Kross: Hello welcome to episode one Kross questioning with your host Chris Kross. A little info about this segment. Basically I just go around my teams locker room asking a question of the day to all my fellow teammates.
Kross: This weeks question is *drumroll* What is the most embarrassing or strange relationship moment you have had? It can be a break-up, a strange ex or even a tinder hookup. As long as it has to do with a relationship it's all fair game.
Kross: Let's see who we got first... Let's start with our rookie running back Mister Andrew Nova. So Nova, what is your most embarassing or strange relationship moment you've had?
Nova: Well one of the "highlights" of my time on Tinder was when I went on a date with this nice girl who I had been talking to for a few weeks. We hit it off pretty nicely on the date and had a good time only for her to fall off the face of the earth a few days later. Thinking I had been ghosted I messaged once and asked what was up. She then texted me back saying she was pregnant with her Ex's kid. Thinking this was a load of crap I double downed and called her out saying "you know, if you didnt want to hang anymore thats cool but you could atleast be honest with me" Imagine my reaction when she sent me a text with nothing but the ultrasound.
Kross: Oh jeez, that is quite the story!
Nova: The APP is full of people lying and the one time I call someone out on it they were actually telling the truth...
Kross: Tinder can be a wicked mistress haha, oh next let hit up miss Tree Gelbman. Aye yo Tree! What is your most embarrassing or strange relationship moment you've had?
Gelbman: Okay so, I matched with a super cute guy, thought he looked fairly familiar but wasn't really sure why. Went to dinner and then went back to my place afterwards. After we finished, as he was going to leave he dropped his wallet and I went to hand it to him and then I saw his last name... It was my best friends older brother!
Kross: Oh girl. But the real question... did you let him hit it?
Gelbman: Ye
Kross: Oh you dirty girl! Man to crazy ones right of the bat! Shakir Ahmed is right here so let's hit him up. Shakir I'm sure you heard me ask Tree so what about you?
Ahmed: Well my girlfriend in grade 11 was a fun one. we connected really well and went strong the entire year. when school ended in the summer we’d hang out at hers or mine every other day so we were in constant contact. her best friend (guy) tho talked to her and somehow got it into her head that i’m cheating on her. she blocked me on everything and when i went to her place to ask wtf are u doing she yelled we’re done. i was fucking devestated and went through a whole phase of like “i hate everyone all i wanna do is play ball and sleep”. i thought we had something more den “we’re done no conservation needed” well i found out this year (grade 12) about 2 weeks ago that her best friend lied to her about me so he could get with her and when they broke up 2 weeks ago he came clean about it and she tried to reconcile with me. little did she know that i moved on to someone better and shut her down real quick. not really much but only been in 3 relationships so there is that.
Kross: Dang man girls be crazy! *looks at Tree*. Okay better get outta here before she kills me. Let's move on to Rando Cardrissian. So Rando, what's your strange or embarrassing relationship moment?
Cardrissian: So...perhaps Rando trusts too much in the heart of the cards. At least, the cards he consults. He gave online dating a spin and kept a Cards Against Humanity deck of white cards beside him. When he entered a conversation, he included whatever was on the card he drew.
The last straw was when he asked someone if they were interested in German dungeon porn.
She said yes. Then let slip she was really a dude.
That was the last time.
Kross: Yup sounds like something you would do Rando. Okay I think we got time for one more before we gotta get to practice. Let's end on a bang with our star QB Zero Two. So Zero, what's your most strange or embarrassing relationship moment?
Two: Alright so one of my many problems with dating was this odd story:
So there was this girl that I was dating that I met through some mutual friends, usual stuff like that. We dated for a while and the ‘juicy’ part was that she was apparently insane and mentally not all there? Any movie we watched together she would find something to cry over that didn’t always make sense. Small stuff like a character named after her ex or something that caused her to burst out. Well eventually she started to cheat on me and used the excuse that she ‘had to focus on school’. Turns out that she had been doing the ‘break up for __’ to a bunch of girls for some reason. It was odd to find out later and piece things together.
Kross: Wow Two never knew you rolled that way. But on the bright side now you dont got a mental case on your hands.
Two: True. It was so odd because like she still didn’t break up with me before her birthday so had to setup for a surprise party that ultimately I had nothing to do with
Kross: Well looks like the surprise was for you that day. Welp looks like that's all the time we got for today.
*Two stares at Kross*
Kross: Okay okay I'll give a story. Well not the proudest moment of my life, but back when I was a young stallion back in high school I went to an all boys school so to meet girls you kinda had to hit them up on Tinder or Instagram or something. Well anyways I started talking to this girl on Instagram and we were talking for a good 8 months without actually meeting. Well I think you all know where this is going. Yes your boy the young stallion the stud of a man you see today got catfished.
