10-23-2019, 09:05 AM
(This post was last modified: 10-25-2019, 10:02 AM by Fordhammer.)
SUC 4 NEWS here with breking news coming from THE Sweet James-Jones in regards to New Orleans Secondline linebacker, Thudd Kassel, or who Sweet refers to as " The Dudd".
-SUC4NEWS "So Sweet, why have you taken issue with Secondline linebacker, Thudd Kassel? Is it because his recent comments about your friend and fellow wide receiver Action Jackson?"
- SweetJames-Jones "Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit, you could say that might have a lil sum sum to do with it. In reality doe, it's not the whole thing. I just think this simp a MF fraud. Honestly mayne, Sweet can go on and on bout this lil hoe ass bahhhhh so Sweet gone do that mahhhhimtalmbout?"
-SUC4NEWS "Well, Sweet please go right on ahead and let us know what issue or issues you have with Dudd. Everyone here at SUC 4 would love to know as well as the entire state and probably the country. We are all ears, Sweet."
- SweetJames-Jones "Let Sweet start this off by saying this first; Sweet is fa tha kids. I might be seen as a heel or whatever any of y'all playa hatin ass simps might think, but Sweet really be giving back to da communities I came up in yahurrrrrd as well as MB since a playa got a home out here nahhhhhh. So that brings me to my point. Dudd likes lil kids. And that just ain't right. Nothing ever been said publicly about dis or even insinuated, but Sweet be knowing. You don't just accept a sponsorship for subway like dat. We all be knowing, so first and foremost that is da main reason why Sweet don't fuck wit Dudds fugazi ass.
Secondly, this MF is a hoe. Just like his mama and her mama befoe her. Trust me, Sweet knows all about Dudds mama and her mama." *Tips sunglasses and winks*
-SUC4NEWS " Interesting Sweet. Very interesting. HAs anyone ever told you what a great speaker you are?"
- SweetJames-Jones "Of course they have, pimp. Sweet been talking that shit and preachin da gospel of the realness and trillness since I popped out da womb nahhhhimtalmbout? But I digress back to this lil simp ass bahhhh, Dudd. Lemme tell ya a lil sum sum else about Dudd. He didn't even go to college. All his shit is forged like a MF. How does Sweet know this? Well, Sweet will gladly tell yahurrrrdddd? I been banged out the wife of Red Valley States dean and she done told me he wasn't even on the team. He was a towel boy. A lil towel boy who sat awkwardly in the locker room collecting all the dirty towels from the REAL PLAYAs ya feel? How tf you that big and a towle boy. Riddle the pimp dat now why don't ya. So basically what im tryna say is this whole mans life is a weird, made up lil story cuz this mans is a skrait pretenda and Sweet ain't go deal with no hoe ass simps. He went to Tijuana cuz all the illegal shit go down there in da land of the Donkey Shows nahhhimtalmbout. I aint gone expose what he was doing down there tho cuz different country, different rules but he was being awfully friendly with them donkeys yahurrrrd? So it only makes sense in the land of lawlessness that this pretender faked his credintials and got on a team. And now this man wanna act like an upstanding citizen in da Big Easy? Nahhhhh, Sweet aint go have it. Espeically when you start talkin down on playaz that is friends of THE Sweet, like my partna, Action. Action started off as a simp in the book of Sweet, but me and that MF have found some common ground cuz Im the #1 shit talker and he my lil son and the #2 so he skrait by me. So that brings me back to my point. Dudd was talkin down on my playa partna and Sweet just gone not deal wit it. Dudd is a dudd and he aint gone do no talmbout any WR not catching shit cuz Dudd aint even got mo than 25 tackels through five MF weeks. Know what that spells.... S-I-M-P. Missed tackle machine right there. Sweet cannot personally wait itll his tome comes to get called up so I can break this muh fuckaz ankles and just put his ahhhh in a blender. He gone be some Sweet snacks cuz that's ah ez day fa Sweet ta eat nahhhimtalmbout? & honestly not that I got this all out in da air, Sweet ain't gone speak on this lil simp no more. Just know he a prentenda and Sweet stayin a Winna. Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet out, playbahhhhhhhhs."
