08-23-2019, 02:20 AM
(This post was last modified: 10-29-2019, 08:33 AM by goodvsevil1275.)
Presser closed and ready for grading
A Kansas City Coyote representative gets up to the podium and starts to address the media
After a celebratory draft night up in Michigan with his family and closest friends, we are happy to have our first round pick Maurice Virtanen join us here in Kansas City with the rest of his teammates for our preseason activities. We would now like to invite Maurice up on the stage
Maurice eagerly steps up to the podium
So, what up jabronis? What you want to ask me?
I think it is that we now have a wealth of talent all across the defense so people might be thinking that damn they got good DB's so probably not going to throw on them but then they have a look at what we have in the trenches and behind that and running dont look so hot either! No way to break us down
Of course its adding so much active depth to an already good defense that is key but obviously its adding the next duo of linebackers that will terrorize opposing offenses in the DSFL and NSFL in me and my man Net Gaines, we got so much speed and power that those running backs and everyone else will be crying home to their mommas and begging to be shipped back to preschool
I ain't going to single out any one person because the whole offense is just LIT AF!
I think the biggest improvement is having so many talented guys stay on the team! In this league, you usually have the talented guys leave right away to try out what it feels like in the big leagues and well I can totally understand so with them staying with us, we the real contenders!
Damn right its waffles! Waffles for breakfast, waffles for lunch, waffles for dinner, waffles for a midnight snack! You can put so many delicious things on them and look at the grids on them bad boys. Oh and nothing against pancakes, you the 1B to my waffles, love you
We reaching for the stars with the talent and people om this team that that is a very easy over, and dont even @ me on that jabronis!
REALLY? REALLY? AN E? Seriously do I have to dignify that with a response even? Ok fine I can be Vertanen and you can be purchIIIIse, gives you a good look right, right?
Easiest question of the day for sure, man just look at the absolute monster, who wouldnt be excited to play with? Oh I have to also name him, yeah yeah it is Net Gaines! We are going to make people look silly this year
The bringer of memes, the destroyer of Prospect Bowl hopes and the one and only sacked garbage that will never ascend the NSFL heavens: Gimmy Jaroppolo
Peace out Jabronis!
A Kansas City Coyote representative gets up to the podium and starts to address the media
After a celebratory draft night up in Michigan with his family and closest friends, we are happy to have our first round pick Maurice Virtanen join us here in Kansas City with the rest of his teammates for our preseason activities. We would now like to invite Maurice up on the stage
Maurice eagerly steps up to the podium
So, what up jabronis? What you want to ask me?
(08-23-2019, 09:30 AM)Rublic Wrote:What is Kansas City’s biggest strength on the defensive side of the ball?
I think it is that we now have a wealth of talent all across the defense so people might be thinking that damn they got good DB's so probably not going to throw on them but then they have a look at what we have in the trenches and behind that and running dont look so hot either! No way to break us down
(08-23-2019, 09:30 AM)Rublic Wrote:What is Kansas City;s biggest area of improvement on defence
Of course its adding so much active depth to an already good defense that is key but obviously its adding the next duo of linebackers that will terrorize opposing offenses in the DSFL and NSFL in me and my man Net Gaines, we got so much speed and power that those running backs and everyone else will be crying home to their mommas and begging to be shipped back to preschool
(08-23-2019, 09:30 AM)Rublic Wrote:What is Kansas City’s biggest strength on the offensive side of the ball?
I ain't going to single out any one person because the whole offense is just LIT AF!
(08-23-2019, 09:30 AM)Rublic Wrote:What is Kansas City’s biggest area of improvement on offense
I think the biggest improvement is having so many talented guys stay on the team! In this league, you usually have the talented guys leave right away to try out what it feels like in the big leagues and well I can totally understand so with them staying with us, we the real contenders!
(08-23-2019, 09:54 AM)Tomasnz Wrote:Waffles or pancakes?
Damn right its waffles! Waffles for breakfast, waffles for lunch, waffles for dinner, waffles for a midnight snack! You can put so many delicious things on them and look at the grids on them bad boys. Oh and nothing against pancakes, you the 1B to my waffles, love you
(08-23-2019, 02:33 PM)TropicaliaCC Wrote:O/U 9.5 wins this year?
We reaching for the stars with the talent and people om this team that that is a very easy over, and dont even @ me on that jabronis!
(08-24-2019, 12:12 AM)Modern_Duke Wrote:Your name is spelled with an 'E' right?
REALLY? REALLY? AN E? Seriously do I have to dignify that with a response even? Ok fine I can be Vertanen and you can be purchIIIIse, gives you a good look right, right?
(08-24-2019, 12:12 AM)Modern_Duke Wrote:Who are you most excited to play with?
Easiest question of the day for sure, man just look at the absolute monster, who wouldnt be excited to play with? Oh I have to also name him, yeah yeah it is Net Gaines! We are going to make people look silly this year
(08-24-2019, 12:12 AM)Modern_Duke Wrote:Who are you most excited to play against?
The bringer of memes, the destroyer of Prospect Bowl hopes and the one and only sacked garbage that will never ascend the NSFL heavens: Gimmy Jaroppolo
Peace out Jabronis!