[Hey. Technically I'm in that draft so this should be 1.5x media. It is 775 words long roughly and ready to be graded]
So this is going to be more of a vent than anything. (Very petty I know. But it will make me feel better and that is all I want from this.)
I do not think this'll be a spicy drama or anything cause it won't do much but it might make a nice change from the Chicago Butchers being Chicago Butchers.
Let me take you back to the start of Lazzy. I have missed a handful of TPE but I am still doing very well for overall TPE and I managed to go 3rd overall to the Colorado Yeti. Back then they did not always make the play offs. No they were featured in the Toilet Bowl and were a walking joke of a team back then.
I did not care one bit. I welcomed the challenge of trying to help them become a better team. What better story than helping a shite joke of a team become a threat.
So remember the point I had no issues with not being drafted to a contending any time soon team.
Next remember they have always had James Bishop. An amazing user who I still love and damn near always will. Helped me with my build, good to talk with, etc. But I have also been playing under him for all of my career. Not shocking I will admit but not everyone does this and I consider that still a decent plus considering what a few people in sim leagues can be like when playing second fiddle.
Finally, I have always prided myself on being about the team than about myself. This then should not shock you that I have always taken minimum contracts every time so that we can have more cash for other people. Once again, a decision I just always do cause I know I can pump media out unlike a lot of users can.
The other major thing I need to point out is the plan I have had to turn into an OL player (Not this upcoming season like I now am) after the upcoming season just before regression hits me. The reason I am doing this is because I genuinely hate Wide Receiver. It is fucking awful. It always has been and always will be. The one positive from this is I am free from this bollocks position.
This technically is the one thing I have requested and it cost me being protected by you. Fair enough, I guess. But the fact you are protecting a 400-ish TPE person who never ever talks in the Locker Room when we all know I was one of the main reasons Yeti started to get an active locker room after season upon season of nothing good happening to us is a pretty shitty feeling. Genuinely hurt I meant fuck all to you. I basically wasted a good number of seasons just so you can be decent rather than a walking joke.
My one piece of advice to rookies now is do not do fuck all for a team, nor try to help a weak team in the league cause loyalty means jack shit, or at least to the Colorado Yeti.
I would have happily continued to min contract and try to help the team anyway I could. How fucking stupid.
Continuing to be honest cause I think it might pop up, I did not think the Sailfish were that interested in me based off talks. Like at all lol. I told both of them the plan I had. I would have bet on the Honolulu based team picking me up since they liked the sound of me as an OL so Yeti knew they were probably going to lose me if they didn't protect me. But the fact this could have been avoided legit hurts me considering you threw me away.
So just to finish the venting: Fuck Colorado. You ungrateful scummy pricks. I do not really care if you pull an Otters and dynasty in dominating fashion or you just go back to what Colorado do best. You're just dead to me. (A part from Bwest, you're a bae lol <3)
Onto the future though, let's do this Sailfish and let's help out the OL position.
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So turns out I am a bit of a media whore and a few people found this funny so the following had to happen:
"C9 Van (Laszlo Forty-Two) Today at 2:38 AM
anyone want a shout out to me calling out the yeti?
slothfacekilla Today at 2:39 AM
me
C9 Van (Laszlo Forty-Two)Today at 2:39 AM
deal!"
So this is going to be more of a vent than anything. (Very petty I know. But it will make me feel better and that is all I want from this.)
I do not think this'll be a spicy drama or anything cause it won't do much but it might make a nice change from the Chicago Butchers being Chicago Butchers.
Let me take you back to the start of Lazzy. I have missed a handful of TPE but I am still doing very well for overall TPE and I managed to go 3rd overall to the Colorado Yeti. Back then they did not always make the play offs. No they were featured in the Toilet Bowl and were a walking joke of a team back then.
I did not care one bit. I welcomed the challenge of trying to help them become a better team. What better story than helping a shite joke of a team become a threat.
So remember the point I had no issues with not being drafted to a contending any time soon team.
Next remember they have always had James Bishop. An amazing user who I still love and damn near always will. Helped me with my build, good to talk with, etc. But I have also been playing under him for all of my career. Not shocking I will admit but not everyone does this and I consider that still a decent plus considering what a few people in sim leagues can be like when playing second fiddle.
Finally, I have always prided myself on being about the team than about myself. This then should not shock you that I have always taken minimum contracts every time so that we can have more cash for other people. Once again, a decision I just always do cause I know I can pump media out unlike a lot of users can.
The other major thing I need to point out is the plan I have had to turn into an OL player (Not this upcoming season like I now am) after the upcoming season just before regression hits me. The reason I am doing this is because I genuinely hate Wide Receiver. It is fucking awful. It always has been and always will be. The one positive from this is I am free from this bollocks position.
This technically is the one thing I have requested and it cost me being protected by you. Fair enough, I guess. But the fact you are protecting a 400-ish TPE person who never ever talks in the Locker Room when we all know I was one of the main reasons Yeti started to get an active locker room after season upon season of nothing good happening to us is a pretty shitty feeling. Genuinely hurt I meant fuck all to you. I basically wasted a good number of seasons just so you can be decent rather than a walking joke.
My one piece of advice to rookies now is do not do fuck all for a team, nor try to help a weak team in the league cause loyalty means jack shit, or at least to the Colorado Yeti.
I would have happily continued to min contract and try to help the team anyway I could. How fucking stupid.
Continuing to be honest cause I think it might pop up, I did not think the Sailfish were that interested in me based off talks. Like at all lol. I told both of them the plan I had. I would have bet on the Honolulu based team picking me up since they liked the sound of me as an OL so Yeti knew they were probably going to lose me if they didn't protect me. But the fact this could have been avoided legit hurts me considering you threw me away.
So just to finish the venting: Fuck Colorado. You ungrateful scummy pricks. I do not really care if you pull an Otters and dynasty in dominating fashion or you just go back to what Colorado do best. You're just dead to me. (A part from Bwest, you're a bae lol <3)
Onto the future though, let's do this Sailfish and let's help out the OL position.
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So turns out I am a bit of a media whore and a few people found this funny so the following had to happen:
"C9 Van (Laszlo Forty-Two) Today at 2:38 AM
anyone want a shout out to me calling out the yeti?
slothfacekilla Today at 2:39 AM
me
C9 Van (Laszlo Forty-Two)Today at 2:39 AM
deal!"