[This is 677 words long and is CLEARLY in line with multiple 1.5x media criteria and is ready to be graded. Enjoy!]
Hello there everyone! Quick question before I begin. If I state this is losing the off-season would it count as "-Who lost the offseason? Which team do you think failed miserably this offseason and things will NOT be looking up in the future?" for a dank ass 1.5x modifier of such I just have Lazslo Forty-Two do it instead so it qualifies under this character development or not.
Either way as someone who has lived on shitposting media rather than doing decent quality media anymore I think it is high time Mr. Shitpost pops his head into this discussion. However, Scorp was busy. So you are dealing with me instead. Sorry.
Instead of picking my fantasy pick I will be pulling a Fine Bros and be reacting to Jiggly's post about clickbait media. Naturally this benefits no-one. Hence why I am doing it and waffling for no legit reason other than to trick you, the sexy reader, into thinking this is important. Would be a perfect clickbait reply to go all in on I felt as well.
First point:
After pulling a Crime Scene Investigation: Las Vegas and enhancing the text 500 percent I quickly realised I could only see a handful of words. One of them being 'The'. Shockingly, Jiggly decided to write this piece of media in English. A bold decision but one I feel that we can agree paid off in the end.
Second point:
I noticed whilst not reading anything that it has Red text in it. I personally would have preferred Blue or perhaps the green colour the San Jose Sabre Cats or New Orleans Second Line's purple based colour for added sting. Truly get whatever he wrote about this piece of media in the zone, you know?
Side note, I did read this piece of media. Well, a few sentences but I for sure looked at the pictures. Which brings me onto arguably the biggest point:
Third point:
This is more so a side point and it might be my bad eye sight but looking at the San Jose Sabre Cats' logo as a large picture makes me think they are actually a mutated possum or some kind. They may want to run on being the San Jose Mutated Possums cause they would beat the Yellow Knife Wraiths if they faced in a final considering they can't beat rodents :^)
Forth point:
I feel the weeb character in the final picture could have said "Do not be a dick" in a nicer way. I dunno, I just feel it could have been said with a happy smile!
In conclusion:
I think it is fair to say that if ya boi Vanny-poo writes this type of bollocks another 400 times I will hit Isa money. But enough about that. I personally feel that this Colorado Yeti player attacking Jiggly attacking this attack on Bex has made it 100% confirmed that The Orange County Otters will win Season 20.
How? A very good question my man. It deserves a great good answer. Okay, this concludes my latest piece of media on National Simulation Football League. But before I go I asked the discord what they thought about this and this is what they said:
"Laszlo Forty-Two (C9 Van)Today at 8:51 PM
Guys, I am writing another dumb media no-one will care about rather than being productive. Anyone care to comment on it without knowing anything about it?
Bigred1580 Today at 8:51 PM
sure, lol
i just drafted you in fantasy so don't suck"
Poor, poor ass Big Red. In a last ditch attempt at 1.5x media I will claim he finishes last in his fantasy league. Lazzy is garbage. But I appreciate his thoughts on this huge situation. It will be interesting to see what Big Red thinks about this whole situation after my points have been highlighted to him.
Well, thank you for your time National Simulation Football League. I hope to see you all soon.
Hello there everyone! Quick question before I begin. If I state this is losing the off-season would it count as "-Who lost the offseason? Which team do you think failed miserably this offseason and things will NOT be looking up in the future?" for a dank ass 1.5x modifier of such I just have Lazslo Forty-Two do it instead so it qualifies under this character development or not.
Either way as someone who has lived on shitposting media rather than doing decent quality media anymore I think it is high time Mr. Shitpost pops his head into this discussion. However, Scorp was busy. So you are dealing with me instead. Sorry.
Instead of picking my fantasy pick I will be pulling a Fine Bros and be reacting to Jiggly's post about clickbait media. Naturally this benefits no-one. Hence why I am doing it and waffling for no legit reason other than to trick you, the sexy reader, into thinking this is important. Would be a perfect clickbait reply to go all in on I felt as well.
First point:
(01-17-2020, 09:02 PM)Jiggly_333 Wrote:the
After pulling a Crime Scene Investigation: Las Vegas and enhancing the text 500 percent I quickly realised I could only see a handful of words. One of them being 'The'. Shockingly, Jiggly decided to write this piece of media in English. A bold decision but one I feel that we can agree paid off in the end.
Second point:
I noticed whilst not reading anything that it has Red text in it. I personally would have preferred Blue or perhaps the green colour the San Jose Sabre Cats or New Orleans Second Line's purple based colour for added sting. Truly get whatever he wrote about this piece of media in the zone, you know?
Side note, I did read this piece of media. Well, a few sentences but I for sure looked at the pictures. Which brings me onto arguably the biggest point:
Third point:
This is more so a side point and it might be my bad eye sight but looking at the San Jose Sabre Cats' logo as a large picture makes me think they are actually a mutated possum or some kind. They may want to run on being the San Jose Mutated Possums cause they would beat the Yellow Knife Wraiths if they faced in a final considering they can't beat rodents :^)
Forth point:
I feel the weeb character in the final picture could have said "Do not be a dick" in a nicer way. I dunno, I just feel it could have been said with a happy smile!
In conclusion:
I think it is fair to say that if ya boi Vanny-poo writes this type of bollocks another 400 times I will hit Isa money. But enough about that. I personally feel that this Colorado Yeti player attacking Jiggly attacking this attack on Bex has made it 100% confirmed that The Orange County Otters will win Season 20.
How? A very good question my man. It deserves a great good answer. Okay, this concludes my latest piece of media on National Simulation Football League. But before I go I asked the discord what they thought about this and this is what they said:
"Laszlo Forty-Two (C9 Van)Today at 8:51 PM
Guys, I am writing another dumb media no-one will care about rather than being productive. Anyone care to comment on it without knowing anything about it?
Bigred1580 Today at 8:51 PM
sure, lol
i just drafted you in fantasy so don't suck"
Poor, poor ass Big Red. In a last ditch attempt at 1.5x media I will claim he finishes last in his fantasy league. Lazzy is garbage. But I appreciate his thoughts on this huge situation. It will be interesting to see what Big Red thinks about this whole situation after my points have been highlighted to him.
Well, thank you for your time National Simulation Football League. I hope to see you all soon.