The Draft is almost upon us and people are looking at prospects and their fit into teams and locker rooms, where they could end up in the draft through a probably ridiculous number of mocks and players and teams anxious about where they will end up.
However, I believe there is a more prominent element that needs to be investigated regarding this draft class. It needs to be known whether or not they are serial killers or if they are upstanding members of the community. It is crucial to determine which members of this substantial rookie class are potential psychopaths, sociopaths or serial killers.
According to statistics, “Psychopaths make up about 1 percent of the general population” [https://www.livescience.com/16585-psycho...guage.html]. Looking at this upcoming draft class, it would mean that according to science approximately 3 members of the draft class are psychopaths. With the deep connections that are available between psychopaths and serial killers, it is crucial to study potential rookies and their likelihood at being psychopaths and serial killers.
Magnus Rikiya – @Tesla
Tesla is a rookie to the NSFL and has already received loads of compliments from several members of the community and has developed an outstanding reputation of being nice and accommodating to absolutely everyone. One such example of this is this quote from Butters who said:
“Can we ban Tesla for being too nice”
The reputation Tesla had generated has made me question is Tesla is one of those people that are obvious way too nice in reality but are secret psychopaths.
Just like Jefferey Dahmer who had a reputation of being way too nice and polite to all of his victims and investigators, Tesla has been able to use her polite nature to avoid her crimes.
Tesla seems like the sort of person who is the nicest person around until they are alone at home where she tears the heads off her dolls and parades them around on a stick like she is a Queen in Medieval Europe.
Just like Sid from Toy Story, Tesla is more then like demented on the inside but is still able to portray her loving external character for the time being. The real question is when she will move on from Doll’s heads on a stick to Animal’s head and Human Heads.
According to this article [https://www.aconsciousrethink.com/4920/7...ce-people/] Tesla might be manipulative, a martyr, not actually nice, not fully human, on drugs, annoying or a liar.
Pro Comparison = Jeffrey Dahmer.
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Thomas Passman - @StamkosFan
It should be quite obvious why Thomas Passman is on this list. His recent trial for first degree murder has showed that he is potentially capable of becoming a serial killer. So far, it is quite evident that Passman is a potential murderer and it isn’t a stretch to say that there is potential for him to be a repetitive killer and join the serial killer club.
Another interesting element when looking at Passman is the potential for external voices to influence his decisions. This was something visible in the locker room of Tijuana one day [http://nsfl.jcink.net/index.php?showtopic=20376&hl=] where the walls red “THE END IS NEAR”, “DEATH IS THE ANSWER”. Potential voices in his head potentially lead to psychosis, schizophrenia
It is incredibly likely that Passman suffers from psychotic breaks or schizophrenia which may as well ended up being the reason behind his alleged first attack. If that is the case, it would be incredibly likely that Thomas Passman breaks into another psychosis and strikes again.
Pro Comparison = David Berkowitz (Son of Sam)
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Colt Mendoza – @iStegosauruz
Colt Mendoza and iSteg has quickly generated a formidable reputation around the league mostly through his extensive media articles and statistical analysis. This reputation and work has led to him becoming a co-general manager (OR IS HE!!) and the likely number one overall pick in the upcoming National Simulation Football League Season 22 Draft.
There is absolutely potential for Stego to become overworked and all of a sudden snap one day until a deluded rage murdering several people along the warpath. Overworked and stressed out may be the catalyst for Mendoza to break out into murderous rage.
There is also another angle to look at regarding the potential serial killer-ness of Colt Mendoza, apparently he has just earned the title of Co General Manager for the Dallas Birddogs. However, he may not actually be the General Manager and just using the illusion of power to draw in his potential victims as he gets ready to start his murderous rampage, similar to the strategy utilized by one of the most notorious serial killers of all time, Ted Bundy. Bundy pretended to be in positions of power to create a series of trust in his victims that allowed him access to murder them.
Pro Comparison = Ted Bundy.
