There is a tradition that started in on opening day that has carried on after the success of the team at home. The Arizona Outlaws mascot, Ozzie the Outlaw, dressed like your typical bandito, travels to various sections throughout the game and assaults fans with his .44 Magnum Water Cannon. Armed with a water tank under his vest, he can easily blast 30-40 fans in mere seconds. The joke started as a way to cool fans off during the 100 degree weather, but it has taken a lighter turn and fans bring goggles and snorkels in hopes of getting blasted.
As the season progressed, Ozzie would do so much as to hide in the concourse areas, and on the field out of view popping up on unsuspecting fans and team personnel. "Fill your hands, you dirty son-of-a-gun!" Ozzie would shout as he stuck up his victims. If the fan threw their hands up fast enough, or held out what they were holding, Ozzie would lower his weapon and a laugh would be shared. If you were to slow, or tried to run, you would face the wrath of the High Powered Water Revolve.
One of the greatest moments came when Arizona players were arriving for the final game of the season. As the players began to arrive, Ozzie was sure to hold them up and demand their carry-on. Ryan Flock was the lucky recipient that day. As he stepped out of his brand new luxury sports car and onto the walkway, Ozzie began lurking. As Ryan entered the facility, Ozzie pounced. "Alright Ryan, we can do this the easy way or the hard way. Hand it over!" The menacing Safety replied with "Not today Ozzie. They warned me about your kind 'round these parts. DRAW!" Flock then upholstered his own water gun and shot Ozzie right between the eyes, becoming the first to ever take the gringo down.
As the season progressed, Ozzie would do so much as to hide in the concourse areas, and on the field out of view popping up on unsuspecting fans and team personnel. "Fill your hands, you dirty son-of-a-gun!" Ozzie would shout as he stuck up his victims. If the fan threw their hands up fast enough, or held out what they were holding, Ozzie would lower his weapon and a laugh would be shared. If you were to slow, or tried to run, you would face the wrath of the High Powered Water Revolve.
One of the greatest moments came when Arizona players were arriving for the final game of the season. As the players began to arrive, Ozzie was sure to hold them up and demand their carry-on. Ryan Flock was the lucky recipient that day. As he stepped out of his brand new luxury sports car and onto the walkway, Ozzie began lurking. As Ryan entered the facility, Ozzie pounced. "Alright Ryan, we can do this the easy way or the hard way. Hand it over!" The menacing Safety replied with "Not today Ozzie. They warned me about your kind 'round these parts. DRAW!" Flock then upholstered his own water gun and shot Ozzie right between the eyes, becoming the first to ever take the gringo down.
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