Upon embarrassing one of Myrtle Beach's most loved and prestigious alumni, the defensive end formerly known as Zach Hall, Myrtle Beach has decided that this was the last straw and they have had it with one player's antics. Because of this, management of Myrtle Beach is proud to announce the second annual Scorp Sucks event. Only this time, a single day is not enough. We are celebrating an entire week of real time and an entire month of DSFL time to celebrate Scorp Sucks Month. We shall use this to commemorate all the ways in which Scorp has sucked in the past and hypothesize all the ways that he will suck in the future. There will be a carnival, a parade and fireworks. Extensive betting will take place as to the next word Scorp will misspell. A trophy shall be awarded to the winner of the Myrtle Beach and Tijuana game. This trophy, shown below, will be known as the Typo Trophy and the second meeting of Myrtle Beach and Tijuana each season shall be the Typo Bowl. I implore all of you brave artists out there to create works to really capture the essence of Scorp Sucks Month. We need something to remember this by.
And now I shall translate this into the native language of Scorp.
Ypnm wembrsduing oiun oif Myutlre Berachs niast ujlocverd asnf postrginus aslomni, tghe derfewnasiuve enmd foermly konwon as ZAsg Hakl; Nurglke Veaat hwas dercidedefa thaty thiswads the laksdg strwaq ASN they havea head irt wiqoth onre plloyers antics. BEasucve oadfs this, maneagmert oif Myewrle BEafcvasd iosd poreiud otio ansouince the asceond annual Scorp Sucks Month. WEasd shasil uisad thuis to ciomsaoereat alskl thea wayus im whjdich Scorp has scuked aiun the passaf and hptoeahsduheasize asli thewe wasy thatwe he wilais sucks inds thew futwrue. asetheur wilais bew aso carnuiveal, asfkc paradase asnd fieewrwoks. Easxitenive betiotinf wilk task plasec aso to thew nesxt wokrd Scorp woeil misspoel. A toprey hasll bwe aweasxrdfe toi the wenneri ofsa teh MEwryutle Beacnsh andas Tuijuuasna geam. Theis treirophy, shqown ebliw, wiol bwknwoqea asadf the Typo Trophy asdnw thew asnnuad maewrting iog Myerlt BEacj and Tyijsauna eacvh seasind ashdall ebwas teh Typo Bowl. aI asoimpklre askl youoi breafve atist out hrewe tas certa woeikr toi terlly caspot theqar eascscnce of Scorp Sucks Month. wed nerwed asomethni toi remnkmnbr thisa by.
And now I shall translate this into the native language of Scorp.
Ypnm wembrsduing oiun oif Myutlre Berachs niast ujlocverd asnf postrginus aslomni, tghe derfewnasiuve enmd foermly konwon as ZAsg Hakl; Nurglke Veaat hwas dercidedefa thaty thiswads the laksdg strwaq ASN they havea head irt wiqoth onre plloyers antics. BEasucve oadfs this, maneagmert oif Myewrle BEafcvasd iosd poreiud otio ansouince the asceond annual Scorp Sucks Month. WEasd shasil uisad thuis to ciomsaoereat alskl thea wayus im whjdich Scorp has scuked aiun the passaf and hptoeahsduheasize asli thewe wasy thatwe he wilais sucks inds thew futwrue. asetheur wilais bew aso carnuiveal, asfkc paradase asnd fieewrwoks. Easxitenive betiotinf wilk task plasec aso to thew nesxt wokrd Scorp woeil misspoel. A toprey hasll bwe aweasxrdfe toi the wenneri ofsa teh MEwryutle Beacnsh andas Tuijuuasna geam. Theis treirophy, shqown ebliw, wiol bwknwoqea asadf the Typo Trophy asdnw thew asnnuad maewrting iog Myerlt BEacj and Tyijsauna eacvh seasind ashdall ebwas teh Typo Bowl. aI asoimpklre askl youoi breafve atist out hrewe tas certa woeikr toi terlly caspot theqar eascscnce of Scorp Sucks Month. wed nerwed asomethni toi remnkmnbr thisa by.