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Cadillac Harris – @`tractorcito_grande`
He is fucking nuts.
Pro Comparison = John Wayne Gacy [Cos he a clown]
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Brandon Booker – @Memento Mori
Booker may seem like the most unlikely candidate to find his way onto this media article however information I have dug up has lead to his name and user being firmly planted on this list. Prior investigation has lead to a discovery about the prior living environment of Memento Mori and that he was once living in London. Similar investigations discovered how Memento has an affinity for the use of working women during his days off. This has led to a comparison between him and another famous person from London who had an interest in seeing working women, that being Jack the Ripper.
Similarly, we can have a look at the username ‘Memento Mori’ which is an artistic or symbolic reminder of the inevitability of death. Someone who murders for fun would like to remind us about the inevitability of death especially before he stabs you in the face.
Pro Comparison = Jack The Ripper
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Dax Frost – @Frostbite
I know this article is supposed to be about NSFL Rookies but since he is a rookie GM in the National Simulation Football League, I think it is appropriate to mention him here. Frost attempts to portray himself as a cult leader who attempts to draw his followers into his temple in Sarasota.
He is very similar to another infamous cult leader, Charles Manson, in that he gets his underlings to go through and commit the crimes for him. The underlings may get into trouble but Charles the mastermind is protected along the way.
It is very hard to determine the endgame of Frost and his cult. They could culminate in a police sting or die quietly. However there is one sinister possibility that needs to be investigated. Frost’s endgame may very well replicate Jonestown and force his followers into a mass retirement unseen since the massive scandal that ended the Las Vegas Legion in the early days of the NSFL. Frost requires his follower to ‘drink the kool aid’ and follow his movements as time flows on. How it will end will only be answered as time goes on.
Pro Comparison = Charles Manson/ Jim Jones
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NicholasTheGreat – Bruce Buckley
Bruce Buckley has high violent tendencies due to his recent attack of a reporter prior to the Developmental Simulation Football League. This dropped his draft stock and resulted in a series of red flags being attached to his scouting profile. Looking at in now, there is absolutely potential for Buckley to use these violent tendencies for murder as it is not that far along the road from assault in which Buckley has allegedly already done.
One such potential method could involve Buckley picking up large rocks in fits of rage and dropping them on hopeless victims below. Buckley having slight fits of rage fits this profile leading to some people speculating a family member may be India’s famous Stoneman who commited several murders of this type in Calcutta in the second half of the 1980s.
Another potential insight as to why Bruce Buckley may be a serial killer is his username ‘Nicholas The Great’, it appears that the user is full of overindulged ego potential leading to an ego breaking sparking a killing spree.
Pro Comparison = Stoneman
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Retrospace111 – Zamir Kehla
Zamir, Zamir, Zamir, we couldn’t have this article without you can we. Zamir likes to open his mouth and say whatever he can to get the attention put onto him. He can’t live without the spotlight being firmly on him and will do anything to ensure it is as bright as possible and shining directly on him. Could murder be the final plan in Zamir’s playbook to keep the spotlight?
Just like the Zodiac killer who sent letters to newspapers and police stations to brag and show off his achievements, Zamir likes to brag about his achievements through twitter, the forums and discord. Could Zamir actually be the Zodiac Killer? They both start with Z…
Pro Comparison = The Zodiac Killer
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So there you have it, a small sample of prospects in the upcoming draft who may very well be secret serial killers currently or serial killers in the making. General Managers, please be careful when you look at these prospects, you may never know:
- If you end up with your head on Tesla’s stick
- If your charmed into iStegs murder lair
- If you’re a future victim of a psychotic Thomas Passman rage
- If you’re stuck with that clown Cadillac Harris
- If you’re a member of the Cult of Frostbite
- If you end up with a stone on your head courtesy of Bruce Buckley
- If you end up with your guts torn up like an 19th century London prostitute
- If you end up a victim on Zamir’s path to the spotlight.
