Where will Tomage McGullager go in the the Developmental Sim Football League draft? (I still have not taken the time to learn if the D in DSFL actually stands for Developmental or not. I need to look into that.) That will be determined soon and very soon. One thing is for sure though, Tomage McGullager will be going to the championship. That is a check you can take to the bank. Though if you are currently going to the bank to deposit that check, I recommend wearing gloves and possibly even a mask. Be safe out there kids!
Here are the 5 W's of Tomage McGullager's draft scouting report:
WHERE would Tomage McGullager like to go in the draft? Anywhere that will provide a fun locker room and a knowledgeable staff. There may be a secret clear cut favorite in Tomage McGullager's mind already just like there is vomit on his shirt already. Mom's spaghetti! This secret favorite team will not be revealed though because Tomage McGullager will ultimately happily play for whichever team drafts Tomage McGullager.
WHO is Tomage McGullager? Tomage McGullager could be a new member of a prestigious retirement community that was rocked with 3 murders by an employee to try and get her mother, who was on the waiting list, into this prestigious retirement home and out of a run down retirement home down the street. BUT, before Tomage McGullager arrived at this glorious though now tainted retirement community in beautiful Santa Barbra, California, he was informed by who he was led to believe was the retirement community staff telling him that due to an infestation, he would have to wait three days so the retirement community could exterminate the problem, when in reality the person who called him was a Psychic Detective who was trying to solve the case of these murders by having his father pose as Tomage McGullager until the real Tomage McGullager arrived. OR Tomage McGullager could be the top National Sim Football League prospect out of Wyoming, Delaware who is about to be selected in the first round in the Developmental Sim Football League. Either option is very possible.
WHY is Gamora, I mean Tomage McGullager? I'm not sure what you mean by this. Do you mean why is Tomage McGullager getting drafted so high? That is because he is the best prospect and the best player in the Developmental Sim Football League. Do you mean why does Tomage McGullager play football? That's because his football skill are without question a gift sent straight from the gods. Ever since Gloria McGullager gave birth to the man who would one day save the National Sim Football League from amateur players and mediocre plays, Tomage McGullager's destiny was to be the best football player the Nation Sim Football League has ever seen.
WHAT can Tomage McGullager bring to the table? Well I, Philliesphan96 made a promise back when I first got the the Pro Baseball Experience and it got me 1oa in the minors draft. That promise is a mix tape. A league themed original mix tape. And yes, I now make the same promise here in the National Sim Football League to try and score a similar draft result in this draft. Tomage McGullager will also bring a championship to the table. Ever since Tomage McGullager was a boy, Tomage McGullager's father would call him "Champ" and ever since then, Tomage McGullager has bee a champ at everything he has ever done.
WHEN is Tomage McGullager going to get a trophy. That is an easy question. Tomage McGullager will get a trophy when a team drafts him. He will be drafted then play through the regular season the absolutely dominate the league, the dominate even more in the playoffs, then will be crowned champion. That is how it will go down, for that is what the prophecy has foretold. Many moons ago, when Gloria McGullager gave birth, a small group of religious fanatics found her and showed her the ancient text written before time itself by the god of football. This sacred, ancient text read "When the full moon shines twice in the 6th month of the first season of the National Sim Football League, a son will be born to Glory. This boy shall rise up to take the National Sim Football League to the place it was designed to be by me, the football god. This boy shall lead the National Sim Football League from amateur players to skilled legends, from mediocre plays to exciting schemes. This boy will bring the National Sim Football League from the dark years to the age of tomorrow. For this reason, he shall be known as Tomage, the Bringer of the Age of Tomorrow." When Gloria McGullager was shown the ancient text and realized that it was the second full moon, also known as the blue moon, that was shining over her and her precious child that night and that it was the sixth month since the start of a band new football league entitled the National Sim Football League and that when the text stated that a son would be born to Glory that it meant a son would be born to a woman named Gloria and continue on to fulfill her own name and bring about glory to her family as well as the National Sim Football League, she realized what she must name her child. So she named her child Tomage. Tomage McGullager was his name, for Tomage McGullager would be destined to be the savior of the National Sim Football League. Tomage McGullager would save the National Sim Football League from amateur players and mediocre plays and bring about an era of highly skilled legends and exciting schemes. Tomage McGullager would truly bring the National Sim Football League to the age of tomorrow. Gloria McGullager did her part. Gloria McGullager had the easy part. Tomage McGullager's work is only just beginning. Tomage McGullager will enter his first season with the Developmental Sim Football League and win a championship as his first step toward saving the National Sim Football League.
