12-22-2019, 11:39 PM
(This post was last modified: 12-30-2019, 03:27 PM by Fordhammer.)
The life of Sardine Beaner:
Sardine Beaner was truly never one to catch a football, or let alone a ball, period. However, Sardine Beaner went throughout his high school and college career loving football and almost every sport known to man, from golf, to bowling, to cricket, to baseball, to football, to disc golf, to boxing, to even strip poker. One of those caught his attention more than the others upon his enrollment to the Florida State University following his high school graduation: strip poker.
Stepping aside from what he did in his leisure time, though, Sardine Beaner did also try out for the football team having been a key element of his high school's football defense, as he was known to tackle anyone in his way due to the sheer size and weight of the bull of a man he is, weighing in over 300 pounds and towering over opponents at six foot five. Enemy teams have never refrained from cowardliness on the field, often never even trying to stop him as he towered over them and had them begging for their mothers to remove them from the football team to try participating in marching band instead. Nevertheless, Sardine Beaner's story continues with his record of concussing five opponents in one game (it was co-ed night in his senior year... poor ladies...). Florida State University strengthened his skills, and his teammates thanked the lord every night that he was on their team and not someone they would have to face.
After acquiring an NCAA ten game suspension for knocking all of the teeth out of the University of Florida quarterback's mouth as a result of a tackle, the Florida State coaches agreed he should reach out to the NSFL to further his career where the opponents are an equal match, and this is where we leave off with the legendary Sardine Beaner.
Sardine Beaner was truly never one to catch a football, or let alone a ball, period. However, Sardine Beaner went throughout his high school and college career loving football and almost every sport known to man, from golf, to bowling, to cricket, to baseball, to football, to disc golf, to boxing, to even strip poker. One of those caught his attention more than the others upon his enrollment to the Florida State University following his high school graduation: strip poker.
Stepping aside from what he did in his leisure time, though, Sardine Beaner did also try out for the football team having been a key element of his high school's football defense, as he was known to tackle anyone in his way due to the sheer size and weight of the bull of a man he is, weighing in over 300 pounds and towering over opponents at six foot five. Enemy teams have never refrained from cowardliness on the field, often never even trying to stop him as he towered over them and had them begging for their mothers to remove them from the football team to try participating in marching band instead. Nevertheless, Sardine Beaner's story continues with his record of concussing five opponents in one game (it was co-ed night in his senior year... poor ladies...). Florida State University strengthened his skills, and his teammates thanked the lord every night that he was on their team and not someone they would have to face.
After acquiring an NCAA ten game suspension for knocking all of the teeth out of the University of Florida quarterback's mouth as a result of a tackle, the Florida State coaches agreed he should reach out to the NSFL to further his career where the opponents are an equal match, and this is where we leave off with the legendary Sardine Beaner.