The otter fans seem to think Arizona isn't a very educated place :shrug:
The Otters have a dedicated pregame ritual, which has leaked to the rabid Otters fans. (Rabid Otters fans are not known to currently carry the rabies virus.)
The Otters pregame ritual involves sacrificing a live version of the opposing team’s mascot; Team: Sacrificed: Sabercat Domestic Housecat Outlaws Convicted Murderer from Rikers Yeti Silverback Gorilla Hawk Red Hawk Wraith Host of TV’s Ghost Hunters TV show While some more sensitive reporter’s question the ethical legality of the Otters pregame slaughter, the Otters players have a habit of dabbing a generous supply of blood onto their foreheads, reminiscent of Ash Monday. Reporters are accused the Otters of being a barbaric ritual which owes its survival to the Otters barbaric and pagan roots as the teams culture and rituals were passed down from the Orange County Otters father team, the San Bernardino Unforgiven. The Unforgiven had a team history of attaching cash rewards to injury, knock out, or dismember enemy players. The Otters also use the blood as eye black, which could explain the proficiency of their defense in getting off the field in times of extreme need. The Otters lead the league in yards surrendered, which you can see by the team statistics in tackles per team. Words: 205 [img src=\"http://i.imgur.com/lVbzvTH.png\" height=\"200px\" width=\"400px\" /]
(07-03-2017, 05:17 PM)automatic Wrote:The Otters have a dedicated pregame ritual, which has leaked to the rabid Otters fans. (Rabid Otters fans are not known to currently carry the rabies virus.) :jawdrop: For the record, I am not a part of this (07-03-2017, 04:20 PM)DefensiveJesus Wrote::jawdrop: For the record, I am not a part of this He may be crazy, but he's our crazy.
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Yeti gave season tickets to this guy for a reason. #dedication
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[div align=center][span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%']Player[/span] || Draft Profile || Updates [div align=center][SELECT style="background-color:black; color:brown; font-family:Arial; font-size: 16px; width: 400px; "][br][OPTION]Kendrick Hendrix || Colorado Yeti WR || 304 TPE [OPTION] [OPTION]-Drafted #46 Overall by Colorado [OPTION]-Height: 6'1'' || Weight: 202 lbs [OPTION]-Number: 83 [OPTION]-Type: Route-Runner [OPTION] [OPTION]-Skills: [OPTION]-Speed: 87 || Agility: 80 || Hands: 77 [OPTION]-Endurance: 70 [OPTION]-Intelligence: 58 [OPTION]-Strength: 50 [OPTION]-Run-Block: 23 || Pass-Block: 16 [OPTION] [OPTION]-S1 Stats: **Pro-Bowler** [OPTION]-Record: 8-6 || Targets: 110 [OPTION]-Receptions: 69 || Drops: 28 [OPTION]-Rec. Yards: 868 || Rec. TDs: 4 [OPTION]-Yards Per: 12.6 || Long: 45 [OPTION] [OPTION]-S1 Playoff Stats: **Ultimus Finalists** [OPTION]-Record: 1-1 || Targets: 12 [OPTION]-Receptions: 7 || Drops: 2 [OPTION]-Rec. Yards: 87 || Rec. TDs: 0 [OPTION]-Yards Per: 12.4 || Long: 22 [OPTION] [OPTION]-S2 Stats: [OPTION]-Record: 3-1 || Targets: 38 [OPTION]-Receptions: 19 || Drops: 3 [OPTION]-Rec. Yards: 294 || Rec. TDs: 1 [OPTION]-Yards Per: 15.5 || Long: 42 [SELECT style="background-color:black; color:brown; font-family:Arial; font-size: 16px; width: 400px; "][br][OPTION]Chet Fische || Colorado Yeti || General Manager
The Arizona Outlaws's fans are not something you can joke about. They are hardcore Outlaw fans. Before the even beginning of the NSFL season, there were jokes about how bad the Outlaws would be. The fans dealt with the hate around the league and were angry at how underrated their team was. Once the season started, the whole league was proven wrong and the fans were overjoyed. They would bring signs, posters, costumes, hats, and many more different Outlaw merchandise into the stadium, making it extremely uncomfortable for any non-Outlaw-fan in the stadium. Whenever the offense scores a touchdown or whenever the defense makes a big play the crowd is WILD. You cannot even hear the person next to you talking. One time one of the fans earned lifetime tickets because of his special dedication to the team. He was dressed in Outlaw gear from head to toe and even had the signature Outlaw hat and gun. He was seen almost at every game on the jumbotron and the team owner noticed this and gave him lifetime tickets for him and the rest of his family. Certainly a lucky man. The crowd in Arizona is a special one, and definitely one of the loudest in the league.
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Stormblessed has taken the NSFL by storm. With his superhuman speed and his overly mysterious background story, he has created a bit of a stir amongst the Arizona Outlaws faithful. Section S11 in the Outlaw home stadium is the unofficial home of the ‘Blessed Boys’ – a newly formed fan group that are similar to the most fervent ultras of Europe’s top soccer teams.
They chant all game, have jeers for opposing cornerbacks and even a ‘drop count’ similar to the MLB’s famous ‘K count’, steering into the skid when it comes to Stormblessed’s notorious drop problem. Storm had a chance to comment about this group of Outlaws after the prime time win against the Yeti’s, in which he scored a touchdown for the second game in a row. “I fucking love my fans. They are so dedicated. The only place they won’t travel is Yellowknife, and that’s because I told them not to. I don’t even want to go to that frozen shit hole. But anyway, the Boys in section S11 have meant so much to be this year. It’s such a boost hearing them chant my name. I’m hosting a huge party for them at the end of the year. I’ll have tons of stuff to give away. Game worn items, season tickets, swag of all sorts and even a special surprise at the end. Thank you Boys!” 229 words
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Code: sorry for the errors or whatever im drunk Lets talk about these fans that have backed the Arizona Outlaws since day one. These die hard fans have sat in 115 degree heat plus to cheer us at home every game. Even when we are an away team these guys are going to bars, BBQ, and anything they can to live breath football. These dedicated fans are what we play for. they are what we strive to give them the day to day smack talk to co workers. they look at us like we are some type of super hero saving the world as the leave work early, come to our games and cheer us on. This is what playing in the NSFL is all about. The fans stand on their feet and cheer us on even when we are losing. they are relentless. Arizona is a place where there only few things to do. Football is one of the main things that get them out in the 100+ heat. gives them an excuse to drink and cause trouble. Gives them to be a chance to be a OUTLAW. I love these fans. I want to sack the quarterback every time just for their dedication. The Outlaws fans are the best in the world and i hope we as a team, we as a family can bring home a trophy to them. Arizona we are doing this for you!!!
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