"I'm the best damn player in the draft," Dorfus shouted, to noone in particular. Dorfus claims that his high speed and agility will make him near unstoppable in both the DSFL and NSFL.
Dorfus obviously has a lot of talent heading into the draft, but there are questions about his priorities. A couple of sources have said that he cares more about playing the banjo than actually playing football.
"That is ridiculous! I've never seen a banjo in my life!" Said Jimbo as he walked away, holding his banjo tightly.
We took a poll regarding if Dorfus should be picked first, and the responses were an overwhelming yes.
"He's the best player I've ever seen!" Yelled caller Jorfus Dimbo.
"He is the fastest man in the world!" Exclaimed Borfus Bimbo.
"At least he isn't a frog," Said Turfos Timbo.
"He might not even be real!" Proclaimed Porfus Pimbo.
Jimbo has gone on record to say that he has not been reached out by any DSFL teams yet, but he hopes that some will reach out, so he can see who will "draft the GOAT".
Dorfus obviously has a lot of talent heading into the draft, but there are questions about his priorities. A couple of sources have said that he cares more about playing the banjo than actually playing football.
"That is ridiculous! I've never seen a banjo in my life!" Said Jimbo as he walked away, holding his banjo tightly.
We took a poll regarding if Dorfus should be picked first, and the responses were an overwhelming yes.
"He's the best player I've ever seen!" Yelled caller Jorfus Dimbo.
"He is the fastest man in the world!" Exclaimed Borfus Bimbo.
"At least he isn't a frog," Said Turfos Timbo.
"He might not even be real!" Proclaimed Porfus Pimbo.
Jimbo has gone on record to say that he has not been reached out by any DSFL teams yet, but he hopes that some will reach out, so he can see who will "draft the GOAT".