06-29-2020, 07:13 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-29-2020, 07:14 PM by supertardis101.)
Why should Rickie Vaughne be at the top of your leaderboard? Complicated questions but one with an undeniable truth. You see Rickie Vaughne is a man of culture, precision, and absolute badassery. You want a guy who can do it all? You got it! You want a man who is going to have maxed out his speed by the end of his DSFL career? You got it! You want a guy who is going to be pretty active but maybe not a max earner because he is short of the money he needs? You better fucking believe that you got it! You see Rickie didn’t come from the best of homes but will and perseverance have moved him past that farther than he could ever push himself to go. I have already written a detailed account and origin story of my life so I don’t think I need to go over it again here.
I will say that when you are taking a chance on Rickie Vaughne you are taking an absolute rock in your backfield for years to come. You are taking a guy who cares about his team and is willing to sign team-friendly contracts if it covers and his weekly training and puts him on a playoff team with a chance to win the championship! He is going to put all of his upcoming TPE into speed and is willing to pump out a few media articles if it means that he can get ahead of the competition.
Overall he is very strong and he is going to be a great player and titan of the CB position for seasons upon seasons upon seasons to come. He is also willing to switch to another position if that is what his team needs. He has already done this once and is willing too if the team covers his costs. At this very moment, he feels no attachment to any particular NSFL franchise and he is willing to stay with anyone and sign team-friendly contracts as long they are on a good team. His current list of top teams that he wants to go to are The Baltimore Hawks, The Chicago Butchers, The Colorado Yeti, The Philidelphia Liberty, The Sarasota Sailfish, The Yellowknife Wraiths, The Arizona Outlaws, The Austin Copperheads, The Honolulu Hahalua, The New Orleans Second Line, The Orange County Otters, and the San Jose Sabercats.
He is entertaining offers from all of these teams and is willing to stay in the DSFL for an extended amount of time if necessary to aid the well being of the team’s future. Rickie plays baseball on top of playing football and he is an extremely proficient Baseball player but he lets that carry over into his Football career. He is going to be active in any locker room he is in and he hopes to be a good clubhouse presence but he admits that he will most likely dedicate more of his time to be a baseball player.
Regardless he will still be an absolute fixture in his weekly training and he will work to at least try to get some money for some equipment each season. He is not going to max-earn but he is going to get some pretty good updates in. Do you believe in magic? Because Rickie sure as hell does and he demonstrates some his magic every time that he is on the field.
When he was a small boy he was out playing football with his friends when he accidentally dropped the ball and it rolled down into the bushes away from the large field that he and his friends were playing. He proudly shouted at his friends “I will go get the ball” as he gleefully skipped to get his football which he had now rolled down a small hole. Rickie stopped for a second and he looked and inspected this large hole in the ground that he had never seen before. What was it? Where did it go? Rickie was extremely afraid at first but soon he mustered up the courage and went down in the whole and found the ball. He saw the ball but he could not retrieve it. Do you know why? Because there was a small leprechaun standing there with the ball in his hands. The leprechaun was about 2 feet tall and was dressed from head to two in green attire. In his bag he had a book that was glowing with green and red particle coming of it.
“Who are you?” Rickie enquired to the leprechaun. “Why I am sir Matty Paul and I am here for my treasure! Do you know where my treasure is?” Rickie stopped for a second and thought to himself. What in the hell was he seeing? He decided that he would the leprechaun if that would mean that he could get his football for he and his friends back. He thought hard and long about it and realized that his adopted mother had a small treasure chest on her mantle full of gold coins. “I know where it is!” Cried Rickie. Matty the leprechaun looked shocked “Where is it” he asked. “It’s in my mothers room but she told me that I could never touch it.” “Well, I need !t” Matty cried with a ear-piercing shriek that nearly destroyed Rickie’s eardrums. “Ill tell you what, you give me that football and you give me some magic to help beat my friends Ill sneak in with you and help you get your treasure” “fr?” replied Matty. “Fr” Rickie said back.
“Alright, lets fucking do this!!!” The two of them snuck around the house and found the window to his adopted mother’s bedroom. “This is it” cried Rickie pointing at it with his left hand. Matty and Rickie looked at each other and they both knew what they had need to do. They went to the side room and grabbed a long thread of sheep intestines and threw them up into the window. They both then rappeled up together as they prepared a rock to break through the window on the second floor. Matty went first and he took the rock and threw it through the glass with all of his might and intensity. The rock flew to the floor and Rickie and the 2-foot leprechaun both jumped into his mother’s room. Rickie searched around for a while and Matty aided him. They had no luck and they determined that she must have moved them at some point.
“That bitch! She’s got my lucky charms!” Matty said to himself tearfully. Rickie saw the tears in his eyes and the lump in his throat and he decided that he would make sure that Matty got his lucky charms if he had to kill every last person on earth to do so. They went out into the house and began to search around to see if they could find Matty’s lucky charms. Eventually, they had absolutely no luck. They searched in the kitchen cabinets. They searched in the trash compactor. They searched in the fireplace. They searched for the mother’s desk. They searched the room with chemistry equipment. They searched for the other bedroom. They searched just about everywhere and could not find jack shit. Eventually, they both sat down and looked at each other defeated.