Kross: Well that's all we got for today. Thanks for tuning in and Fear The Howl
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Kross: This weeks question is *drumroll* What is the most embarrassing or strange relationship moment you have had? It can be a break-up, a strange ex or even a tinder hookup. As long as it has to do with a relationship it's all fair game.
Kross: Let's see who we got first... Let's start with our rookie running back Mister Andrew Nova. So Nova, what is your most embarassing or strange relationship moment you've had?
Nova: Well one of the "highlights" of my time on Tinder was when I went on a date with this nice girl who I had been talking to for a few weeks. We hit it off pretty nicely on the date and had a good time only for her to fall off the face of the earth a few days later. Thinking I had been ghosted I messaged once and asked what was up. She then texted me back saying she was pregnant with her Ex's kid. Thinking this was a load of crap I double downed and called her out saying "you know, if you didnt want to hang anymore thats cool but you could atleast be honest with me" Imagine my reaction when she sent me a text with nothing but the ultrasound.
Kross: Oh jeez, that is quite the story!
Nova: The APP is full of people lying and the one time I call someone out on it they were actually telling the truth...
Kross: Tinder can be a wicked mistress haha, oh next let hit up miss Tree Gelbman. Aye yo Tree! What is your most embarrassing or strange relationship moment you've had?
Gelbman: Okay so, I matched with a super cute guy, thought he looked fairly familiar but wasn't really sure why. Went to dinner and then went back to my place afterwards. After we finished, as he was going to leave he dropped his wallet and I went to hand it to him and then I saw his last name... It was my best friends older brother!
Kross: Oh girl. But the real question... did you let him hit it?
Gelbman: Ye
Kross: Oh you dirty girl! Man to crazy ones right of the bat! Shakir Ahmed is right here so let's hit him up. Shakir I'm sure you heard me ask Tree so what about you?
Ahmed: Well my girlfriend in grade 11 was a fun one. we connected really well and went strong the entire year. when school ended in the summer we’d hang out at hers or mine every other day so we were in constant contact. her best friend (guy) tho talked to her and somehow got it into her head that i’m cheating on her. she blocked me on everything and when i went to her place to ask wtf are u doing she yelled we’re done. i was fucking devestated and went through a whole phase of like “i hate everyone all i wanna do is play ball and sleep”. i thought we had something more den “we’re done no conservation needed” well i found out this year (grade 12) about 2 weeks ago that her best friend lied to her about me so he could get with her and when they broke up 2 weeks ago he came clean about it and she tried to reconcile with me. little did she know that i moved on to someone better and shut her down real quick. not really much but only been in 3 relationships so there is that.
Kross: Dang man girls be crazy! *looks at Tree*. Okay better get outta here before she kills me. Let's move on to Rando Cardrissian. So Rando, what's your strange or embarrassing relationship moment?
Cardrissian: So...perhaps Rando trusts too much in the heart of the cards. At least, the cards he consults. He gave online dating a spin and kept a Cards Against Humanity deck of white cards beside him. When he entered a conversation, he included whatever was on the card he drew.
The last straw was when he asked someone if they were interested in German dungeon porn.
She said yes. Then let slip she was really a dude.
That was the last time.
Kross: Yup sounds like something you would do Rando. Okay I think we got time for one more before we gotta get to practice. Let's end on a bang with our star QB Zero Two. So Zero, what's your most strange or embarrassing relationship moment?
Two: Alright so one of my many problems with dating was this odd story:
So there was this girl that I was dating that I met through some mutual friends, usual stuff like that. We dated for a while and the ‘juicy’ part was that she was apparently insane and mentally not all there? Any movie we watched together she would find something to cry over that didn’t always make sense. Small stuff like a character named after her ex or something that caused her to burst out. Well eventually she started to cheat on me and used the excuse that she ‘had to focus on school’. Turns out that she had been doing the ‘break up for __’ to a bunch of girls for some reason. It was odd to find out later and piece things together.
Kross: Wow Two never knew you rolled that way. But on the bright side now you dont got a mental case on your hands.
Two: True. It was so odd because like she still didn’t break up with me before her birthday so had to setup for a surprise party that ultimately I had nothing to do with
Kross: Well looks like the surprise was for you that day. Welp looks like that's all the time we got for today.
*Two stares at Kross*
Kross: Okay okay I'll give a story. Well not the proudest moment of my life, but back when I was a young stallion back in high school I went to an all boys school so to meet girls you kinda had to hit them up on Tinder or Instagram or something. Well anyways I started talking to this girl on Instagram and we were talking for a good 8 months without actually meeting. Well I think you all know where this is going. Yes your boy the young stallion the stud of a man you see today got catfished.
Kross: Well that's all we got for today. Thanks for tuning in and Fear The Howl
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