09-04-2019, 09:08 PM
(This post was last modified: 09-14-2019, 05:29 PM by goodvsevil1275.)
[Hello there. General Kenobi. This is roughly 625 words and is ready for grading.]
I think it is fairly safe to say not many of people in the National Simulation Football League believed the Colorado Yeti would be 2-3 at the week 5 point. Especially considering they faced the Philly Liberty away from home. It was probably more safe to think they would be bottom at 0-5 right now. A lot of peoples predictions picks have been ruined tonight due to these two wins. (Hell, including my own lol)
Quite a bit of hype is going on in the locker room right now, especially with the General Managers and Quarter-Back Wolfie McDummy. Who doubled the amount of wins he got from last season already. So the signs of progress are starting to show for him and for the Colorado Yeti.
One person who did not look any different from a pre-season game or to the time he actually helped the Tijuana Luchadores win the Development Simulation Football League Ultimini finals, Laszlo Forty-Two. We had a small interview with him since he refuses to do any long ones now.
How do you feel?
"Laszlo is perfectly fine. Got up at 7AM sharp. The Laz eats his breakfast and then starts his exercise. Routine is important for Laszlo and should be for puny people like you."
Are you not super excited for the wins the Colorado Yeti finally got?
"No. Laszlo already tell everyone what was going to happen when Mr. Forty-Two joined the Colorado Yeti. Laszlo just being here is making puny locker room stronger, more alert, more focused.
The league and rest of the players can joke about how bad the Colorado Yeti have been in previous seasons.
The league and rest of the players can joke about how terrible my quarter back was in his rookie season when they went 1-400 last season.
The league and rest of the players can joke about anything. It does not change what the future holds for this team now that Laszlo Forty-Two and defending player Bubba Thumpa are the new captains of this team.
We may not put up insane numbers like rest of the veteran players or maybe even rookies on better teams will beat us in statistics but we have already improved this team and that will continue to happen as the season go on.
Laszlo does not believe this team can make play-offs. Maybe in with slim case but only puny and weak people delude themselves beyond belief. However, we will aim for as many wins as possible and soon league and rest of the players will be wanting to hop on the new Colorado Yeti in the future."
You seem rather confident in that happening.
"Why would Laszlo not think that. It took new Yeti 5 games to beat terrible team from last seasons record. We will only get better in time. Then when Laszlo on top of mountain he will watch the Colorado Yeti faithful laugh at terrible teams who need to rebuild. Rookies are determined to get this team from zero to hero and with future talented players or bandwagoning elites we will get into contention for a championship with a doubt."
What are you aiming to do this season then?
"Get as many yards as Laszlo Forty-Two can. Learn as much as possible from the more experienced players and continue to crush the weak whenever they present themselves. Also hire decorator for my new mansions kitchen. It is in desperate need of a new design."
So please tell me about th--
"No. Now Laszlo leaves you. I do not do these for any longer than necessary now."
And just like that he walks away. Looks like we will not be getting many words out of him sadly. But still it seems like tonight is a great night for the Colorado Yetis as they are making good progress.
I think it is fairly safe to say not many of people in the National Simulation Football League believed the Colorado Yeti would be 2-3 at the week 5 point. Especially considering they faced the Philly Liberty away from home. It was probably more safe to think they would be bottom at 0-5 right now. A lot of peoples predictions picks have been ruined tonight due to these two wins. (Hell, including my own lol)
Quite a bit of hype is going on in the locker room right now, especially with the General Managers and Quarter-Back Wolfie McDummy. Who doubled the amount of wins he got from last season already. So the signs of progress are starting to show for him and for the Colorado Yeti.
One person who did not look any different from a pre-season game or to the time he actually helped the Tijuana Luchadores win the Development Simulation Football League Ultimini finals, Laszlo Forty-Two. We had a small interview with him since he refuses to do any long ones now.
How do you feel?
"Laszlo is perfectly fine. Got up at 7AM sharp. The Laz eats his breakfast and then starts his exercise. Routine is important for Laszlo and should be for puny people like you."
Are you not super excited for the wins the Colorado Yeti finally got?
"No. Laszlo already tell everyone what was going to happen when Mr. Forty-Two joined the Colorado Yeti. Laszlo just being here is making puny locker room stronger, more alert, more focused.
The league and rest of the players can joke about how bad the Colorado Yeti have been in previous seasons.
The league and rest of the players can joke about how terrible my quarter back was in his rookie season when they went 1-400 last season.
The league and rest of the players can joke about anything. It does not change what the future holds for this team now that Laszlo Forty-Two and defending player Bubba Thumpa are the new captains of this team.
We may not put up insane numbers like rest of the veteran players or maybe even rookies on better teams will beat us in statistics but we have already improved this team and that will continue to happen as the season go on.
Laszlo does not believe this team can make play-offs. Maybe in with slim case but only puny and weak people delude themselves beyond belief. However, we will aim for as many wins as possible and soon league and rest of the players will be wanting to hop on the new Colorado Yeti in the future."
You seem rather confident in that happening.
"Why would Laszlo not think that. It took new Yeti 5 games to beat terrible team from last seasons record. We will only get better in time. Then when Laszlo on top of mountain he will watch the Colorado Yeti faithful laugh at terrible teams who need to rebuild. Rookies are determined to get this team from zero to hero and with future talented players or bandwagoning elites we will get into contention for a championship with a doubt."
What are you aiming to do this season then?
"Get as many yards as Laszlo Forty-Two can. Learn as much as possible from the more experienced players and continue to crush the weak whenever they present themselves. Also hire decorator for my new mansions kitchen. It is in desperate need of a new design."
So please tell me about th--
"No. Now Laszlo leaves you. I do not do these for any longer than necessary now."
And just like that he walks away. Looks like we will not be getting many words out of him sadly. But still it seems like tonight is a great night for the Colorado Yetis as they are making good progress.