Good Luck General Managers, you need it. [INSERT EVIL LAUGH HERE]
1.5x media pls.
However, I believe there is a more prominent element that needs to be investigated regarding this draft class. It needs to be known whether or not they are serial killers or if they are upstanding members of the community. It is crucial to determine which members of this substantial rookie class are potential psychopaths, sociopaths or serial killers.
According to statistics, “Psychopaths make up about 1 percent of the general population” [https://www.livescience.com/16585-psycho...guage.html]. Looking at this upcoming draft class, it would mean that according to science approximately 3 members of the draft class are psychopaths. With the deep connections that are available between psychopaths and serial killers, it is crucial to study potential rookies and their likelihood at being psychopaths and serial killers.
Magnus Rikiya – @Tesla
Tesla is a rookie to the NSFL and has already received loads of compliments from several members of the community and has developed an outstanding reputation of being nice and accommodating to absolutely everyone. One such example of this is this quote from Butters who said:
“Can we ban Tesla for being too nice”
The reputation Tesla had generated has made me question is Tesla is one of those people that are obvious way too nice in reality but are secret psychopaths.
Just like Jefferey Dahmer who had a reputation of being way too nice and polite to all of his victims and investigators, Tesla has been able to use her polite nature to avoid her crimes.
Tesla seems like the sort of person who is the nicest person around until they are alone at home where she tears the heads off her dolls and parades them around on a stick like she is a Queen in Medieval Europe.
Just like Sid from Toy Story, Tesla is more then like demented on the inside but is still able to portray her loving external character for the time being. The real question is when she will move on from Doll’s heads on a stick to Animal’s head and Human Heads.
According to this article [https://www.aconsciousrethink.com/4920/7...ce-people/] Tesla might be manipulative, a martyr, not actually nice, not fully human, on drugs, annoying or a liar.
Pro Comparison = Jeffrey Dahmer.
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Thomas Passman - @StamkosFan
It should be quite obvious why Thomas Passman is on this list. His recent trial for first degree murder has showed that he is potentially capable of becoming a serial killer. So far, it is quite evident that Passman is a potential murderer and it isn’t a stretch to say that there is potential for him to be a repetitive killer and join the serial killer club.
Another interesting element when looking at Passman is the potential for external voices to influence his decisions. This was something visible in the locker room of Tijuana one day [http://nsfl.jcink.net/index.php?showtopic=20376&hl=] where the walls red “THE END IS NEAR”, “DEATH IS THE ANSWER”. Potential voices in his head potentially lead to psychosis, schizophrenia
It is incredibly likely that Passman suffers from psychotic breaks or schizophrenia which may as well ended up being the reason behind his alleged first attack. If that is the case, it would be incredibly likely that Thomas Passman breaks into another psychosis and strikes again.
Pro Comparison = David Berkowitz (Son of Sam)
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Colt Mendoza – @iStegosauruz
Colt Mendoza and iSteg has quickly generated a formidable reputation around the league mostly through his extensive media articles and statistical analysis. This reputation and work has led to him becoming a co-general manager (OR IS HE!!) and the likely number one overall pick in the upcoming National Simulation Football League Season 22 Draft.
There is absolutely potential for Stego to become overworked and all of a sudden snap one day until a deluded rage murdering several people along the warpath. Overworked and stressed out may be the catalyst for Mendoza to break out into murderous rage.
There is also another angle to look at regarding the potential serial killer-ness of Colt Mendoza, apparently he has just earned the title of Co General Manager for the Dallas Birddogs. However, he may not actually be the General Manager and just using the illusion of power to draw in his potential victims as he gets ready to start his murderous rampage, similar to the strategy utilized by one of the most notorious serial killers of all time, Ted Bundy. Bundy pretended to be in positions of power to create a series of trust in his victims that allowed him access to murder them.
Pro Comparison = Ted Bundy.
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Cadillac Harris – @`tractorcito_grande`
He is fucking nuts.
