This is exactly what would happen to your team if you decided to take me, JULIO JONES OFFENSIVE LINEMAN, in the 1st round of the NSFL draft
- Day of NSFL draft -
[Redacted Team GM]: we need an offensive lineman. We've invested so much in our QB and RB. Now, we really need a franchise lineman to protect these assets and give them time and space to do their thing
[Redacted Scout]: I know exactly who we should pick. This year's OL are incredibly top heavy. There are 3 main OL that should go in the first round, and the rest are worthless. I really think that we should pick up one of these guys in the first round. As we know, once the first one goes, it'll start a run on OL.
[Redacted Team GM]: I gotcha. I'll do whatever you recommend. Out of the top 3, who do you like the most?
[Redacted Scout]: Julio Jones, without a question. The guy leads the DSFL in Pancakes, has an 89 strength rating, and seems to be nothing but a professional in the locker room. Kevin Malone is retiring at the end of the season, and D. Thruster is just not as good as Julio. I heard that there is also an incredibly amount of interest in Julio, so I think it's safer if we just lock him down with our 1st round pick
[Redacted Team GM]: Then do it. Pull the trigger.
[Redacted Scout]: Picks up the phone to call in the pick We are picking Julio Jones, OL. He's the first OL to ever go in the first round. I hope this doesn't bite me in the ass ...
-screen fades out to black-
[i][Redacted Team] Head Office, 10 years later. [Redacted scout turned GM] is lying on the table, with a number of machines hooked up to him[/i]
The camera pans around and shows that in the years following the Julio Jones pick, the [Redacted Team] went to 10 straight Ultimini and won all 10 of them
[Redacted Scout turned GM]: The Julio Jones pick was the best goddamn pick I ever made in my entire life. Coughs I have no regrets at all picking him. cough He's made me prouder than I ever even thought was possible.
The heart rate monitor begins to slow down
[Redacted Scout turned GM]: Due to all of his contributions, I have decided to will my position as GM and all of my assets to Julio Jones, Offensive Lineman -cough- He's like a son to me. I love him
The heart rate monitor flatlines and everyone in the room turns to hide their tears except for Julio, who is at the back of the room. Julio Jones Sheds a single tear for [Redacted Scout turned GM]
Julio: I'll be the best GM you've ever seen
-The end-
- Day of NSFL draft -
[Redacted Team GM]: we need an offensive lineman. We've invested so much in our QB and RB. Now, we really need a franchise lineman to protect these assets and give them time and space to do their thing
[Redacted Scout]: I know exactly who we should pick. This year's OL are incredibly top heavy. There are 3 main OL that should go in the first round, and the rest are worthless. I really think that we should pick up one of these guys in the first round. As we know, once the first one goes, it'll start a run on OL.
[Redacted Team GM]: I gotcha. I'll do whatever you recommend. Out of the top 3, who do you like the most?
[Redacted Scout]: Julio Jones, without a question. The guy leads the DSFL in Pancakes, has an 89 strength rating, and seems to be nothing but a professional in the locker room. Kevin Malone is retiring at the end of the season, and D. Thruster is just not as good as Julio. I heard that there is also an incredibly amount of interest in Julio, so I think it's safer if we just lock him down with our 1st round pick
[Redacted Team GM]: Then do it. Pull the trigger.
[Redacted Scout]: Picks up the phone to call in the pick We are picking Julio Jones, OL. He's the first OL to ever go in the first round. I hope this doesn't bite me in the ass ...
-screen fades out to black-
[i][Redacted Team] Head Office, 10 years later. [Redacted scout turned GM] is lying on the table, with a number of machines hooked up to him[/i]
The camera pans around and shows that in the years following the Julio Jones pick, the [Redacted Team] went to 10 straight Ultimini and won all 10 of them
[Redacted Scout turned GM]: The Julio Jones pick was the best goddamn pick I ever made in my entire life. Coughs I have no regrets at all picking him. cough He's made me prouder than I ever even thought was possible.
The heart rate monitor begins to slow down
[Redacted Scout turned GM]: Due to all of his contributions, I have decided to will my position as GM and all of my assets to Julio Jones, Offensive Lineman -cough- He's like a son to me. I love him
The heart rate monitor flatlines and everyone in the room turns to hide their tears except for Julio, who is at the back of the room. Julio Jones Sheds a single tear for [Redacted Scout turned GM]
Julio: I'll be the best GM you've ever seen
-The end-