People say there are few certainties in life. Death being one, taxes being the other. We have now discovered a 3rd. Hehateme's ability to strike fear into opposing QB's looking to throw to his side. The ultimate troll on the football field, his name dares QB's to throw to his side of the field, only to watch in horror as the back of the jersey simply reads "Picksix" a reminder of the folly for throwing to the WR he is covering.
Hehateme was a 5 star recruit that fielded offers from The Ohio State University, however decided to join his community college instead because Ohio State wouldn't pay him. The Greendale Human Beings went 16-0 that year, a vast improvement from the 2-14 season they had the year before.
Super agent Scott Boras reportedly had to wait 2 hours in the snow just for the opportunity to hand Hehateme his business card. When asked what the agent could do for him? Boras allegedly said "Heard of Garrit Cole?" To which Hehateme replied. "Who?"
Once Boras explained that he had inked Cole to a mammoth deal with the Yankees, he explained to the young rookie that he could also become the next Garrit Cole but for football if he signed with Boras.
In true Hehateme fashion, he simply looked the super agent in the eye and said "The next Garrit Cole? I'm the only Picksix."
Boras waived the customary 10% agent fee to sign this kid as his mix of arrogance and cockiness is sure to be something to behold as his career unfolds. Will he be, as he says, the only Picksix? or will he be the next Charles Rogers? only time will tell.
This is Ihatehetoo, reporting from the Sentinel
Hehateme was a 5 star recruit that fielded offers from The Ohio State University, however decided to join his community college instead because Ohio State wouldn't pay him. The Greendale Human Beings went 16-0 that year, a vast improvement from the 2-14 season they had the year before.
Super agent Scott Boras reportedly had to wait 2 hours in the snow just for the opportunity to hand Hehateme his business card. When asked what the agent could do for him? Boras allegedly said "Heard of Garrit Cole?" To which Hehateme replied. "Who?"
Once Boras explained that he had inked Cole to a mammoth deal with the Yankees, he explained to the young rookie that he could also become the next Garrit Cole but for football if he signed with Boras.
In true Hehateme fashion, he simply looked the super agent in the eye and said "The next Garrit Cole? I'm the only Picksix."
Boras waived the customary 10% agent fee to sign this kid as his mix of arrogance and cockiness is sure to be something to behold as his career unfolds. Will he be, as he says, the only Picksix? or will he be the next Charles Rogers? only time will tell.
This is Ihatehetoo, reporting from the Sentinel