Jammerson Irving has had enough of the Arizona Outlaws. Even though the Outlaws won the Ultimus Championship Trophy and he paced the team in receptions, he feels his talent has not been properly appreciated and quite frankly is sick and tired in being over looked as the best god damned player in the whole of the National Simulation Football League.
Of course, Jammerson is under contract so he can't just be free like he god damn should be able to, I mean come on this guy has one life why the heck should he have to take other people's life into consideration? So, step one is easy for the Jamaican Native, he is gonna smoke pot until he gets suspended. Because weed is an awful stain on society, and users should be terribly prosecuted like the human garbage they are. Jack off on and rape a women? They will have to think about that, but holy crap don't even touch a joint.
And really, that's it. Jammerson will just smoke weed until they trade him. He has earned 6 million in his career so far, so he has enough to survive. His home country adores him and sponsorship money continues to pour in. He doesn't need the NSFL, the NFSL needs him. So if Arizona wants any return on their fifth round pick investment, they better trade Jammerson. Because he isn't gonna put down this blunt until the successfully smokes his way off this team.
Just kidding Arizona Outlaws for life, we are gonna get it agian this year sorry y'all too slow, too old, too weak.
Of course, Jammerson is under contract so he can't just be free like he god damn should be able to, I mean come on this guy has one life why the heck should he have to take other people's life into consideration? So, step one is easy for the Jamaican Native, he is gonna smoke pot until he gets suspended. Because weed is an awful stain on society, and users should be terribly prosecuted like the human garbage they are. Jack off on and rape a women? They will have to think about that, but holy crap don't even touch a joint.
And really, that's it. Jammerson will just smoke weed until they trade him. He has earned 6 million in his career so far, so he has enough to survive. His home country adores him and sponsorship money continues to pour in. He doesn't need the NSFL, the NFSL needs him. So if Arizona wants any return on their fifth round pick investment, they better trade Jammerson. Because he isn't gonna put down this blunt until the successfully smokes his way off this team.
Just kidding Arizona Outlaws for life, we are gonna get it agian this year sorry y'all too slow, too old, too weak.