That is when they heard it. They both heard it immediately. It was a soft but very heavy chanting coming from the basement. They both were immediately concerned by this and they both realized that they had failed to check the downstairs. Now they were curious what was going on down there. They both began to walk down the rickety stairs and as the bottom floor came into perspective they were both horribly shocked with what they saw. They saw his mother leading a satanic ritual and about to stab a poor girl in the chest with a large knife. They noticed that in both of the girls hand there were pieces of Matty’s lucky charms.
“MAHHHHHH LUUUUCKKKYY CHAARRRMMS” Matty shouted with all of his voice and began to run top-speed towards the ritual. Rickie tried to stop him but he was too late. Matty was mad as hell and he was not gonna take it anymore. He began awfully attacking all of the worshipers and just brually murdering every single one until their intestines were just stacked on the floor in neat cubes. It was both the most horrific and interesting thing that Rickie had ever seen up to this point in his small sheltered life. It was just awful but after a few second Rickie realized that Matty was going to attack his mom.
Rickie ran to get in front of his mom and soon he stood between Matty and rest of his lucky charms. “Give them to me!” Matty shouted. “Why, so you can killl my mother?” Rickie shot back. Matty looked furious but he soon started controlling himself and soon he started to cool off. Through Grit teeth he muttered to himself quietly. “NO, godammit I wil not kill your goddamn mother” Rickie turned around and looked at his mother. “Now mom can Matty have his lucky charms back?” HIs mother looked very angry at first but then she decided to cave and she gave the lucky charms over to Matty the leprechaun. “Alright now that is 100xs better. I am going to be on my way now thank you very much.” Matty began to walk out of the room and he started to stroll when Rickie shouted at him. “Matty stop! You promised me something!”
Matty froze and began to shutter. “I suppose you be wanting your football and magic now don’t ya” “Well yeah, Rickie replied.” Matty froze and looked defeated. “Fine. Here you go enjoy ya fucking football and ya fucking magic” Rickie looked as happy as ever and as he let the magic enfill him he felt a high that he had never felt before. He felt as if he could take the world and put it all on him with absolutely no consequences. He ran back to his friends out in the field and began to play football again. He was absolutely magic and that was the story of how Rickie became magic with the things he could do on the field. From that point on he vowed to use his gift and whenever he saw Matty watching him in his sleep, he said thank you.
This is going to conclude the article on why Rickie should be on the top of your draft board. Not only he is going to be a moderate-pretty damn good earner. He can pump out some bullshit articles like this every few weeks to buy some fucking equipment. Thank you reader for reading!
I will say that when you are taking a chance on Rickie Vaughne you are taking an absolute rock in your backfield for years to come. You are taking a guy who cares about his team and is willing to sign team-friendly contracts if it covers and his weekly training and puts him on a playoff team with a chance to win the championship! He is going to put all of his upcoming TPE into speed and is willing to pump out a few media articles if it means that he can get ahead of the competition.
Overall he is very strong and he is going to be a great player and titan of the CB position for seasons upon seasons upon seasons to come. He is also willing to switch to another position if that is what his team needs. He has already done this once and is willing too if the team covers his costs. At this very moment, he feels no attachment to any particular NSFL franchise and he is willing to stay with anyone and sign team-friendly contracts as long they are on a good team. His current list of top teams that he wants to go to are The Baltimore Hawks, The Chicago Butchers, The Colorado Yeti, The Philidelphia Liberty, The Sarasota Sailfish, The Yellowknife Wraiths, The Arizona Outlaws, The Austin Copperheads, The Honolulu Hahalua, The New Orleans Second Line, The Orange County Otters, and the San Jose Sabercats.
He is entertaining offers from all of these teams and is willing to stay in the DSFL for an extended amount of time if necessary to aid the well being of the team’s future. Rickie plays baseball on top of playing football and he is an extremely proficient Baseball player but he lets that carry over into his Football career. He is going to be active in any locker room he is in and he hopes to be a good clubhouse presence but he admits that he will most likely dedicate more of his time to be a baseball player.
Regardless he will still be an absolute fixture in his weekly training and he will work to at least try to get some money for some equipment each season. He is not going to max-earn but he is going to get some pretty good updates in. Do you believe in magic? Because Rickie sure as hell does and he demonstrates some his magic every time that he is on the field.
When he was a small boy he was out playing football with his friends when he accidentally dropped the ball and it rolled down into the bushes away from the large field that he and his friends were playing. He proudly shouted at his friends “I will go get the ball” as he gleefully skipped to get his football which he had now rolled down a small hole. Rickie stopped for a second and he looked and inspected this large hole in the ground that he had never seen before. What was it? Where did it go? Rickie was extremely afraid at first but soon he mustered up the courage and went down in the whole and found the ball. He saw the ball but he could not retrieve it. Do you know why? Because there was a small leprechaun standing there with the ball in his hands. The leprechaun was about 2 feet tall and was dressed from head to two in green attire. In his bag he had a book that was glowing with green and red particle coming of it.
