04-17-2020, 11:33 PM
(This post was last modified: 04-17-2020, 11:34 PM by youngcricket.)
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This is my article to set some GMs in this league straight that have disrespected me. DISCLAIMER: this is in no way to flame the players drafted ahead of me because we are all just young boys trying to grind and be great at the end of the day. This is for the bad work by the general managers who have disrespected my beautiful name of Lee and youngcricket. Anyways lets cut to the chase because I'm not really here to appease people. Without further ado, this is why some GMs are idiots. I will look at the players drafted ahead of me that just boggle my mind.
Let's start with the obvious. A lot of very low TPE DL and LB got drafted in front of me. I have been very open to switching positions to help a team win and have been vocal of that. But with that, I said that I didn't want to be an LB because I have been that twice successfully and not a DL because I don't like struggling to get any stats. So I cannot put any fault or blame on the GMs that decided to draft these low TPE players ahead of me. Players at positions that aren't these I can make an argument against the GMs because I was very open about switching positions.
So why do I think I fell so far? I think this is the most low maintenance I've been while still being a very solid TPE earner. I created late for DSFL draft compared to others so I will always lag behind some in my drag class. I consistently claim my TPE and if I don't update every week, I still do the PTs and training. I think I have not said much in discords, was very short with my answers in response to GMs (hate getting the same 5 questions every time they reach out lolz), and am a reformed man. I think many GMs know me and confused my lack of action in LRs (contradictory to prior experience with me) as inactivity.
Brendan Lanier, San Jose Sabercats, pick 77, 131 TPE
I think this is a bad pick by San Jose. I would have been open to playing safety (I will probably say this a lot in here) and have 29 TPE up on this person with a 1 week lag in updating and an uncompleted Wiki. That is a big advantage. My "inactivity" is the biggest knock on me and even that is a stretch when you stack up our TPE totals against each other. I'm sorry San Jose, but you made a bad pick here and due diligence would have slotted me in this pick. No flame to you Mr. Lanier, but I think your GMs made the wrong pick.
Kevin Koh, Orange County Otters, pick 82, 154 TPE
Honestly, this guy could have more TPE than me, he might now. He only has 63 posts and he hasn't posted an updated since March 16th. If activity is my biggest flaw or worry, then I have no idea why this guy is ahead of me. He didn't do Ultimus Week or Mock Draft (I did) and I don't think he has a track record. He might though because I recognize that name. But anyways, my biggest red flag is a bearish flag the size of a mountain on this guy's track record, so I'm not sure why he was taken ahead of me. He could end up getting more active, but in his current state and rate, I believe you Orange County GMs messed up right here. Disrespectful to me.
Matt Krause, San Jose Sabercats, pick 84, 114 TPE
Okay Sabercats you flamed me again for no reason. You drafted a player with much lower TPE at a position that I would have been willing to switch to. Seems like a bad trade off for you guys and I don't understand the pick here. He has 50 less TPE and is in line of being a lag behind with me. This pick doesn't make sense but he seems like a nicer guy than I am so maybe I would give a flyer if you weren't already on here but you were. This pick could have been me, you will want me back at the end of the day <3.
Kal Solarin, Honolulu somethings, pick 85, doesnt matter
You need to draft a whole team and you got a retired kicker over me. I helped this man ADwyer get 3 rings and he disrespects me by taking a retired kicker over me. I am hurt and offended I would appreciate a direct message with a formal apology for the insult that you have flung at me and everybody drafted after this pick.
Jacoby Batista, Arizona Outlaws, pick 87, 126 TPE
A running back, a position that I would obviously be willing to play. This guy has 126 TPE and hasn't posted since April 2nd and the knock on Mike Lee is inactivity. I'm not exactly sure how that makes sense, but this is a bad pick by an organization that I have given substantial parts of two careers to. I'm sorry Arizona but you may no longer be my favorite franchise as you clearly don't think as highly of me as I think of you. P.S., I'm pretty sure Arizona has never won without me so you might be extremely cursed.
Taylor Cooper, Arizona Outlaws, pick 88, 100 TPE
Ok, now Arizona has really done it. I am going to have to put the Based God curse on them this is unbelievable. A guy who plays the exact same position as me with 60 lower TPE. He has recently picked it up, I will give him that. But if inconsistency is my knock, it has to be here too. I think he will be a good player, but he is undoubtedly behind me on the progression curve. No flame that's just a fact. Hurts to see this be done to you by an organization you once trusted.
