*Using my phone makes it really hard

[ForSucksFake]

Do you realize how hard this is to do on your phone? Have you tried using the forum's mobile mode? Screw that, real gangstas use Desktop Mode on their phones. When I say I use my phone, I mean I use it for everything in this league. Updates, PTs, Activity Checks, Discord, graphics, videos, GIFs, Butter Me Up Parts 1-4. If you saw my camera roll, you'd cry. I use like 3 programs to make my graphics. I save that same stupid photo like 6 different times. Pictures of my child get buried in hordes of pictures of Corvo Havran with abs. If my wife saw all the pictures I've made of Corvo Havran, she'd think I was leaving her for him. My fingers just got flashbacks to last week thinking about it. Good thing I've got that Tylenol handy. Using my phone makes it easier for me to shitpost on the go at the cost of being a semi-negligent father. I'm working on this sick Cooter Bigsby jersey swap, just getting sucked into my work. I look up and the sliding glass door to my deck is open. Do you realize how dangerous that is? Not only do I risk my child getting sunburnt, but there's a cat killer going around in my neighborhood slicing cats in half and I have three goddamn cats. I probably sound like an old man, but max earning and making media and graphics is really hard when you've got a two-year-old hellbent on destroying the world. I glance down to watch the stream of NSFL Week 1 games and BLAM! She got me right in the goddamn face. It always hurts more when you don't know it's coming. The other day I'm in the Minnesota LR getting hyped for Game Day and she slaps it right out of my hand. It was so demoralizing having a two-year-old make me her bitch with cookies and banana all over her face. Remember when we had 1.5x media week back in May? Yeah, I wrote 1000 words about Raven and Dwyer moving a team to Honolulu so they could have totally natural babies together on my phone. Why do I do this to myself? I'm not sure, maybe because I want to test the limits of modern handheld technology. Maybe because I'm too poor to by a proper PC after my dumbass bought a Chromebook that runs neither the sim nor Photoshop. I've got this thing dying of heat exhaustion just because the Wraiths .png logo file is just so damn large. It took me twenty minutes just to center the damn thing onto Cooter's goddamn jersey. So I did the rest on my phone. It's crying out for help because I've just been fingering it so hard.

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

-fsf

Sent from my iPhone

[ADwyer87]

real Gs do indeed use desktop mode on their phones

I appreciate your dedication to making softcore word porn on your phone for all of us.

Also have you considered the possibility that your other cats are the real cat killers and you having the sliding door open is how they get out and do some highlander shit with the other cats? just a thought

[ForSucksFake]

real Gs do indeed use desktop mode on their phones

I appreciate your dedication to making softcore word porn on your phone for all of us.

Also have you considered the possibility that your other cats are the real cat killers and you having the sliding door open is how they get out and do some highlander shit with the other cats? just a thought

My cats are too soft to do anything cool, man.

[siddhus]

Lol desktop mode on phone is most oP thing I’ve seen. Even more OP than 79 speed QB

[HalfEatenOnionBagel]

Reading this right now on desktop mode on my phone

Keep up the good fight, brother

[HalfEatenOnionBagel]

Lol desktop mode on phone is most oP thing I’ve seen. Even more OP than 79 speed QB

[DatSmolBoi]

Desktop mode on mobile is so much better than mobile mode ngl

[Buttersqauch101]

People who use mobile mode on mobile have small peen

[The_Kidd]

am I the only one that uses a computer? I cant strain my eyes on a phone and my hands are too big to type on these tiny phones

[timeconsumer]

Do like Dermot and DM me and we'll find you a ebay desktop and some new parts to plug in to make it serviceable