“Who are you?” Rickie enquired to the leprechaun. “Why I am sir Matty Paul and I am here for my treasure! Do you know where my treasure is?” Rickie stopped for a second and thought to himself. What in the hell was he seeing? He decided that he would the leprechaun if that would mean that he could get his football for he and his friends back. He thought hard and long about it and realized that his adopted mother had a small treasure chest on her mantle full of gold coins. “I know where it is!” Cried Rickie. Matty the leprechaun looked shocked “Where is it” he asked. “It’s in my mothers room but she told me that I could never touch it.” “Well, I need !t” Matty cried with a ear-piercing shriek that nearly destroyed Rickie’s eardrums. “Ill tell you what, you give me that football and you give me some magic to help beat my friends Ill sneak in with you and help you get your treasure” “fr?” replied Matty. “Fr” Rickie said back.
“Alright, lets fucking do this!!!” The two of them snuck around the house and found the window to his adopted mother’s bedroom. “This is it” cried Rickie pointing at it with his left hand. Matty and Rickie looked at each other and they both knew what they had need to do. They went to the side room and grabbed a long thread of sheep intestines and threw them up into the window. They both then rappeled up together as they prepared a rock to break through the window on the second floor. Matty went first and he took the rock and threw it through the glass with all of his might and intensity. The rock flew to the floor and Rickie and the 2-foot leprechaun both jumped into his mother’s room. Rickie searched around for a while and Matty aided him. They had no luck and they determined that she must have moved them at some point.
“That bitch! She’s got my lucky charms!” Matty said to himself tearfully. Rickie saw the tears in his eyes and the lump in his throat and he decided that he would make sure that Matty got his lucky charms if he had to kill every last person on earth to do so. They went out into the house and began to search around to see if they could find Matty’s lucky charms. Eventually, they had absolutely no luck. They searched in the kitchen cabinets. They searched in the trash compactor. They searched in the fireplace. They searched for the mother’s desk. They searched the room with chemistry equipment. They searched for the other bedroom. They searched just about everywhere and could not find jack shit. Eventually, they both sat down and looked at each other defeated.
That is when they heard it. They both heard it immediately. It was a soft but very heavy chanting coming from the basement. They both were immediately concerned by this and they both realized that they had failed to check the downstairs. Now they were curious what was going on down there. They both began to walk down the rickety stairs and as the bottom floor came into perspective they were both horribly shocked with what they saw. They saw his mother leading a satanic ritual and about to stab a poor girl in the chest with a large knife. They noticed that in both of the girls hand there were pieces of Matty’s lucky charms.
“MAHHHHHH LUUUUCKKKYY CHAARRRMMS” Matty shouted with all of his voice and began to run top-speed towards the ritual. Rickie tried to stop him but he was too late. Matty was mad as hell and he was not gonna take it anymore. He began awfully attacking all of the worshipers and just brually murdering every single one until their intestines were just stacked on the floor in neat cubes. It was both the most horrific and interesting thing that Rickie had ever seen up to this point in his small sheltered life. It was just awful but after a few second Rickie realized that Matty was going to attack his mom.
Rickie ran to get in front of his mom and soon he stood between Matty and rest of his lucky charms. “Give them to me!” Matty shouted. “Why, so you can killl my mother?” Rickie shot back. Matty looked furious but he soon started controlling himself and soon he started to cool off. Through Grit teeth he muttered to himself quietly. “NO, godammit I wil not kill your goddamn mother” Rickie turned around and looked at his mother. “Now mom can Matty have his lucky charms back?” HIs mother looked very angry at first but then she decided to cave and she gave the lucky charms over to Matty the leprechaun. “Alright now that is 100xs better. I am going to be on my way now thank you very much.” Matty began to walk out of the room and he started to stroll when Rickie shouted at him. “Matty stop! You promised me something!”
Matty froze and began to shutter. “I suppose you be wanting your football and magic now don’t ya” “Well yeah, Rickie replied.” Matty froze and looked defeated. “Fine. Here you go enjoy ya fucking football and ya fucking magic” Rickie looked as happy as ever and as he let the magic enfill him he felt a high that he had never felt before. He felt as if he could take the world and put it all on him with absolutely no consequences. He ran back to his friends out in the field and began to play football again. He was absolutely magic and that was the story of how Rickie became magic with the things he could do on the field. From that point on he vowed to use his gift and whenever he saw Matty watching him in his sleep, he said thank you.
This is going to conclude the article on why Rickie should be on the top of your draft board. Not only he is going to be a moderate-pretty damn good earner. He can pump out some bullshit articles like this every few weeks to buy some fucking equipment. Thank you reader for reading!
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