05-07-2019, 02:28 PM
(This post was last modified: 05-09-2019, 01:32 PM by Fordhammer.)
Kwan Evaluations a 2-part narrative. x2 draft media
Rod Tidwell is here to evaluate how the DSFL draft did and how the players can achieve maximum Kwan. Rod Tidwell will look at our team the Tijuana Luchadores first to see how they did in the Kwan Department. Last year in Tijuana we fell just short of the maximum amount of Kwan we could have received. This hurt me as you all know I am all about the Kwan, it is my way of life, it is my being, it is my soul, and I need to achieve the respect and win to have the Kwan. To the Draft picks for the Tijuana Luchadores.
Tijuana Luchadores (4 Total Picks)
WR - Laszlo Forty-Two : Pick #5 +10 Kwan
Well, well, well if it isn’t Mr. Forty-Two himself. This guy is from Budapest, Hungary, which is pretty much where Dracula is from, so I gather. This mean two things, he is both feared and loved by all. Laszlo Forty-Two also like to speak in the 3rd person, much like Rod Tidwell. This has made the transition into Tijuana very easy and Rod Tidwell see big things happening for this Red Zone threat. Asking him about where he is from 42 responds, “Laszlo Forty-Two likes Hungary, Laszlo Forty-Two also like West Virginia it is very nice.” “Laszlo Forty-Two, also like Tijuana, remind him of home.” Laszlo, seems to be eager to fit into Tijuana and is very interested in the Kwan. Rod Tidwell, has already indoctrinated my man Laszzy into the church of Kwan, Rod Tidwell is the main believer.
OL - Ben Tu'inukuafe : Pick #11 + 12 Kwan
Ben “Kiwi” Tu'inukuafe is adding to the wall here in Tijuana, that San Antonio is paying for. Ben is from New Zealand, where they have sheep, Lord of the Rings, cows, wine, rugby, and this think called the Haka. Speaking with Ben, I’ve discovered he had no recollection or knowledge of the Kwan as well. This was shocking to me, Rod Tidwell, because the kwan is all about life. Ben is going to be a great addition to the wall in Tijuana which means this adds to our already high Kwan factor. Rugby is a hard spot with a lot of lower central power, Ben from New Zealand they all play rugby there right? Is naturally going to be great on the line in Tijuana. Let’s build that wall and get that Kwan.
WR - Hugh Mongo : Pick #17 + 10 Kwan
Hugh “Large” Mongo, Rod Tidwell gave him that name, because it made me giggle. Rod Tidwell, knows little about the man they call Mongo, but it is a strong name. This name is the kind that earns fear and respect so right there he gets a ton of Kwan. Another Wide Receiver to come and play with us in Tijuana, where our offense is going to be incredible. Behind the incredible wall that we are building, Mongo, Laszlo, and Rod Tidwell will be able to thrive. Not to mention our captain, our coach, our man, the Forrest Gump. Back to Hugh though, he is a possession guy, who likes to catch the ball inside and will definitely get some touchowns, so huge respect and kwan there. While not currently the strongest guy, he has already hit the weight rooms hard and we expect big things from “Large and In Charge” Mongo.
TE - Judas Iscariot : Pick #23 + 0 Kwan
Judas, is a quiet guy with shifty eyes. He is looking to be another vertical threat in the Tijuana passing game. Rod Tidwell has noticed he doesn’t speak to much and looks at him weirdly when Rod Tidwell is wearing a cross. This makes Rod Tidwell, a bit uncomfortable, but who knows maybe Judas is a good guy. As for his game on the field, he will help to stretch the field and get Rod Tidwell more open. Rod Tidwell likes to get open and catch the ball, so that helped even out his negative Kwan. We will see how the rest of the season plays out here.
So, there you have it everyone! There was a lot of Kwan to be had here in Tijuana. We worked on building the wall and making our passing game even more elite. So now you have a lot to be scared of and even more to look forward to as a fan. This year is our year in Tijuana. We already have the respect, we have the money, we have the people, now we just need the championship. The comes the higher respect, the higher money, the family, the love, and all the of the Kwan!
