06-05-2020, 09:00 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-06-2020, 01:26 PM by Buttersqauch101.)
Hey sports fans! DSFL prospect Joshua Campbell here in LA for the DSFL combine and I want to answer some questions whether they are from fans, players, or team staff. Ask me anything (to a limit of course)
Strawberry Milk is the fucking best. I will literally only drink it on game days so if you ever see me by the “Gatorade” jug, it’s actually full of fresh Strawberry Milk
3-4 sucks Wdym?
Marty sucks lmap. Even the 8ball bot has said so
^^^ is all I need to hear about Gaines. He’s a sorry receiver
The Extra locker (even though it’s literally a bank vault) will be used to store all of our funds from you leaving now that we don’t have to spend millions apon millions of dollars per season on cereal. That costed too much money and it’s a huge financial relief
Well a certain British Kansas City player I talked to recalled that since it’s a huge island that the place is perfect for defending. If you can protect the Korean port, Russian port and the entrance from North American then you can just stack troops and protect yourself until you eventually get hit with a army of 300 because your neighbors get nervous. He also recalled talking about how basing in Greenland and then invading an army with 4 times as many soldiers is a bad idea. Especially when that nation is aligned with me.
A Wyoming Cowboy.... AND a NFL Quarterback? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me QB... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO PLAY *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka. Ok sorry I’m under control now. My point is Josh Allen is the fucking goat
Well obviously it’s a 10 because who the fuck would willingly play 3/4 when you have a full DL and not as many LBs to spare. 3-4 is such a god awful formation it should be banned from the league to end players suffering
Just as you ask this question you hear something in the background. At this point it’s essentially inaudible and you can’t tell what it is. You think it could just be someone’s ringer so you shrug it off. You try to continue but suddenly it gets louder. Everyone looks around trying to see what’s making that sound. It’s deafening at this point and you look at Campbell to see all he’s doing is smiling into the camera. Suddenly it’s on you and you can finally understand the lyrics. Such holy lyrics that you fall to the ground in awe. It stops, everyone gets up and suddenly once again all you hear is “ What goes up must come down
Yet my feet don't touch the ground
See the world spinning upside down
A mighty crash without a sound
I can feel your every rage
Step aside, I'll turn the page
Breaking through your crazy maze
Like a laser beam, my eyes on you
Watch me rule the night away
Watch me save the day
Feel my storm is getting close
Headed your way
Sonic heroes, Sonic heroes
Bind you, confine you
Defying your reign
Sonic heroes, Sonic heroes
Setting the stage
For a heroes parade
I won't even hesitate
A second left to alter fate
And you try to strike but a bit too late
I got you hooked by my own bait
Watch me rule the night away
Watch me save the day
Feel my storm is getting close
Headed your way
Sonic heroes, Sonic heroes
Bind you, confine you
Defying your reign
Sonic heroes, Sonic heroes
Setting the stage
For a heroes parade
You can bet there ain't no doubt
As the words spill from the mouth
Of a hero
I can chase another day
Fight you all the way
Like a hero
And together we stand tall
No matter how
No one can bring us down
Sonic heroes, Sonic heroes
Bind you, confine you
Defying your reign
Sonic heroes, Sonic heroes
Setting the stage
For a heroes parade
Sonic heroes
Sonic heroes
Give us a reason
And we're on our way”
Only around half the room gets up with the other half dead for not being strong enough to listen to the holy music. You ask your last question and get a simple answer
“Honestly I’m not much of a coke guy but Orange Vanilla Coke hits hard”
Pick six is a lock down guy but his name is kinda off. If I renamed myself “PickSix” then I’m basically confirming I’ll be getting pick sixes. That’s not something he’s done but he’s played very well nonetheless
Well I’d have to give up my catching ability. It’s the thing defense isn’t known for and I have all the other talents to play defense
I just want to be good. A player that actually matters on the field and I hope to achieve that with the pipelines I’m going through
I’ve said this a lot to the point where he probably hates me for it smh. But Rradum is the guy who has helped me out the most whether it’s stuff about the league or personal reasons. He’s my unofficial mentor in the league
Well first of all don’t draft a LB in the first round and then switch them to WR. That’s not gonna work out. Bad idea by the copperheads organization.
Well because Kansas City has a thing for drafting good players from the Wyoming Cowboys. See Brayden Ennis who went 19th overall and then 4th overall in the nsfl draft.
Chris Hanson has tried but failed to reach out to me. He will never find out about all the other victims of *69
(06-05-2020, 08:03 PM)Matty7478 Wrote:How much do you love Strawberry Milk, and will you be looking to show off the superiority of Strawberry Milk against your Chocolate Milk-favouring rivals?
Why is it better to play with only 3 Down Linemen on defense instead of 4?
In your opinion, does Matty suck? (lmap)
Strawberry Milk is the fucking best. I will literally only drink it on game days so if you ever see me by the “Gatorade” jug, it’s actually full of fresh Strawberry Milk
3-4 sucks Wdym?
Marty sucks lmap. Even the 8ball bot has said so
(06-05-2020, 08:03 PM)UpperNet Wrote:Why is Net Gaines the best WR?"Well I'm the best corner in the game. When you try me with a sorry receiver like Gaines that's the result you're going to get." - Korrin Abernathy after the clutch deflection that lead to the interception for Orange County in the 2036 ASFC Conference Championship game.