Jamie Watson, San Jose Sabercats, pick 89, 109 TPE
This guy is so far behind me in TPE and isn't overly active right now, no flame. He will be a decent player but doesn't have my star potential. I don't see what catapults him over a guy like me, no offense. I just have a solid pedigree and am creating a good player. The issue with this is that it is at the exact same position and there is nothing that jumps out to me as an edge that this player has. I am sorry San Jose, but I once played for you and also feel betrayed by how you did not pick me any of these three chances you have had.
Sam Sidekick, Chicago Butchers, pick 90, 132 TPE
I hate this pick so much it makes me so mad. Just kidding Kicker is a very selective position and Evok is good folk. I just hope Bayley sees this and thinks that I am flaming him for a second. Then he will realize I am not flaming him, but instead complimenting his 200 IQ plays.
Daymond Brooks, Honolulu something, pick 91, 103 TPE
ADwyer disrespecting me again what do you expect. I hear this guy is good people, but he is pretty far behind me TPE wise and his next update isn't as big as mine, so the gap will increase. I can't fault them for taking good people, but I believe that I am also good people. For this reason, I do not see a huge advantage and again, if activity is my downfall, how is a 57 TPE+ discrepancy showing me as inactive? Not a horrible pick, but not the best player on the board at the position. Disrespected by somebody I trusted again.
Sim Snowbow, Colorado Yeti, pick 92, 102 TPE
I hear this is a very nice man so I will not attack him at all. Instead I will attack my friend Frick Nasty. Frick you idiot. You let a 48 TPE difference and proven player go for a 102 TPE man who is very nice. I get it, I must not be nice enough for you. I haven't asked if we kissin much lately. Frick you have lost my trust and maybe even we kissin privileges. Shame on you, you clown.
I am a 160 TPE WR as of draft with a week of lag TPE coming and I have a lot to go. I still have a Wiki to make and I am a very proven player. All of these GMs can load back up in their clown cars and lick my big fat left toe because I have them on my list of teams that I crave to destroy and perform the best against. Imagine what Randy Moss continuously did to the Dallas Cowboys when they took Greg Ellis over him. I will become your worst night mare on the field. Nothing more, nothing less. Cheers boys (and any girls out there).
Shoutout William Lim, my favorite Koren player though forreal.
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This is my article to set some GMs in this league straight that have disrespected me. DISCLAIMER: this is in no way to flame the players drafted ahead of me because we are all just young boys trying to grind and be great at the end of the day. This is for the bad work by the general managers who have disrespected my beautiful name of Lee and youngcricket. Anyways lets cut to the chase because I'm not really here to appease people. Without further ado, this is why some GMs are idiots. I will look at the players drafted ahead of me that just boggle my mind.
Let's start with the obvious. A lot of very low TPE DL and LB got drafted in front of me. I have been very open to switching positions to help a team win and have been vocal of that. But with that, I said that I didn't want to be an LB because I have been that twice successfully and not a DL because I don't like struggling to get any stats. So I cannot put any fault or blame on the GMs that decided to draft these low TPE players ahead of me. Players at positions that aren't these I can make an argument against the GMs because I was very open about switching positions.
So why do I think I fell so far? I think this is the most low maintenance I've been while still being a very solid TPE earner. I created late for DSFL draft compared to others so I will always lag behind some in my drag class. I consistently claim my TPE and if I don't update every week, I still do the PTs and training. I think I have not said much in discords, was very short with my answers in response to GMs (hate getting the same 5 questions every time they reach out lolz), and am a reformed man. I think many GMs know me and confused my lack of action in LRs (contradictory to prior experience with me) as inactivity.
Brendan Lanier, San Jose Sabercats, pick 77, 131 TPE
I think this is a bad pick by San Jose. I would have been open to playing safety (I will probably say this a lot in here) and have 29 TPE up on this person with a 1 week lag in updating and an uncompleted Wiki. That is a big advantage. My "inactivity" is the biggest knock on me and even that is a stretch when you stack up our TPE totals against each other. I'm sorry San Jose, but you made a bad pick here and due diligence would have slotted me in this pick. No flame to you Mr. Lanier, but I think your GMs made the wrong pick.
