up, Philly.
- Discouraging activity in the most atrocious way possible. Shame on you, Colorado, for what you did to @ralz9. Shame on you. Mad props to my bro though for sticking around ready to prove people wrong!
- A feeder league that nobody cares about. I'm looking at you, DSFL.
- And now...this bullshit. We have 9 members who are potentially the same person on a VPN. Wouldn't that be crazy? No, RD, it wouldn't. It would just be another day at the fucking office.
On the real, I love this league. The fact that it couldn't possibly have fit any more dysfunction into a three season span is evident, though. Unless the league cleans up its act, signs point to a death close to Season 6. Would I be sad? Of course. But then I would open the SHL, sit back in my chair, sigh and mutter "I told you so."
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
Since this league started three seasons ago, let's recap all the shit we have endured:
- Like fifteen GM resignations. That is INSANE. I know I'm included, but we really couldn't find more committed people here?
- Shitty GMs before, during and after those resignations occurred. Expansion buried a team because he didn't know how to handle it. And the other one ain't shit either.
- The ever prevailing double-sided coin. We have had people who have been massive assholes for NO reason. Calling people cunts, attacking people's disabilities, etc is not good policy and sets a HORIFFIC example for new people. And of course, with that, comes the people who can't take a fucking joke. I have never seen a greater combination of those who are obnoxious trolls and people softer than pillows.
- Noble. We have had Noble, in all his forms. Oh by the way the Noble thing is apparently still unresolved. He posted something on his snapchat today with Kyle. There, they're two different people, now let him back for fucks sake.
- An awful graphics system. I'm over here busting my ass trying to improve and make creative and aesthetically pleasing signatures for other members as well as myself, only to see people also get paid for slapping MS paint text on a black and white image. Insanity.
- A self-righteous Head Office, who, ironically, can't get stuff done correctly. See most of my previous points or any announcement in recent history if you're curious as to what I mean. In other words, dont, because unless you live in a cave, you KNOW what I mean.
- Updaters who cant do their jobs. You know how much controversy would've been avoided if everyone was updated correctly and checked before being entered? Yeah, all of it.
- Teams that still think the sim is rigged. Grow the fuck up, Philly.
- Discouraging activity in the most atrocious way possible. Shame on you, Colorado, for what you did to @ralz9. Shame on you. Mad props to my bro though for sticking around ready to prove people wrong!
- A feeder league that nobody cares about. I'm looking at you, DSFL.
- And now...this bullshit. We have 9 members who are potentially the same person on a VPN. Wouldn't that be crazy? No, RD, it wouldn't. It would just be another day at the fucking office.
On the real, I love this league. The fact that it couldn't possibly have fit any more dysfunction into a three season span is evident, though. Unless the league cleans up its act, signs point to a death close to Season 6. Would I be sad? Of course. But then I would open the SHL, sit back in my chair, sigh and mutter "I told you so."
[OPTION]Height: 6'1"
[OPTION]Weight: 197
[OPTION]Birthplace: Tallahassee, FL
[OPTION]Number: 18
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[OPTION]Regular Season Stats
[OPTION]S1 (SJS): 72 REC - 1062 YDS - 4 TD
[OPTION]S2 (SJS/YKW): 74 REC - 1078 YDS - 6 TD
[OPTION]S3 (YKW):
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[OPTION]Playoff Stats
[OPTION]S2 (YKW):
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[OPTION]Career Highlights:
[OPTION]Drafted 9th Overall by the San Jose SaberCats in the S1 Draft
[OPTION]Named to S1 ASFC Pro Bowl Roster
[OPTION]Traded to Yellowknife Wraiths for WR Darren Smallwood and S3 1st Round Pick
[OPTION]Height: 6'3"
[OPTION]Weight: 184
[OPTION]Birthplace: Syracuse, NY
[OPTION]Number: 16
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[OPTION]Height: 6'3"
[OPTION]Weight: 184
[OPTION]Birthplace: Greensboro, NC
[OPTION]Number: 10
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