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Hello, I am the newly named Jake Dropson. My goal for this article is to have a fun little interview with a couple of my least favorite players in the league. In this article, I sit down with Zach Hall and new Baltimore General Manager ScorpXCracker. Being a new rookie coming into the National Sim Football League, I thought it was important to learn about what my fellow prospects and a new GM think about the landscape of the National Sim Football League.
First off, let’s check in with newly position-switched defensive end Zach Hall
Jake Dropson: Hey Zach, congratulations of your 4 total wins this season as a Palm Beach Solar Bear. However, I want this article to focus on the NATIONAL SIM FOOTBALL LEAGUE. We all just watched the Orange County Otters win the Ultimus after seemingly throwing in the towel this season and surprise the world. Looking to next season, who is your way-too-early Ultimus pick?
Zach Hall: Well obviously the team that drafts me. No but seriously I think Orange County Otters makes another run. They just had a strong "rebuilding" season that gave them an ultimus trophy and they are rewarded with the 3rd overall pick. I see them making one more run with the squad they have together and add on the new rookies from the strong S18 class.
Jake Dropson: Even though we have recently seen a few new expansion teams like the Austin Copperheads and the Chicago Butchers, everyone always wants to see a fresh face. If you could relocate a franchise, which one would it be and why?
Zach Hall: San Jose, mostly because I forget they exist a lot and their color scheme needs some work. I'd move them to my home of North Carolina. The Wilmington Whalers or Durham Dukes. Something fancy and unique ya know? That and North Carolina needs more representation we already have three failing pro teams so let's add a fourth.
Jake Dropson: I know your answer to this question but I’ll ask anyways. Even though you won’t be hanging around the Developmental Sim Football League, it is always nice to care. Who do you think will win the Developmental Sim Football League Wide Receiver of the Year Award for season 18 and why is it Jake Dropson?
Zach Hall: Definitely not Jake Dropson. He will probably get over shadowed by some full back again. But if I had to guess I would say it would be Jake Dropson any way just because there aren't any new wide receivers coming in so this will be his second year in the Developmental Sim Football League and if Jay Cue comes back then that could be a dynamic duo. But if Tyrone Biggums comes back for the San Antonio Marshals then Tyrone Biggums 100%
I am not sure about that last part. Questioning Hall’s judgement and being salty about his Philadelphia Eagles beating my Green Bay Packers, I decided to turn to the best speller and most trustworthy person in the league, ScorpXCracker.
However, in true Scorp fashion, he went completely off of the rails and answered his own question, depite me being very forward in what I wanted.
Original Question: As we all know, Jake Dropson is the best wide receiver to ever live and I am definitely not biased at all. Can you give me fifty reasons why Jake Dropson rocks lmao?
What Scorp answered: Tell me about the state of the National Sim Football League.
Scorp: I think that right now the National Sim Football League is in a really good place where it is right now. It seems like every team in the league has potential to be competitive in this upcoming season, and that is a really good thing to have for your league. The team with the worst record, the New Orleans Front Line, definitely has a shot a shot at making the playoffs this year, and that really shows you all that you need to know in order to see just how even the league right now. I think that the expansion, although it looked pretty bad on Head Office's side at first, is now looking like a pretty good idea that overall improved the league, especially with this big Season 18 draft class coming into the league in the draft next season, which should be really exciting for everyone to see for everyone involved in the league in any capacity. Seeing a class that is almost as big as the season 15 class is really exciting to see, especially when you consider how successful a lot of the members of the season 15 draft class have been, including multiple Head Office members, multiple Developmental Sim Football League General Managers, and multiple National Sim Football League General Managers, and there are some other people with some other jobs as well it will be really exciting to see if they can live up to that, and they really have started to, as they already have, as they have multiple Developmental Sim Football League General Managers already, and now that I am looking at this sentence I am seeing how big of a run on sentence it is. But yea, next year should be a lot of fun because of how competitive and well-matched all of the teams should be with each other. It does not seem like there is really any team that has a clear cut, no matter what spot in the playoffs and that just makes it fun for everyone because of how much tension it can add towards to the end of the seasons. I think the Hawks do have a really good shot at making the playoffs though, 100 percent no bias what so ever.
Jake Dropson: Uh, okay, thanks for the answer Scorp. To finish up this article, I want to bring attention to your new sim league, the National RPS Sim League. What is your recruitment pitch to people who are interested in the league but are unsure of joining?
Scorp: The NRSL is not only the best league, but simply the only league that matters. NSFL is cool and all and I have had a lot of fun on it, but can football really match up with Rock Paper Scissor? The answer to that is simple, and that answer is no. The NRSL also has the huge factor that makes this league the best league to ever league by actually having a sim that could be considered a sim. Draft Day Sports: Pro Rock Paper Scissor actually makes sense to the sport that it sims. Its supported by logic and math unlike Draft Day Sports: Pro Football. That is supported by pure bullshit and mockery. The NRSL also has a good person who runs it. That person is me. And now you may say that that is biased, and you would be dead wrong. We have reports from ScorpionXSaltine that "Our leader is incredible" . Also, in this league it requires you to actually be good at Rock Paper Scissor. In NSFL, you could be garbage at football and still have a very successful player. But in NRSL, if you suck at RPS, you'll suck at NRSL. And that leads me to the best point of all. And that point is that we do not have numbers in this league and that instantly makes this league an actually good league.
Thank you to both of these truly awful, degenerative people for accepting a request for an interview
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