Kevin Koh, Orange County Otters, pick 82, 154 TPE
Honestly, this guy could have more TPE than me, he might now. He only has 63 posts and he hasn't posted an updated since March 16th. If activity is my biggest flaw or worry, then I have no idea why this guy is ahead of me. He didn't do Ultimus Week or Mock Draft (I did) and I don't think he has a track record. He might though because I recognize that name. But anyways, my biggest red flag is a bearish flag the size of a mountain on this guy's track record, so I'm not sure why he was taken ahead of me. He could end up getting more active, but in his current state and rate, I believe you Orange County GMs messed up right here. Disrespectful to me.
Matt Krause, San Jose Sabercats, pick 84, 114 TPE
Okay Sabercats you flamed me again for no reason. You drafted a player with much lower TPE at a position that I would have been willing to switch to. Seems like a bad trade off for you guys and I don't understand the pick here. He has 50 less TPE and is in line of being a lag behind with me. This pick doesn't make sense but he seems like a nicer guy than I am so maybe I would give a flyer if you weren't already on here but you were. This pick could have been me, you will want me back at the end of the day <3.
Kal Solarin, Honolulu somethings, pick 85, doesnt matter
You need to draft a whole team and you got a retired kicker over me. I helped this man ADwyer get 3 rings and he disrespects me by taking a retired kicker over me. I am hurt and offended I would appreciate a direct message with a formal apology for the insult that you have flung at me and everybody drafted after this pick.
Jacoby Batista, Arizona Outlaws, pick 87, 126 TPE
A running back, a position that I would obviously be willing to play. This guy has 126 TPE and hasn't posted since April 2nd and the knock on Mike Lee is inactivity. I'm not exactly sure how that makes sense, but this is a bad pick by an organization that I have given substantial parts of two careers to. I'm sorry Arizona but you may no longer be my favorite franchise as you clearly don't think as highly of me as I think of you. P.S., I'm pretty sure Arizona has never won without me so you might be extremely cursed.
Taylor Cooper, Arizona Outlaws, pick 88, 100 TPE
Ok, now Arizona has really done it. I am going to have to put the Based God curse on them this is unbelievable. A guy who plays the exact same position as me with 60 lower TPE. He has recently picked it up, I will give him that. But if inconsistency is my knock, it has to be here too. I think he will be a good player, but he is undoubtedly behind me on the progression curve. No flame that's just a fact. Hurts to see this be done to you by an organization you once trusted.
Jamie Watson, San Jose Sabercats, pick 89, 109 TPE
This guy is so far behind me in TPE and isn't overly active right now, no flame. He will be a decent player but doesn't have my star potential. I don't see what catapults him over a guy like me, no offense. I just have a solid pedigree and am creating a good player. The issue with this is that it is at the exact same position and there is nothing that jumps out to me as an edge that this player has. I am sorry San Jose, but I once played for you and also feel betrayed by how you did not pick me any of these three chances you have had.
Sam Sidekick, Chicago Butchers, pick 90, 132 TPE
I hate this pick so much it makes me so mad. Just kidding Kicker is a very selective position and Evok is good folk. I just hope Bayley sees this and thinks that I am flaming him for a second. Then he will realize I am not flaming him, but instead complimenting his 200 IQ plays.
Daymond Brooks, Honolulu something, pick 91, 103 TPE
ADwyer disrespecting me again what do you expect. I hear this guy is good people, but he is pretty far behind me TPE wise and his next update isn't as big as mine, so the gap will increase. I can't fault them for taking good people, but I believe that I am also good people. For this reason, I do not see a huge advantage and again, if activity is my downfall, how is a 57 TPE+ discrepancy showing me as inactive? Not a horrible pick, but not the best player on the board at the position. Disrespected by somebody I trusted again.
Sim Snowbow, Colorado Yeti, pick 92, 102 TPE
I hear this is a very nice man so I will not attack him at all. Instead I will attack my friend Frick Nasty. Frick you idiot. You let a 48 TPE difference and proven player go for a 102 TPE man who is very nice. I get it, I must not be nice enough for you. I haven't asked if we kissin much lately. Frick you have lost my trust and maybe even we kissin privileges. Shame on you, you clown.
I am a 160 TPE WR as of draft with a week of lag TPE coming and I have a lot to go. I still have a Wiki to make and I am a very proven player. All of these GMs can load back up in their clown cars and lick my big fat left toe because I have them on my list of teams that I crave to destroy and perform the best against. Imagine what Randy Moss continuously did to the Dallas Cowboys when they took Greg Ellis over him. I will become your worst night mare on the field. Nothing more, nothing less. Cheers boys (and any girls out there).
Shoutout William Lim, my favorite Koren player though forreal.
1523 words