Pro Comparison = John Wayne Gacy [Cos he a clown]
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Brandon Booker – @Memento Mori
Booker may seem like the most unlikely candidate to find his way onto this media article however information I have dug up has lead to his name and user being firmly planted on this list. Prior investigation has lead to a discovery about the prior living environment of Memento Mori and that he was once living in London. Similar investigations discovered how Memento has an affinity for the use of working women during his days off. This has led to a comparison between him and another famous person from London who had an interest in seeing working women, that being Jack the Ripper.
Similarly, we can have a look at the username ‘Memento Mori’ which is an artistic or symbolic reminder of the inevitability of death. Someone who murders for fun would like to remind us about the inevitability of death especially before he stabs you in the face.
Pro Comparison = Jack The Ripper
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Dax Frost – @Frostbite
I know this article is supposed to be about NSFL Rookies but since he is a rookie GM in the National Simulation Football League, I think it is appropriate to mention him here. Frost attempts to portray himself as a cult leader who attempts to draw his followers into his temple in Sarasota.
He is very similar to another infamous cult leader, Charles Manson, in that he gets his underlings to go through and commit the crimes for him. The underlings may get into trouble but Charles the mastermind is protected along the way.
It is very hard to determine the endgame of Frost and his cult. They could culminate in a police sting or die quietly. However there is one sinister possibility that needs to be investigated. Frost’s endgame may very well replicate Jonestown and force his followers into a mass retirement unseen since the massive scandal that ended the Las Vegas Legion in the early days of the NSFL. Frost requires his follower to ‘drink the kool aid’ and follow his movements as time flows on. How it will end will only be answered as time goes on.
Pro Comparison = Charles Manson/ Jim Jones
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NicholasTheGreat – Bruce Buckley
Bruce Buckley has high violent tendencies due to his recent attack of a reporter prior to the Developmental Simulation Football League. This dropped his draft stock and resulted in a series of red flags being attached to his scouting profile. Looking at in now, there is absolutely potential for Buckley to use these violent tendencies for murder as it is not that far along the road from assault in which Buckley has allegedly already done.
One such potential method could involve Buckley picking up large rocks in fits of rage and dropping them on hopeless victims below. Buckley having slight fits of rage fits this profile leading to some people speculating a family member may be India’s famous Stoneman who commited several murders of this type in Calcutta in the second half of the 1980s.
Another potential insight as to why Bruce Buckley may be a serial killer is his username ‘Nicholas The Great’, it appears that the user is full of overindulged ego potential leading to an ego breaking sparking a killing spree.
Pro Comparison = Stoneman
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Retrospace111 – Zamir Kehla
Zamir, Zamir, Zamir, we couldn’t have this article without you can we. Zamir likes to open his mouth and say whatever he can to get the attention put onto him. He can’t live without the spotlight being firmly on him and will do anything to ensure it is as bright as possible and shining directly on him. Could murder be the final plan in Zamir’s playbook to keep the spotlight?
Just like the Zodiac killer who sent letters to newspapers and police stations to brag and show off his achievements, Zamir likes to brag about his achievements through twitter, the forums and discord. Could Zamir actually be the Zodiac Killer? They both start with Z…
Pro Comparison = The Zodiac Killer
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So there you have it, a small sample of prospects in the upcoming draft who may very well be secret serial killers currently or serial killers in the making. General Managers, please be careful when you look at these prospects, you may never know:
- If you end up with your head on Tesla’s stick
- If your charmed into iStegs murder lair
- If you’re a future victim of a psychotic Thomas Passman rage
- If you’re stuck with that clown Cadillac Harris
- If you’re a member of the Cult of Frostbite
- If you end up with a stone on your head courtesy of Bruce Buckley
- If you end up with your guts torn up like an 19th century London prostitute
- If you end up a victim on Zamir’s path to the spotlight.
Good Luck General Managers, you need it. [INSERT EVIL LAUGH HERE]
1.5x media pls.