-SUC4NEWS "Well, Sweet, as always thank you for your time and we look forward to any upcoming pressers you might have planned for us. & as for us, SUC 4 NEWS signing out. & remeber folks, keep it screwed up & SLOW LOUD AND BANGIN'.
-SUC4NEWS "So Sweet, why have you taken issue with Secondline linebacker, Thudd Kassel? Is it because his recent comments about your friend and fellow wide receiver Action Jackson?"
- SweetJames-Jones "Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit, you could say that might have a lil sum sum to do with it. In reality doe, it's not the whole thing. I just think this simp a MF fraud. Honestly mayne, Sweet can go on and on bout this lil hoe ass bahhhhh so Sweet gone do that mahhhhimtalmbout?"
-SUC4NEWS "Well, Sweet please go right on ahead and let us know what issue or issues you have with Dudd. Everyone here at SUC 4 would love to know as well as the entire state and probably the country. We are all ears, Sweet."
- SweetJames-Jones "Let Sweet start this off by saying this first; Sweet is fa tha kids. I might be seen as a heel or whatever any of y'all playa hatin ass simps might think, but Sweet really be giving back to da communities I came up in yahurrrrrd as well as MB since a playa got a home out here nahhhhhh. So that brings me to my point. Dudd likes lil kids. And that just ain't right. Nothing ever been said publicly about dis or even insinuated, but Sweet be knowing. You don't just accept a sponsorship for subway like dat. We all be knowing, so first and foremost that is da main reason why Sweet don't fuck wit Dudds fugazi ass.
Secondly, this MF is a hoe. Just like his mama and her mama befoe her. Trust me, Sweet knows all about Dudds mama and her mama." *Tips sunglasses and winks*
-SUC4NEWS " Interesting Sweet. Very interesting. HAs anyone ever told you what a great speaker you are?"
- SweetJames-Jones "Of course they have, pimp. Sweet been talking that shit and preachin da gospel of the realness and trillness since I popped out da womb nahhhhimtalmbout? But I digress back to this lil simp ass bahhhh, Dudd. Lemme tell ya a lil sum sum else about Dudd. He didn't even go to college. All his shit is forged like a MF. How does Sweet know this? Well, Sweet will gladly tell yahurrrrdddd? I been banged out the wife of Red Valley States dean and she done told me he wasn't even on the team. He was a towel boy. A lil towel boy who sat awkwardly in the locker room collecting all the dirty towels from the REAL PLAYAs ya feel? How tf you that big and a towle boy. Riddle the pimp dat now why don't ya. So basically what im tryna say is this whole mans life is a weird, made up lil story cuz this mans is a skrait pretenda and Sweet ain't go deal with no hoe ass simps. He went to Tijuana cuz all the illegal shit go down there in da land of the Donkey Shows nahhhimtalmbout. I aint gone expose what he was doing down there tho cuz different country, different rules but he was being awfully friendly with them donkeys yahurrrrd? So it only makes sense in the land of lawlessness that this pretender faked his credintials and got on a team. And now this man wanna act like an upstanding citizen in da Big Easy? Nahhhhh, Sweet aint go have it. Espeically when you start talkin down on playaz that is friends of THE Sweet, like my partna, Action. Action started off as a simp in the book of Sweet, but me and that MF have found some common ground cuz Im the #1 shit talker and he my lil son and the #2 so he skrait by me. So that brings me back to my point. Dudd was talkin down on my playa partna and Sweet just gone not deal wit it. Dudd is a dudd and he aint gone do no talmbout any WR not catching shit cuz Dudd aint even got mo than 25 tackels through five MF weeks. Know what that spells.... S-I-M-P. Missed tackle machine right there. Sweet cannot personally wait itll his tome comes to get called up so I can break this muh fuckaz ankles and just put his ahhhh in a blender. He gone be some Sweet snacks cuz that's ah ez day fa Sweet ta eat nahhhimtalmbout? & honestly not that I got this all out in da air, Sweet ain't gone speak on this lil simp no more. Just know he a prentenda and Sweet stayin a Winna. Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet out, playbahhhhhhhhs."
-SUC4NEWS "Well, Sweet, as always thank you for your time and we look forward to any upcoming pressers you might have planned for us. & as for us, SUC 4 NEWS signing out. & remeber folks, keep it screwed up & SLOW LOUD AND BANGIN'.