^^^ is all I need to hear about Gaines. He’s a sorry receiver
(06-05-2020, 08:08 PM)Ismael8907 Wrote:Will you be good or big bustI will be the very best, no other WR has been a WR like me, there is no competition in my opinion and I’ll be one of the best in KCC history
(06-05-2020, 09:54 PM)RenoJacksonHS Wrote:How are you using the space in the locker room now that the cereal cabinet is gone?
Thoughts on Japan as a viable option for a base in RISK?
Josh Allen?
On a scale of 1-10 with 1 being awful and 10 being extremely fucking awful, where does the 3-4 defence rank?
The Extra locker (even though it’s literally a bank vault) will be used to store all of our funds from you leaving now that we don’t have to spend millions apon millions of dollars per season on cereal. That costed too much money and it’s a huge financial relief
Well a certain British Kansas City player I talked to recalled that since it’s a huge island that the place is perfect for defending. If you can protect the Korean port, Russian port and the entrance from North American then you can just stack troops and protect yourself until you eventually get hit with a army of 300 because your neighbors get nervous. He also recalled talking about how basing in Greenland and then invading an army with 4 times as many soldiers is a bad idea. Especially when that nation is aligned with me.
A Wyoming Cowboy.... AND a NFL Quarterback? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me QB... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO PLAY *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka. Ok sorry I’m under control now. My point is Josh Allen is the fucking goat
Well obviously it’s a 10 because who the fuck would willingly play 3/4 when you have a full DL and not as many LBs to spare. 3-4 is such a god awful formation it should be banned from the league to end players suffering
(06-05-2020, 10:02 PM)Jackets28 Wrote:- Honest question, why Calvin Johnson as a render?
- What is the best Sonic game?
- Best Coke flavor?
Just as you ask this question you hear something in the background. At this point it’s essentially inaudible and you can’t tell what it is. You think it could just be someone’s ringer so you shrug it off. You try to continue but suddenly it gets louder. Everyone looks around trying to see what’s making that sound. It’s deafening at this point and you look at Campbell to see all he’s doing is smiling into the camera. Suddenly it’s on you and you can finally understand the lyrics. Such holy lyrics that you fall to the ground in awe. It stops, everyone gets up and suddenly once again all you hear is “ What goes up must come down
Yet my feet don't touch the ground
See the world spinning upside down
A mighty crash without a sound
I can feel your every rage
Step aside, I'll turn the page
Breaking through your crazy maze
Like a laser beam, my eyes on you
Watch me rule the night away
Watch me save the day
Feel my storm is getting close
Headed your way
Sonic heroes, Sonic heroes
Bind you, confine you
Defying your reign
Sonic heroes, Sonic heroes
Setting the stage
For a heroes parade
I won't even hesitate
A second left to alter fate
And you try to strike but a bit too late
I got you hooked by my own bait
Watch me rule the night away
Watch me save the day
Feel my storm is getting close
Headed your way
Sonic heroes, Sonic heroes
Bind you, confine you
Defying your reign
Sonic heroes, Sonic heroes
Setting the stage
For a heroes parade
You can bet there ain't no doubt
As the words spill from the mouth
Of a hero
I can chase another day
Fight you all the way
Like a hero
And together we stand tall
No matter how
No one can bring us down
Sonic heroes, Sonic heroes
Bind you, confine you
Defying your reign
Sonic heroes, Sonic heroes
Setting the stage
For a heroes parade
Sonic heroes
Sonic heroes
Give us a reason
And we're on our way”
Only around half the room gets up with the other half dead for not being strong enough to listen to the holy music. You ask your last question and get a simple answer
“Honestly I’m not much of a coke guy but Orange Vanilla Coke hits hard”
Vorshala Wrote:Why is PickSix the best generational CB in the league right now?
What would you give up to play with such brilliance on the other side of the ball?
Pick six is a lock down guy but his name is kinda off. If I renamed myself “PickSix” then I’m basically confirming I’ll be getting pick sixes. That’s not something he’s done but he’s played very well nonetheless
Well I’d have to give up my catching ability. It’s the thing defense isn’t known for and I have all the other talents to play defense
(Tylus @ Jun 6 2020 Wrote:What are some goals for your career?
Are there any players or users in general who inspire you or you look up to?
I just want to be good. A player that actually matters on the field and I hope to achieve that with the pipelines I’m going through
I’ve said this a lot to the point where he probably hates me for it smh. But Rradum is the guy who has helped me out the most whether it’s stuff about the league or personal reasons. He’s my unofficial mentor in the league
(06-06-2020, 09:40 AM)BenDover Wrote:Why is Net Gaines the worst WR?
Despite many scouts saying you are a 7th round talent at best, the Coyotes have said that they are taking you in the second, what do they see in you?
Has Chris Hansen ever followed up on his investigation of your Tampering?
Well first of all don’t draft a LB in the first round and then switch them to WR. That’s not gonna work out. Bad idea by the copperheads organization.
Well because Kansas City has a thing for drafting good players from the Wyoming Cowboys. See Brayden Ennis who went 19th overall and then 4th overall in the nsfl draft.
Chris Hanson has tried but failed to reach out to me. He will never find out about all the other victims of *69