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Laszlo recently had a small photo shoot in Colorado to celebrate his official arrival into the National Simulation Football League after leaving the Tijuana Luchadores. As captain of them he had finally accomplished his goal of lifting the trophy and bringing it back to the best Development Simulation Football League team.
After two great years with them it was time for bigger and better goals. The major leagues themselves. He was drafted to the Colorado Yeti and now it was time for him to move up and become an option to help the Yeti improve.
The terrible quarter back Wolfie-Insert-A-Lot-Of-Letters-Here-Oh-God-How-Do-You-Spell-His-Full-Name McDummy that was also drafted in his draft had a pretty poor showing in his rookie season but it was not like he had much help either.
This season however this changes a little with Laszlo Forty-Two popping up to the National Simulation Football League. To get some hype to the Colorado Yeti fans and to also appeal to more Hungarian fans (Fun fact: The country of Hungary now mainly support the Colorado Yeti purely cause Laszlo Forty-Two will be playing for them.) that he is arriving and will be playing for them this upcoming season.
So let us take a look at his glorious photo shoot shall we?
(So a little out of character sorry but this does need to be stated. Thank you to my Quarter Back and General Manager for making me this sick signature picture. I bloody love it!)
Yes with a bit of editing and sexy photography we can see that the new banner that will be used all around Colorado to be seen is looking pretty gosh darn sweet.
Laszlo Forty-Two even had a few words on this.
"Laszlo goes up to person who takes the picture. Look puny man in his eyes. Mr. Forty-Two tell him take picture of Laszlo's best side. He nervously laugh. Laszlo does not laugh back. This is because Laszlo was not joking. Eventually pictures get taken. He show The Laz whilst shaking. Laszlo then looks at man who look like he will shit himself in fear. Tell him good job. He relax and smile."
Once the editor was done as well and showed him the finished product he had this to say.
"Laszlo Forty-Two enjoy what he see. You can see beautiful Budapest in the background and shows the future of the Colorado Yeti is in good hands. If quarter back throw the pig skin to Laszlo. Laszlo will catch it. If he fails to find target. Laszlo will break him after game. Is simple."
On getting to know the Colorado Yeti players including James Bishop the main Wide Receiver.
"Laszlo will learn from him. Then once he become old. Laszlo will crush him and take spot and help carry attacking side of the Colorado Yeti to play-offs and beyond. Goal this season is to just settle in and hope Laszlo adapts. Perhaps even do well in rookie split to gain rookie award. Very doubtful. League seem to have terrible people choosing awards. Mr. Forty-Two will just have to break them if they dare rob The Laz of award he deserve. Already down one pro bowl because 'Not enough people' or some puny excuse. Yeti will enter new era and Laszlo will take this team kicking and screaming to play-offs in future seasons whether they want to or not!"
The final question was about his contract. He was not earning a lot. Here is why.
"Puny people care about money in contracts. Why would Laszlo not want better players at his team in future when we become good. Taking a small hit to my contract money is worth it if it means more cap space. Laszlo has zero issue crushing rich people for the money or doing more media to talk about how great Laszlo is. It is easy to do even if Trump has ruined media economy. Laszlo's goal is to make Yeti a contending team. Laszlo will help them improve more by getting people to join through contracts too. This also means the Chicago Butchers picking the other two over Laszlo Forty-Two for way more money is a little foolish."
The future is looking bright in the Colorado Yeti, whether the rest of the league want to believe that or not. They are acquiring the right people in Bubba and Laszlo and more players will come.
Laszlo recently had a small photo shoot in Colorado to celebrate his official arrival into the National Simulation Football League after leaving the Tijuana Luchadores. As captain of them he had finally accomplished his goal of lifting the trophy and bringing it back to the best Development Simulation Football League team.
After two great years with them it was time for bigger and better goals. The major leagues themselves. He was drafted to the Colorado Yeti and now it was time for him to move up and become an option to help the Yeti improve.
The terrible quarter back Wolfie-Insert-A-Lot-Of-Letters-Here-Oh-God-How-Do-You-Spell-His-Full-Name McDummy that was also drafted in his draft had a pretty poor showing in his rookie season but it was not like he had much help either.
This season however this changes a little with Laszlo Forty-Two popping up to the National Simulation Football League. To get some hype to the Colorado Yeti fans and to also appeal to more Hungarian fans (Fun fact: The country of Hungary now mainly support the Colorado Yeti purely cause Laszlo Forty-Two will be playing for them.) that he is arriving and will be playing for them this upcoming season.
So let us take a look at his glorious photo shoot shall we?
(So a little out of character sorry but this does need to be stated. Thank you to my Quarter Back and General Manager for making me this sick signature picture. I bloody love it!)
Yes with a bit of editing and sexy photography we can see that the new banner that will be used all around Colorado to be seen is looking pretty gosh darn sweet.
Laszlo Forty-Two even had a few words on this.
"Laszlo goes up to person who takes the picture. Look puny man in his eyes. Mr. Forty-Two tell him take picture of Laszlo's best side. He nervously laugh. Laszlo does not laugh back. This is because Laszlo was not joking. Eventually pictures get taken. He show The Laz whilst shaking. Laszlo then looks at man who look like he will shit himself in fear. Tell him good job. He relax and smile."
Once the editor was done as well and showed him the finished product he had this to say.
"Laszlo Forty-Two enjoy what he see. You can see beautiful Budapest in the background and shows the future of the Colorado Yeti is in good hands. If quarter back throw the pig skin to Laszlo. Laszlo will catch it. If he fails to find target. Laszlo will break him after game. Is simple."
On getting to know the Colorado Yeti players including James Bishop the main Wide Receiver.
"Laszlo will learn from him. Then once he become old. Laszlo will crush him and take spot and help carry attacking side of the Colorado Yeti to play-offs and beyond. Goal this season is to just settle in and hope Laszlo adapts. Perhaps even do well in rookie split to gain rookie award. Very doubtful. League seem to have terrible people choosing awards. Mr. Forty-Two will just have to break them if they dare rob The Laz of award he deserve. Already down one pro bowl because 'Not enough people' or some puny excuse. Yeti will enter new era and Laszlo will take this team kicking and screaming to play-offs in future seasons whether they want to or not!"
The final question was about his contract. He was not earning a lot. Here is why.
"Puny people care about money in contracts. Why would Laszlo not want better players at his team in future when we become good. Taking a small hit to my contract money is worth it if it means more cap space. Laszlo has zero issue crushing rich people for the money or doing more media to talk about how great Laszlo is. It is easy to do even if Trump has ruined media economy. Laszlo's goal is to make Yeti a contending team. Laszlo will help them improve more by getting people to join through contracts too. This also means the Chicago Butchers picking the other two over Laszlo Forty-Two for way more money is a little foolish."
The future is looking bright in the Colorado Yeti, whether the rest of the league want to believe that or not. They are acquiring the right people in Bubba and Laszlo and more players will come.