Here are the 5 W's of Tomage McGullager's draft scouting report:
WHERE would Tomage McGullager like to go in the draft? Anywhere that will provide a fun locker room and a knowledgeable staff. There may be a secret clear cut favorite in Tomage McGullager's mind already just like there is vomit on his shirt already. Mom's spaghetti! This secret favorite team will not be revealed though because Tomage McGullager will ultimately happily play for whichever team drafts Tomage McGullager.
WHO is Tomage McGullager? Tomage McGullager could be a new member of a prestigious retirement community that was rocked with 3 murders by an employee to try and get her mother, who was on the waiting list, into this prestigious retirement home and out of a run down retirement home down the street. BUT, before Tomage McGullager arrived at this glorious though now tainted retirement community in beautiful Santa Barbra, California, he was informed by who he was led to believe was the retirement community staff telling him that due to an infestation, he would have to wait three days so the retirement community could exterminate the problem, when in reality the person who called him was a Psychic Detective who was trying to solve the case of these murders by having his father pose as Tomage McGullager until the real Tomage McGullager arrived. OR Tomage McGullager could be the top National Sim Football League prospect out of Wyoming, Delaware who is about to be selected in the first round in the Developmental Sim Football League. Either option is very possible.
WHY is Gamora, I mean Tomage McGullager? I'm not sure what you mean by this. Do you mean why is Tomage McGullager getting drafted so high? That is because he is the best prospect and the best player in the Developmental Sim Football League. Do you mean why does Tomage McGullager play football? That's because his football skill are without question a gift sent straight from the gods. Ever since Gloria McGullager gave birth to the man who would one day save the National Sim Football League from amateur players and mediocre plays, Tomage McGullager's destiny was to be the best football player the Nation Sim Football League has ever seen.
WHAT can Tomage McGullager bring to the table? Well I, Philliesphan96 made a promise back when I first got the the Pro Baseball Experience and it got me 1oa in the minors draft. That promise is a mix tape. A league themed original mix tape. And yes, I now make the same promise here in the National Sim Football League to try and score a similar draft result in this draft. Tomage McGullager will also bring a championship to the table. Ever since Tomage McGullager was a boy, Tomage McGullager's father would call him "Champ" and ever since then, Tomage McGullager has bee a champ at everything he has ever done.
WHEN is Tomage McGullager going to get a trophy. That is an easy question. Tomage McGullager will get a trophy when a team drafts him. He will be drafted then play through the regular season the absolutely dominate the league, the dominate even more in the playoffs, then will be crowned champion. That is how it will go down, for that is what the prophecy has foretold. Many moons ago, when Gloria McGullager gave birth, a small group of religious fanatics found her and showed her the ancient text written before time itself by the god of football. This sacred, ancient text read "When the full moon shines twice in the 6th month of the first season of the National Sim Football League, a son will be born to Glory. This boy shall rise up to take the National Sim Football League to the place it was designed to be by me, the football god. This boy shall lead the National Sim Football League from amateur players to skilled legends, from mediocre plays to exciting schemes. This boy will bring the National Sim Football League from the dark years to the age of tomorrow. For this reason, he shall be known as Tomage, the Bringer of the Age of Tomorrow." When Gloria McGullager was shown the ancient text and realized that it was the second full moon, also known as the blue moon, that was shining over her and her precious child that night and that it was the sixth month since the start of a band new football league entitled the National Sim Football League and that when the text stated that a son would be born to Glory that it meant a son would be born to a woman named Gloria and continue on to fulfill her own name and bring about glory to her family as well as the National Sim Football League, she realized what she must name her child. So she named her child Tomage. Tomage McGullager was his name, for Tomage McGullager would be destined to be the savior of the National Sim Football League. Tomage McGullager would save the National Sim Football League from amateur players and mediocre plays and bring about an era of highly skilled legends and exciting schemes. Tomage McGullager would truly bring the National Sim Football League to the age of tomorrow. Gloria McGullager did her part. Gloria McGullager had the easy part. Tomage McGullager's work is only just beginning. Tomage McGullager will enter his first season with the Developmental Sim Football League and win a championship as his first step toward saving the National Sim Football League.