08-06-2019, 10:19 AM
(This post was last modified: 08-07-2019, 02:45 PM by Fordhammer.)
Just outside of Oklahoma City a simple-minded boy named Lucky Dickerson kicked his first football when he was 9 years old. It sailed through a glass door, continuing directly into his mother's occipital lobe. Although the Boy's mother was blinded for life, she still dreamed big for Lucky's Big Foot.
Lucky coasted through Auburn on a full ride and declared for the draft - boldly - in his third year at the ripe and supple age of 22. When asked about how he plans to gear up for the draft Lucky simply replied "I just clip my toenails like mama used to tell me to". We couldn't get much more out of Lucky, as it appeared he didn't trust that our tape recorder wasn't a weapon.
Lucky's agent, going by the alias "Alienf00d" was a better aide to the discussion.
He first commented on his initial frustration navigating the weaving and wandering ways of the league's offices, but soon enough and with plenty of help was able to find a spot at the combine and some workouts for Lucky. “With draft day looming in two weeks, I can’t afford to let a team miss out on seeing this once in a lifetime boot the kid has. Just watch, he’ll go in the first round.”
It was a bold statement by Lucky’s agent and was hotly contested among this draft class due to a bizarre amount of kickers. When we asked Alienf00d how he thought the others stacked up he replied “Ain’t enough TPE in this league for that s***, there’s only one kicker y’all need to worry about. His mother is blind, his toenails are clipped, and his leg is F*****g enormous.”
Draft Day is looming, and with it comes confusion, frustration, hope and hype. Lucky is excited to start out in the DSFL and doesn’t plan on staying there long at all.
Lucky coasted through Auburn on a full ride and declared for the draft - boldly - in his third year at the ripe and supple age of 22. When asked about how he plans to gear up for the draft Lucky simply replied "I just clip my toenails like mama used to tell me to". We couldn't get much more out of Lucky, as it appeared he didn't trust that our tape recorder wasn't a weapon.
Lucky's agent, going by the alias "Alienf00d" was a better aide to the discussion.
He first commented on his initial frustration navigating the weaving and wandering ways of the league's offices, but soon enough and with plenty of help was able to find a spot at the combine and some workouts for Lucky. “With draft day looming in two weeks, I can’t afford to let a team miss out on seeing this once in a lifetime boot the kid has. Just watch, he’ll go in the first round.”
It was a bold statement by Lucky’s agent and was hotly contested among this draft class due to a bizarre amount of kickers. When we asked Alienf00d how he thought the others stacked up he replied “Ain’t enough TPE in this league for that s***, there’s only one kicker y’all need to worry about. His mother is blind, his toenails are clipped, and his leg is F*****g enormous.”
Draft Day is looming, and with it comes confusion, frustration, hope and hype. Lucky is excited to start out in the DSFL and doesn’t plan on staying there long at all.