03-18-2019, 06:11 PM
(This post was last modified: 03-22-2019, 08:48 PM by JKortesi81.)
Pre-Draft with Me – Rod Tidwell
Places Rod Tidwell would like to go: Based on Kwan Efficiency gained
Tijuana Luchadores –
They wear cool masks, I feel like this should be a higher selling point for people. Tijuana is sooo hot right now. It’s all over the news, that means Rod Tidwell would be all over the news. How could you not like that situation. Tijuana seems to have a good QB who could throw the ball to Rod Tidwell, plus they are lacking a lot of Wide Receivers, again good for me, Rod Tidwell.
Maximum Kwan Ranking: 9/10
Portland Pythons –
Portland seems like an interesting city. I dig being able to play in the snow in Portland Maine. I heard Lobster is great in Maine, so that’s a big plus. Portland would be happy to have Rod Tidwell. They got this Caleb fella at QB who seems like he could get the ball in Tidwell’s hands. That’s a plus and they have a severe lack of depth at the wide-out spot. So this could be a good spot for Rod Tidwell.
Maximum Kwan Ranking: 7/10… Hold the phone I just found out this is Portland, Oregon… Not Maine, readjusting to a 4/10 Portland, OR is a weird city, low kwan.
Kansas City Coyotes –
Why are they purple? That’s not a realistic color for a coyote. Negative Kwan for unrealistic color scheme. They are in Kansas City, which has good barbecue. Rod Tidwell loves barbecue so that’s positive for Kwan. Wow does this team have a lot of players on it. They must not be very good to still have all these players. Who is not getting called up and for what reasons. No room here for Rod Tidwell.
Maximum Kwan Ranking: 3/10
San Antonio Marshals –
What a QB the Marshals have. Lots of potential for all the Rod Tidwell catches. Also, extra points for the good color scheme. San Antonio I hear is a lot like Arizona, so that’s a positive. A decent amount of wide outs however will hurt Rod Tidwell’s chances to play.
Maximum Kwan Ranking: 7/10
Palm Beach Solar Bears –
Now this is a logo. Look at that sweet bear, he’s so chill he has to wear sunglasses, oh and he is a polar bear on top of that. Love the pun solar bear… polar bear, gotta love the creativity in Palm Beach. Rod Tidwell would hang out with that bear. Do they have a sweet bear mascot? Cause if so you might find him chillin’ in Rod Tidwells hot tub. Wait, what’s up with this teams roster? They don’t have any players? Hmm that lowers the Kwan rating for sure.
Maximum Kwan Ranking: 5/10 all because of the bear!
Norfolk Seawolves –
What is there to say about this team. First off, they have no players and their logo is wolf/submarine combo? What kind of weird rule 34 fetish stuff are these guys into? Rod Tidwell doesn’t want to go here, don’t draft Rod Tidwell. I may retire right away if they draft Rod Tidwell.
Maximum Kwan Ranking: -10/10.. yes that’s a negative 10.
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Places Rod Tidwell would like to go: Based on Kwan Efficiency gained
Tijuana Luchadores –
They wear cool masks, I feel like this should be a higher selling point for people. Tijuana is sooo hot right now. It’s all over the news, that means Rod Tidwell would be all over the news. How could you not like that situation. Tijuana seems to have a good QB who could throw the ball to Rod Tidwell, plus they are lacking a lot of Wide Receivers, again good for me, Rod Tidwell.
Maximum Kwan Ranking: 9/10
Portland Pythons –
Portland seems like an interesting city. I dig being able to play in the snow in Portland Maine. I heard Lobster is great in Maine, so that’s a big plus. Portland would be happy to have Rod Tidwell. They got this Caleb fella at QB who seems like he could get the ball in Tidwell’s hands. That’s a plus and they have a severe lack of depth at the wide-out spot. So this could be a good spot for Rod Tidwell.
Maximum Kwan Ranking: 7/10… Hold the phone I just found out this is Portland, Oregon… Not Maine, readjusting to a 4/10 Portland, OR is a weird city, low kwan.
Kansas City Coyotes –
Why are they purple? That’s not a realistic color for a coyote. Negative Kwan for unrealistic color scheme. They are in Kansas City, which has good barbecue. Rod Tidwell loves barbecue so that’s positive for Kwan. Wow does this team have a lot of players on it. They must not be very good to still have all these players. Who is not getting called up and for what reasons. No room here for Rod Tidwell.
Maximum Kwan Ranking: 3/10
San Antonio Marshals –
What a QB the Marshals have. Lots of potential for all the Rod Tidwell catches. Also, extra points for the good color scheme. San Antonio I hear is a lot like Arizona, so that’s a positive. A decent amount of wide outs however will hurt Rod Tidwell’s chances to play.
Maximum Kwan Ranking: 7/10
Palm Beach Solar Bears –
Now this is a logo. Look at that sweet bear, he’s so chill he has to wear sunglasses, oh and he is a polar bear on top of that. Love the pun solar bear… polar bear, gotta love the creativity in Palm Beach. Rod Tidwell would hang out with that bear. Do they have a sweet bear mascot? Cause if so you might find him chillin’ in Rod Tidwells hot tub. Wait, what’s up with this teams roster? They don’t have any players? Hmm that lowers the Kwan rating for sure.
Maximum Kwan Ranking: 5/10 all because of the bear!
Norfolk Seawolves –
What is there to say about this team. First off, they have no players and their logo is wolf/submarine combo? What kind of weird rule 34 fetish stuff are these guys into? Rod Tidwell doesn’t want to go here, don’t draft Rod Tidwell. I may retire right away if they draft Rod Tidwell.
Maximum Kwan Ranking: -10/10.. yes that’s a negative 10.
Double Media Bonus