The NSFL and DSFL shutting down may actually be a good thing for Kansas City. Currently 30 “tamed’”coyotes roam the practice facility and have already bitten several of our players including Eddie ‘The Cheeta’ Jeeta whom the coyotes mistook for an actual cheetah. While attempts have been made at teaching these coyotes football, roughing the passer calls have spiked tremendously. In addition to this I have been locked in the basement by Tree Gelbman for “getting close to the cereal cupboard”. While I was not close to the original cereal cupboard, apparently Tree had replaced all of our lockers with new cereal cupboards, so as I went to collect my stuff, cereal poured out and nearly drowned me.
While there may be football related issues in Missouri, the team has alternative job prospects in becoming leaders of the “not so free” world. Recent games of Risk have proven excellent training and many members have claimed their area of the world for our future world domination. Butters in North America, Me in Japan, Tree in Treeland and Starboy somewhere in the middle of Asia. These games have shown why Co-GM Butters has been chosen for the job, his strategic prowess and alliance building abilities are second to none. We will find why Starboy is GM at some point hopefully…
All of the players on the Coyotes would be distraught if the season was lost as it would deny them all the Ultimini title that they have pretty much already locked up.
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While there may be football related issues in Missouri, the team has alternative job prospects in becoming leaders of the “not so free” world. Recent games of Risk have proven excellent training and many members have claimed their area of the world for our future world domination. Butters in North America, Me in Japan, Tree in Treeland and Starboy somewhere in the middle of Asia. These games have shown why Co-GM Butters has been chosen for the job, his strategic prowess and alliance building abilities are second to none. We will find why Starboy is GM at some point hopefully…
All of the players on the Coyotes would be distraught if the season was lost as it would deny them all the Ultimini title that they have pretty much already locked up.
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