Once upon a time in a city called Amarillo, Texas, there was a child by the name of J. J. Jay-Jaymison, known by many of his friends as just "Jay", born. He was raised by his parents, who were both very big, well known golf players, as were their parents before them, and their parents before them. Thus, as one might expect, his parents made him learn how to golf so that he would be able to continue his family legacy. There was just one problem, however, and that problem was that J. J. Jay-Jaymison had very weak arms. Weak arms are not at all what a golf player wants, as then you can't hit the ball hard. What Jay lacked in arm strength, however, he made up for in his leg strength. He was able to kick things really hard. He found this out when one day, while he was golfing and dissapointing his parents, he was so upset with his dumb weak arms that he kicked the golf ball off of the tee, making the ball fly the full 330 feet of the hole, landing for a hole in one. A quick check of the rule book by his parents found that it was not legal to do this in a golf competition, but Jay loved it. He loved the feeling of kicking a ball really far. He soon tried out for soccer, because you get to kick the ball around, but it mostly involed kicking the ball only a short amount of distance, and he wanted to kick the ball far. One day, Jay was watching TV when he realized what his true calling was. He saw a kicker in the NFL try a 69 yard field goal, and miss. "What a loser" Jay said. "I could haave easily hit that". As soon as he said this, he realized what he needed to do. He called up his college and said he needed to be on the football team. The college he went to, Jack Kelley’s Northeastern College of Real Estate, was not a very large college at all, but for some reason they had a full football program, and one look at Jay and the coach knew he needed him. The entire team was just completely awful. Their first game of the season, they did not get a single first down, but they scored on every single drive thanks to Jay's leg. From then on, the team did not even try to use the rest of their offence. As soon as the got the ball, Jay would just kick it for a field goal. They played every game like this, and they won every game like this. Jay became a legend for all like 14 people at the college. He then declared for the draft after the season, to the dismay of his college coach, as this dommed Jack Kelley’s Northeastern College of Real Estate to never win another football game again. Jay is excited to see what will happen, as is excited to kick things far.
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