Rod Tidwell is here to evaluate how the DSFL draft did and how the players can achieve maximum Kwan. Rod Tidwell will look at our team the Tijuana Luchadores first to see how they did in the Kwan Department. Last year in Tijuana we fell just short of the maximum amount of Kwan we could have received. This hurt me as you all know I am all about the Kwan, it is my way of life, it is my being, it is my soul, and I need to achieve the respect and win to have the Kwan. To the Draft picks for the Tijuana Luchadores.
Tijuana Luchadores (4 Total Picks)
WR - Laszlo Forty-Two : Pick #5 +10 Kwan
Well, well, well if it isn’t Mr. Forty-Two himself. This guy is from Budapest, Hungary, which is pretty much where Dracula is from, so I gather. This mean two things, he is both feared and loved by all. Laszlo Forty-Two also like to speak in the 3rd person, much like Rod Tidwell. This has made the transition into Tijuana very easy and Rod Tidwell see big things happening for this Red Zone threat. Asking him about where he is from 42 responds, “Laszlo Forty-Two likes Hungary, Laszlo Forty-Two also like West Virginia it is very nice.” “Laszlo Forty-Two, also like Tijuana, remind him of home.” Laszlo, seems to be eager to fit into Tijuana and is very interested in the Kwan. Rod Tidwell, has already indoctrinated my man Laszzy into the church of Kwan, Rod Tidwell is the main believer.
OL - Ben Tu'inukuafe : Pick #11 + 12 Kwan
Ben “Kiwi” Tu'inukuafe is adding to the wall here in Tijuana, that San Antonio is paying for. Ben is from New Zealand, where they have sheep, Lord of the Rings, cows, wine, rugby, and this think called the Haka. Speaking with Ben, I’ve discovered he had no recollection or knowledge of the Kwan as well. This was shocking to me, Rod Tidwell, because the kwan is all about life. Ben is going to be a great addition to the wall in Tijuana which means this adds to our already high Kwan factor. Rugby is a hard spot with a lot of lower central power, Ben from New Zealand they all play rugby there right? Is naturally going to be great on the line in Tijuana. Let’s build that wall and get that Kwan.
WR - Hugh Mongo : Pick #17 + 10 Kwan
Hugh “Large” Mongo, Rod Tidwell gave him that name, because it made me giggle. Rod Tidwell, knows little about the man they call Mongo, but it is a strong name. This name is the kind that earns fear and respect so right there he gets a ton of Kwan. Another Wide Receiver to come and play with us in Tijuana, where our offense is going to be incredible. Behind the incredible wall that we are building, Mongo, Laszlo, and Rod Tidwell will be able to thrive. Not to mention our captain, our coach, our man, the Forrest Gump. Back to Hugh though, he is a possession guy, who likes to catch the ball inside and will definitely get some touchowns, so huge respect and kwan there. While not currently the strongest guy, he has already hit the weight rooms hard and we expect big things from “Large and In Charge” Mongo.
TE - Judas Iscariot : Pick #23 + 0 Kwan
Judas, is a quiet guy with shifty eyes. He is looking to be another vertical threat in the Tijuana passing game. Rod Tidwell has noticed he doesn’t speak to much and looks at him weirdly when Rod Tidwell is wearing a cross. This makes Rod Tidwell, a bit uncomfortable, but who knows maybe Judas is a good guy. As for his game on the field, he will help to stretch the field and get Rod Tidwell more open. Rod Tidwell likes to get open and catch the ball, so that helped even out his negative Kwan. We will see how the rest of the season plays out here.
So, there you have it everyone! There was a lot of Kwan to be had here in Tijuana. We worked on building the wall and making our passing game even more elite. So now you have a lot to be scared of and even more to look forward to as a fan. This year is our year in Tijuana. We already have the respect, we have the money, we have the people, now we just need the championship. The comes the higher respect, the higher money, the family, the love, and all the of the Kwan!